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Droste 11-20-2012 06:10 PM

Weird
 
So I dreamed I had lady bits between me legs. I was shocked because my tackle was gone. :(
I had a little feel, it was moist, I felt awkward. It was a good looking one though, obviously.
Then I woke up.


They say dreams have meanings. What does this mean Pit? :waldo:
Also share weird dreams.

ThrashUnleashed 11-20-2012 06:13 PM

I had a similar dream, although I had a button that I could push to toggle between them.

W4RP1G 11-20-2012 06:18 PM

I dreamt I was a woman once. That's when I learned that if I were a woman, I'd be the biggest slut in existence.

Extra Ordinary 11-20-2012 06:18 PM

Are you sure those bits didn't use to be your penis?
How do you know they used to belong to a woman?

adamgur96 11-20-2012 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Droste
They say dreams have meanings. What does this mean Pit? :waldo:
Also share weird dreams.


You're so horney you would fuck yourself is it was possible.

Or something....

Droste 11-20-2012 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by W4RP1G
I dreamt I was a woman once. That's when I learned that if I were a woman, I'd be the biggest slut in existence.

So we can safely say you're out of the closet now?
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Originally Posted by Extra Ordinary
Are you sure those bits didn't use to be your penis?
How do you know they used to belong to a woman?

It wasn't done by surgery, the lady bits were my own bits. It was like the magical bits fairy traded my male bits for female bits.
I didn't get the tits though.

Its.

jrcsgtpeppers 11-20-2012 06:26 PM

Sometimes my penos pops right off and I can reattatch it like a suction cup.

Esse94 11-20-2012 06:32 PM

I had a dream that i went to Belgium and punched the head off an ostrich.

W4RP1G 11-20-2012 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Droste
So we can safely say you're out of the closet now?

:haha: no I'm definitely straight. Believe me, I wish I was gay, but I have no attraction to men. Kinda sucks.

I don't why I had a dream where I was banging dudes if I don't have those desires when I'm awake. I'm sure half of the pit are psych majors, maybe someone could chime in and give shed some light?

EpiExplorer 11-20-2012 06:36 PM

I dreamt that a transdimensional vortex disguised as an alien star ship came down through my reality and ate all the soup, but I was never sure on the colour of the liquid, because most soups aren't usually a greeny burgandy..

whywefight 11-20-2012 06:39 PM

I had a dream that I was wingman to a lesbian beatboxer that was terrible.

Droste 11-20-2012 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by W4RP1G
:haha: no I'm definitely straight. Believe me, I wish I was gay, but I have no attraction to men. Kinda sucks.

I don't why I had a dream where I was banging dudes if I don't have those desires when I'm awake. I'm sure half of the pit are psych majors, maybe someone could chime in and give shed some light?

Probably because the odds of finding a beautiful lesbian were thin and you wanted to abuse your lady bit while you had it? :p:

Skullivan 11-20-2012 06:53 PM

I had a dream where I was in kindergarten again, except I had really big feet and was also the teacher.

W4RP1G 11-20-2012 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Droste
Probably because the odds of finding a beautiful lesbian were thin and you wanted to abuse your lady bit while you had it? :p:

Well that would explain that dream, but what about the dreams where I was being plowed in the ass?




:haha:

Droste 11-20-2012 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by W4RP1G
Well that would explain that dream, but what about the dreams where I was being plowed in the ass?




:haha:

My word. Well.... you're definitely sure you don't fancy a bit of knob? :p:

Antis0cial 11-20-2012 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Droste
My word. Well.... you're definitely sure you don't fancy a bit of knob? :p:


I could eat a knob at night.

W4RP1G 11-20-2012 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Droste
My word. Well.... you're definitely sure you don't fancy a bit of knob? :p:

Yes, that's why this is so confusing to me :(

Droste 11-20-2012 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Antis0cial
I could eat a knob at night.

If you're not happy looking a knob in the face, there's something wrong.

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Originally Posted by W4RP1G
Yes, that's why this is so confusing to me :(

Well I'd say if you fancy a bit of both you might very well be bisexual.

a1sauce 11-20-2012 08:34 PM

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=lol+...9,r:0,s:0,i:127

whywefight 11-20-2012 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by a1sauce




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