Non-anonymous confession thread
 

Confess things in this thread, but don't hide behind anonymity like a man.

I'll confess to the following:

-I think Daniel Tosh is great.
-I sometimes enjoy watching Friends and George Lopez reruns.
-Working in clothing stores for much longer than I'd like to remember has made me stereotype more based on race.
-Avocado is the only green thing I eat.
-I think Community is an incredibly annoying show.

I must confess that I fear TS will die at a relatively young age due to his apparently horrendous diet.

I've never seen LOTR or Friends.

My 7 year old student had a bulge in his pants today and I stared at it way longer than I should have.

Not surprised at all.

Last wedding reception I went to I traded my filet mignon to my 10 year old cousin for his chicken tenders and fries.

Jesus Christ, Marie.......

How was the filet cooked and how big was it? Vital information in order to determine the value of the trade.

Friends is an awful show.

I'm actually being honest here:

-I like a lot of music that can be described as modal. I sometimes think in terms of modes and scales (Ex. If I want to write something Eastern folk sounding, I'll use Pelog or various pentatonic scales).

-I enjoy the sound and texture of Chopin.:haha

I'm the one who poo'd his pants in 3rd grade! :cry:

I don't know really. Not well done by any means, but not bloody or anything, and there were like 6 six inch chicken nuggets + fries

Neither of those facts will save you from early death.

I care about what you guys think of me way more than I should.

I do not blame you then. Filet is not my favorite.

I like some of Boys Like Girls songs and I'm 18.

The chicken was great. I have no regrets.



- I like to listen to the Burnout Paradise soundtrack and when Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne comes one, I usually turn it up. :o

-stole money from a hippie once. he totally deserved it though.
-wiped my ass with a kid's pillow. also deserved it.
-currently owe my brother around $100. not planning to pay him back because he doesn't deserve it
-i enjoy The Cable Guy and watch it every time it's on TV
-i would totally pay for sex right now
-sometimes i wish i had dentures. real teeth suck.

- I think The Big Bang Theory (the show) is utter pish.
- I've lost count at how many friends I have "platonically dumped."
- I once flirted with someone just because I was bored.
- I used to harass a bunch of kids in around 4th and 5th grade.
- I dislike 99.9999% of classical music.
- In a good year, I watch maybe 7 movies from start to finish.

I spite in some children's food once and watched them eat it unknowingly