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T00DEEPBLUE 12-14-2012 06:38 AM

If you watch a ___ backwards...
 
This thread hasn't been done for a long time so it's time to revive it.



If you watch Saving Private Ryan backwards, its about a bunch of soldiers wondering through Europe and then going to the beach.

If you watch college backwards, its about losing weight, kicking a drinking habit and becoming smarter.

If you watch the Exorcist backwards, its about a girl who is very sick until she has some pea soup and feels much better.

If you watch Die Hard backwards, itís about a bunch of terrorists helping to repair a sky scraper just in time for a Christmas party.

If you watch Rambo backwards, itís about Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magical bullet vacuum.

If you watch Titanic backwards, it's about a bunch of castaways that are saved by an unskinkable ship and they're sent back home.

Your turn. :lurk:

inb4 if you frequent the pit backwards, it gets more funny by this thread no longer existing.

slash_GNR666 12-14-2012 06:41 AM

If you watch the movie Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach, not to mention the shark saves a sinking boat by putting it back together with its mouth and saves a naked woman from drowning.

If you watch King Kong backwards, it's about a giant monkey that runs around fixing buildings and planes until they capture him and sends him off to an island full of dinosaurs.

If you watch "Memento" backwards its just about the same.

Joshua Garcia 12-14-2012 06:43 AM

If you watch any Saw movie backwards, it's about using devices to put dismembered bodies back to life.

JackalUK 12-14-2012 06:44 AM

If you watch Spinal Tap backwards it's a film about a group of semi-successful musicians who have a crisis and then come out the end better but still only semi-successful....wait...

T00DEEPBLUE 12-14-2012 06:51 AM

If you watch Gone In 60 Seconds backwards, its about a group of nice people giving cars back to their owners.

ErikLensherr 12-14-2012 06:55 AM

If you watch Fight Club backwards, it's about Brad Pitt possessing Edward Norton and using him to rehabilitate members of a violent cult back into productive members of society before leaving, his work on this world done.

Amuro Jay 12-14-2012 06:59 AM

I was about to make one and then I realized it would be really disgusting.

Soooo...

If you watch Tsuritama backwards it's about a guy who throws fish into the water while becoming increasingly socially inept until he leaves town.

No one's gonna get that, but I laughed.

If you watch Law and Order backwards it's about a bunch of people shouting until someone comes back to life.

If you watch House backwards it's about an asshole who makes people sick.

Funky_Fresh91 12-14-2012 07:04 AM

If you watch the Woodstock documentary backwards, it's about a farmland that's littered with garbage where Jimi Hendrix goes on stage to bring the youth to clean it up. Oh, they all get wasted while on a long ass break too.

Draken 12-14-2012 07:04 AM

If you watch Back to the Future backwards it's about a douchebag who goes back in time to sabotage his own father.

Obsceneairwaves 12-14-2012 07:09 AM

If you listen to pink floyds ' dark side of the moon ' backwards, It syncs up with the wizard of oz being played backwards.

T00DEEPBLUE 12-14-2012 07:15 AM

If you read Exodus backwards, it's about a man that gives people jobs. God tries to kill them and fails.

FireFromTheVoid 12-14-2012 07:17 AM

If you watch loveless backwards, it`s about a kid cutting ties with a pedophile and becoming a loner.

Amuro Jay 12-14-2012 07:21 AM

If you watch Chariots of Fire backwards, it's about a bunch of dudes who like to run backwards.

If you watch The Breakfast Club backwards, it's about a group of friends who go to school and end up hating each other.

lockwolf 12-14-2012 07:21 AM

If you watch a porno backwards, its about a guy having cum shot back up his dick then two people putting their clothes back on

Depending on the porn of course

T00DEEPBLUE 12-14-2012 07:23 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by lockwolf
If you watch a porno backwards, its about a guy having cum shot back up his dick then two people putting their clothes back on

Depending on the porn of course

If you watch childbirth backwards, it is extreme porn.

Amuro Jay 12-14-2012 07:24 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by T00DEEPBLUE
If you watch childbirth backwards, it is extreme porn.

My original one that I decided against was "if you watch birth backwards it's vore" :haha:

ErikLensherr 12-14-2012 07:25 AM

If you watch German porn, it's about people cleaning poop off each other.

If you watch Japanese porn, it's about a girl shaped squeak toy gaining sentience and becoming a real person.

T00DEEPBLUE 12-14-2012 07:27 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by jetfuel495
My original one that I decided against was "if you watch birth backwards it's vore" :haha:

:haha:

If you watch 7 Pounds backwards, it's about a group of surgeons that rip organs out of people to create Will Smith.

Scissortooth 12-14-2012 07:28 AM

If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a giant dinosaur who repairs a city and moonwalks into the ocean

ffaf12 12-14-2012 07:29 AM

if you watch 127 hours backwards its an uplifting tale of how an amputie finds an arm in the desert and hangs out with two girls before going back home to his family


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