Weird
 

So I dreamed I had lady bits between me legs. I was shocked because my tackle was gone. :(
I had a little feel, it was moist, I felt awkward. It was a good looking one though, obviously.
Then I woke up.


They say dreams have meanings. What does this mean Pit? :waldo:
Also share weird dreams.

I had a similar dream, although I had a button that I could push to toggle between them.

I dreamt I was a woman once. That's when I learned that if I were a woman, I'd be the biggest slut in existence.

Are you sure those bits didn't use to be your penis?
How do you know they used to belong to a woman?

You're so horney you would fuck yourself is it was possible.

Or something....

So we can safely say you're out of the closet now?

It wasn't done by surgery, the lady bits were my own bits. It was like the magical bits fairy traded my male bits for female bits.
I didn't get the tits though.

Its.

Sometimes my penos pops right off and I can reattatch it like a suction cup.

I had a dream that i went to Belgium and punched the head off an ostrich.

:haha: no I'm definitely straight. Believe me, I wish I was gay, but I have no attraction to men. Kinda sucks.

I don't why I had a dream where I was banging dudes if I don't have those desires when I'm awake. I'm sure half of the pit are psych majors, maybe someone could chime in and give shed some light?

I dreamt that a transdimensional vortex disguised as an alien star ship came down through my reality and ate all the soup, but I was never sure on the colour of the liquid, because most soups aren't usually a greeny burgandy..

I had a dream that I was wingman to a lesbian beatboxer that was terrible.

Probably because the odds of finding a beautiful lesbian were thin and you wanted to abuse your lady bit while you had it? :p:

I had a dream where I was in kindergarten again, except I had really big feet and was also the teacher.

Well that would explain that dream, but what about the dreams where I was being plowed in the ass?




:haha:

My word. Well.... you're definitely sure you don't fancy a bit of knob? :p:

I could eat a knob at night.

Yes, that's why this is so confusing to me :(

If you're not happy looking a knob in the face, there's something wrong.


Well I'd say if you fancy a bit of both you might very well be bisexual.