Vagina Jokes
 

Because we don't know any better.

How do vaginas like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-sy!


Sorry, I know that joke was a bit of a stretch.

What do you get when a cat falls in water?

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A wet pussy
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I went to a gypsy, who was on her period, to get my fortune told. She had me stick my hand up her vagina to get the palm red.

Baby take off your ring.

That's my watch.

Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."
She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo.

So there was a blind man, right? And he was spillin his way down the street, right? With his stick right? Well, he wanders past a fish market, takes a deep breath, and says 'Mornin ladieesss.

this thread seems a bit fishy.

Gypsy is an offensive term you cunt

I cunt take these offensive jokes

Oh I got this story!
This woman the other day said "stick your finger in my pussy!" so I did.
She then said "Now put both hands in!" so I did.
She then said "Go deeper! Go up to your wrists!" so I did.
She then said "go up to your lower arms!" so I did.
She then said "go up to your elbows!" so I did.
She then said "go up to your shoulders!" so I did.
She finally said "Okay! Clap!"
I tried and I tried, but I just couldn't separate my hands. I gave up and said "I can't clap."


She looked at me and said "Tight, isn't it?"

Ovary is spelled with an "a".

Vagina jokes are never funny. Period.

Oops. Good catch

I'd tell you one but you'd never get it.

Twat are you talking about? Of vulva things I could've missed...

Then I better not make any jokes about it. I'm not so good at taking poundings.

I JUST saw that movie for the first time, on new years.

Gypsy isn't an offensive term. Shut up. Pikey is, but nobody likes pikeys because they're dicks.

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fucking love that song

I cant cunt how many times I've heard vagina jokes.