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CigarettesRule 11-26-2012 04:49 AM

replacing sex with
 
these:



words cannot desribe how ****ing delicious these are. i have been in an orgasmic state since the first bite. nuts mixed into the sweet vanilla coating omg this is so ****ing good. the creamy ice cream centre isnt your average ice cream, it is THE ****ing ice cream. i swear i can taste the strawberrys that god himself perfectly placed in there. tomorrow i will eat one of these and fap, i am not joking.



what's your favourite ice cream?

Spoony_Bard 11-26-2012 04:51 AM

Those look really damn good, but I wish the name and packaging didn't make it look like a sex toy.

Reynolds666 11-26-2012 04:52 AM

Magnum adbot?

Obsceneairwaves 11-26-2012 04:53 AM

You Would Replace Sex With Icecream? The **** Bro?

3w0kw4rr10r 11-26-2012 04:56 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Obsceneairwaves
You Would Replace Sex With Icecream? The **** Bro?


At least with ice cream you generally know what you're getting. There's nothing worse than trying to hook up with a woman and then realizing she's a he (not that I complained)

suckersdream 11-26-2012 04:56 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoony_Bard
Those look really damn good, but I wish the name and packaging didn't make it look like a sex toy.


... what kind of sex toys are you buying?

Obsceneairwaves 11-26-2012 04:57 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by 3w0kw4rr10r
At least with ice cream you generally know what you're getting. There's nothing worse than trying to hook up with a woman and then realizing she's a he (not that I complained)



:haha: :haha: :haha:

USCENDONE BENE 11-26-2012 04:58 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by 3w0kw4rr10r
At least with ice cream you generally know what you're getting. There's nothing worse than trying to hook up with a woman and then realizing she's a he (not that I complained)

It's been a very long time since i last ventured into the Pit. Because of this comment it will be a very long time again before i return.

piratemetalhead 11-26-2012 04:59 AM

I hate strawberry ice cream!

Obsceneairwaves 11-26-2012 05:00 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by USCENDONE BENE
It's been a very long time since i last ventured into the Pit. Because of this comment it will be a very long time again before i return.




quit being pretentious and hang out for a while?

NothingRocks 11-26-2012 05:01 AM

TS if you want to **** ice cream, that's your business. I don't really want to hear about your food fetishes.

3w0kw4rr10r 11-26-2012 05:01 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by USCENDONE BENE
It's been a very long time since i last ventured into the Pit. Because of this comment it will be a very long time again before i return.


Sorry mate!

USCENDONE BENE 11-26-2012 05:01 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Obsceneairwaves
quit being pretentious and hang out for a while?

...ok then.

That Magnum does look truly delicious to be fair.

jrcsgtpeppers 11-26-2012 05:02 AM

Looking at those make me want to have sex. Or at least stick it up my vagina.

3w0kw4rr10r 11-26-2012 05:04 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by jrcsgtpeppers
Looking at those make me want to have sex. Or at least stick it up my vagina.


It'd be a tad chilly wouldn't it?

NHECOS 11-26-2012 05:11 AM

Replace sex with FAP.

Thrill-house 11-26-2012 05:19 AM

I never knew it was possible for ice cream to look gay until now.

RetroGunslinger 11-26-2012 05:19 AM

God that looks horrible

whoomit 11-26-2012 05:40 AM

lol good username ts

slash_GNR666 11-26-2012 05:51 AM

I would deffo stick my schlong in that


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