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daytripper75 01-18-2013 05:48 PM

Captain Hook Blew Up the Twin Towers! (Conspiracy time)
 
Just follow me for a minute.



Captain Hook -> Sandy Hook -> Hurricane Sandy -> Rock You Like A Hurricane -> Rolling Rock -> Operation Rolling Thunder -> Operation Enduring Freedom -> Freedom Tower -> TWIN TOWERS!







OMG! Captain Hook blew up the Twin Towers! Conspiracy!


:wtf:

JohnnyGenzale 01-18-2013 05:52 PM

I'm not fully convinced.

SexyLikeAPig 01-18-2013 05:54 PM

Do you know what else is a conspiracy? The banning of rockstarrrr!

FREE ROCKSTARRRR!

daytripper75 01-18-2013 05:54 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyGenzale
I'm not fully convinced.



Bro. I just make it clear to you! Open your eyes! Stop believing the lies!


Do I need to make a video too?

JohnnyGenzale 01-18-2013 05:55 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by daytripper75
Bro. I just make it clear to you! Open your eyes! Stop believing the lies!


Do I need to make a video too?


Yes

SMH07 01-18-2013 05:56 PM

All the sheep will never believe you.

whywefight 01-18-2013 05:57 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by daytripper75
Captain Hook -> Sandy Hook -> Hurricane Sandy -> Rock You Like A Hurricane -> Rolling Rock -> Operation Rolling Thunder -> Operation Enduring Freedom -> Freedom Tower -> TWIN TOWERS!

Nope, here is where you go wrong.

Captain Hook -> Sandy Hook -> Hurricane Sandy -> Rock You Like A Hurricane -> The Rock -> Dwayne Johnson -> Andrew Johnson -> Andrew Jackson -> Jackson guitars -> Dean guitars -> Dean from Supernatural


Dean's actually Captain Hook, that rumor that you've heard that he blew up the twin towers is totally false and is demonic propoganda.

WCPhils 01-18-2013 05:57 PM


Dirge Humani 01-18-2013 06:02 PM

Olsen Twins -> Twin Towers. Get with the program.

daytripper75 01-18-2013 06:03 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyGenzale
Yes




Oh. :(




I thought you'd take my word for it. People don't usually ask for proof in these situations.

whywefight 01-18-2013 06:03 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirge Humani
Olsen Twins -> Twin Towers. Get with the program.

If only the truth was that simple......

daytripper75 01-18-2013 06:05 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirge Humani
Olsen Twins -> Twin Towers. Get with the program.




So, so innocent. How sweet.





OPEN YOUR EYES! It's all about Barry HUSSEIN Obama.

Droste 01-18-2013 06:19 PM

I need to lay off the weed.

daytripper75 01-18-2013 06:23 PM

^Nah, dude. Open your mind!

chookiecookie 01-18-2013 06:23 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by whywefight
Nope, here is where you go wrong.

Captain Hook -> Sandy Hook -> Hurricane Sandy -> Rock You Like A Hurricane -> The Rock -> Dwayne Johnson -> Andrew Johnson -> Andrew Jackson -> Jackson guitars -> Dean guitars -> Dean from Supernatural


Dean's actually Captain Hook, that rumor that you've heard that he blew up the twin towers is totally false and is demonic propoganda.


My god.

It all makes sense now!

Bush is a demon!

snipelfritz 01-18-2013 06:24 PM

I don't remember Captain Hook being in LOTR

Trowzaa 01-18-2013 06:25 PM

Reported for spam.

DrewMeyer 01-18-2013 06:49 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by snipelfritz
I don't remember Captain Hook being in LOTR

I thought the same thing at first, too, but I believe he's talking about the twin towers in America, not the two towers of the Lord of the Rings.

MinterMan22 01-18-2013 06:49 PM

ha no. everyone knows the government used life sentenced prisoners who were in the prison's drama program and spray tanned them to look arab to fake hijack the plane into their own building so they can declare war on drugs 15 years prior to it.

WaterGod 01-18-2013 08:45 PM

Makes more sense than any other conspiracy theory I've read.


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