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The Madcap 12-20-2012 01:00 AM

Text somebody "Why haven't we had sex yet?"
 
Post results here.

My result:

"Uh, no thnx haha"

StewieSwan 12-20-2012 01:02 AM

I did this last time this thread popped up. She said "uh, because I live in Missouri?"


Is that an admission that she wants to sex me or no?

bradulator 12-20-2012 01:02 AM

I don't have anbody to text.

Twist of fate 12-20-2012 01:03 AM

"We had sex last week..."

I probably should have texted someone else

blake1221 12-20-2012 01:03 AM

"because you keep blowing me off :("


:shrug:

The Madcap 12-20-2012 01:04 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by StewieSwan
I did this last time this thread popped up. She said "uh, because I live in Missouri?"


Is that an admission that she wants to sex me or no?
If there was no "uh" and question mark, definitely.
Quote:
Originally Posted by bradulator
I don't have anbody to text.
You don't even have your parents number in your phone? If you do, there's no excuse for you not to participate.

lolmnt 12-20-2012 01:05 AM

"Because I'm blake1221 and I can do better."

Ouch. Some stones are best left unturned.

blake1221 12-20-2012 01:06 AM

element


ELEMENT


text yr roommate



for teh lulz

Quote:
Originally Posted by element4433
"Because I'm blake1221 and I can do better."

Ouch. Some stones are best left unturned.


screen caps plz

snipelfritz 12-20-2012 01:07 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by blake1221
"because you keep blowing me off :("


:shrug:

Bahahaha, it's hard to have sex if you can't get past foreplay.

I have somebody I honestly would love to text that too, but I'm 1) Not drunk enough (yet!) and 2) I'm afraid her bf might see it...but not really that afraid (it just might spark the breakup I've hoped for).

StewieSwan 12-20-2012 01:12 AM

ITT Blake comes out and nobody notices.

Extra Ordinary 12-20-2012 01:12 AM

I remember the last time this thread happened, somebody got a date with the girl.

I would do this myself, but I'm rather afraid of what would happen considering the girls I have on my contact list.

lolmnt 12-20-2012 01:14 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by blake1221
element


ELEMENT


text yr roommate



for teh lulz



screen caps plz
I'll just ask her. Hold on.


She said "That's not funny."

I can think of somebody much better to ask but I'm not because A) she's probably asleep and B) it would be so bad.

snipelfritz 12-20-2012 01:18 AM

Well I texted her. Not that, but...I could...but like I said, not drunk enough.

Telecaster7 12-20-2012 01:18 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by element4433
B) it would be so bad.


This is my reason also.

Amuro Jay 12-20-2012 01:19 AM

ohhhhh man last time i did this it ended in a trainwreck

funniest trainwreck of my life omg

i still chuckle

whywefight 12-20-2012 01:20 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Telecaster7
This is my reason also.

same here.

I honestly can't think of a girl on my phone that that text would go over well with.

blake1221 12-20-2012 01:20 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by neidnarb11890
honestly, who didn't already know?

:daisy:


we need that liplicking daisy back :daisy:

brownshirt1 12-20-2012 01:21 AM

I would, but I don't think they'd appreciate it, given the fact that I'm not single.

If I sent it to one of my guy friends they'd realise it's a joke but I'm not gonna do that.

Horsedick.MPEG 12-20-2012 01:21 AM

I just got "fuck you"

whywefight 12-20-2012 01:22 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Horsedick.MPEG
I just got "fuck you"

that's your signal

go for it


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