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Philip_pepper 01-05-2013 09:25 PM

I'm sleeping with an onion tonight.
 
I'm kinda sick, got a bit of a cold, so my mom told me that someone told her that sleeping nest to an onion helps. Somehow.

So now I got an onion cut up in half in a bowl next to me bed.

What's the weirdest thing you've slept with, beside my mother?

WCPhils 01-05-2013 09:27 PM

Your father



show

durhamdynamo 01-05-2013 09:29 PM

My girlfriend. In my parents bed.

Nickpocalypse 01-05-2013 09:29 PM

Super Nintendo

When I was younger I had one of those in-car DVD player screens plugged into it and I played Super Mario RPG while lying in bed.

EDIT: Apparently this thread is for sexy jokes... Awkward...

NarwhalG2G 01-05-2013 09:30 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by WCPhils
Your father

:haha: :haha:

Junglie 01-05-2013 09:31 PM

My gameboy under my pillow when I was little.

PeZ546 01-05-2013 09:32 PM

I had an onion tied round my belt, which was the style at the time.

blake1221 01-05-2013 09:33 PM

You're going to reek in the morning.

ali.guitarkid7 01-05-2013 09:34 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by PeZ546
I had an onion tied round my belt, which was the style at the time.

At the time?


OT: A serb.

jthm_guitarist 01-05-2013 09:36 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by blake1221
You're going to reek in the morning.

Yeah OP your mom is playing a trick on you.

hornet224 01-05-2013 09:37 PM

A wooden sword.



Don't judge me.

Alpha_Wolf 01-05-2013 09:42 PM

I've heard people say that too. It makes no sense to me, at all.

Shredoftheday 01-05-2013 09:44 PM

OROGERS are like onions trheyu have laywer s

OVER9000VIDEOS 01-05-2013 09:45 PM

sometimes when i'm chewing gum in bed i'm too comfortable to get up and throw it out so i just stick it on my nuts (pretty much the best spot if you actually think about it)

hornet224 01-05-2013 09:45 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shredoftheday
OROGERS are like onions trheyu have laywer s




wut?

Shredoftheday 01-05-2013 09:47 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by hornet224
wut?

>Using a public restroom in the bad part of town
>Really bad diarrhea
>Someone comes in tries to open the door of the stall I'm in, I say it's occupied
>See a big brown eye stare in at me through the crack of the door
>He says nothing and I can hear him walking back to the bathroom door
>To my horror I hear sounds of the door locking as the smell of onions begins to fill the air, shortly followed by the light switch being turned off
>The last thing I remember hearing is "Don't worry, this will be ogre soon."
>Wake up in an dumpster in another part of town with no pants, a prolapsed anus, and a fractured pelvis
>Doctors said I was lucky to be alive; police never found out who was responsible

MORAKL of the stoory : OP dont sleep with a onioni

Joshua Garcia 01-05-2013 09:47 PM

I think I've accidentally slept on a hangar once.
And my wallet.
And jacket.
And my backpack.

Other than that, nothing.

Amuro Jay 01-05-2013 09:48 PM

nihari is used as a cure for a common cold you should just eat some of that

during finals and midterms and such i occasionally end up just passing out in the middle of all of my work, since i do all my studying in my bed

hornet224 01-05-2013 10:01 PM

Every time jetfuel posts, I find myself mesmerized by his avatar rather than reading his post. Is that normal?

Shredoftheday 01-05-2013 10:02 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by hornet224
Every time jetfuel posts, I find myself mesmerized by his avatar rather than reading his post. Is that normal?

no

that's a boy


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