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Saint78 01-06-2013 07:36 PM

Worst thing you've ever smelled
 
What's the worst thing you've ever smelled?

A couple years ago, one of my dogs had diarrhea. My other dog walked over to the pool of feces, sniffed it, and threw up into it, creating a putrid stew of vomitshit.

ChucklesMginty 01-06-2013 07:37 PM

Your mother.

JackWhiteIsButts 01-06-2013 07:37 PM

Your mom's taint.

5thCircuitRider 01-06-2013 07:37 PM

My meth lab.

Neo Evil11 01-06-2013 07:39 PM

The mixture of fish, ham, olives and salami that someone had on his pizza today. I hate all and alnost threw up

ErikLensherr 01-06-2013 07:40 PM

Homeless person who's shit themselves.

raoooos 01-06-2013 07:41 PM

My meth lab's vomit

ChucklesMginty 01-06-2013 07:42 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo Evil11
The mixture of fish, ham, olives and salami that someone had on his pizza today. I hate all and alnost threw up


You hate salami?

The fuck is wrong with you.

PoisonousNipple 01-06-2013 07:43 PM

Your mother's vomitshit

Neo Evil11 01-06-2013 07:43 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ChucklesMginty
You hate salami?

The fuck is wrong with you.

I prefer my food to be tasty.

FoolOnThePlanet 01-06-2013 07:47 PM

A train car in the subway that one homeless person most likely used as their bathroom for the past week or something.

Every single person that walked into that car walked back out or switched cars at the next stop, it was just that lone smelly hobo.

jambi_mantra 01-06-2013 07:50 PM

Lake Rotorua

Blackbullet 01-06-2013 07:54 PM

Your mum's gunt.

ChucklesMginty 01-06-2013 07:55 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo Evil11
I prefer my food to be tasty.



Elderer 01-06-2013 07:56 PM

Sperm. Even with proper diet...idk how women can even get it in their mouths..

ChucklesMginty 01-06-2013 07:58 PM

My semen smells like lovely.

EpiExplorer 01-06-2013 07:58 PM

Ronald Trumps verbal diarrhea.

ErikLensherr 01-06-2013 07:58 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by FoolOnThePlanet
A train car in the subway that one homeless person most likely used as their bathroom for the past week or something.

Every single person that walked into that car walked back out or switched cars at the next stop, it was just that lone smelly hobo.

Either it's a small world or this just happens in the city a lot.

I'm guessing the latter.

francesco18 01-06-2013 07:59 PM

My friend's dog's breath, I was playing with him when all of a sudden he breathed deep in my face, it was so ****ing awful that I felt nausated for like 8 hours or so.

Emperor's Child 01-06-2013 07:59 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Elderer
Sperm. Even with proper diet...idk how women can even get it in their mouths..
There are far worse smells... you probably have Bum AIDs.


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