Captain Hook Blew Up the Twin Towers! (Conspiracy time)
 

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Captain Hook -> Sandy Hook -> Hurricane Sandy -> Rock You Like A Hurricane -> Rolling Rock -> Operation Rolling Thunder -> Operation Enduring Freedom -> Freedom Tower -> TWIN TOWERS!







OMG! Captain Hook blew up the Twin Towers! Conspiracy!


:wtf:

I'm not fully convinced.

Do you know what else is a conspiracy? The banning of rockstarrrr!

FREE ROCKSTARRRR!

Bro. I just make it clear to you! Open your eyes! Stop believing the lies!


Do I need to make a video too?

Yes

All the sheep will never believe you.

Nope, here is where you go wrong.

Captain Hook -> Sandy Hook -> Hurricane Sandy -> Rock You Like A Hurricane -> The Rock -> Dwayne Johnson -> Andrew Johnson -> Andrew Jackson -> Jackson guitars -> Dean guitars -> Dean from Supernatural


Dean's actually Captain Hook, that rumor that you've heard that he blew up the twin towers is totally false and is demonic propoganda.

Olsen Twins -> Twin Towers. Get with the program.

Oh. :(




I thought you'd take my word for it. People don't usually ask for proof in these situations.

If only the truth was that simple......

So, so innocent. How sweet.





OPEN YOUR EYES! It's all about Barry HUSSEIN Obama.

I need to lay off the weed.

^Nah, dude. Open your mind!

My god.

It all makes sense now!

Bush is a demon!

I don't remember Captain Hook being in LOTR

Reported for spam.

I thought the same thing at first, too, but I believe he's talking about the twin towers in America, not the two towers of the Lord of the Rings.

ha no. everyone knows the government used life sentenced prisoners who were in the prison's drama program and spray tanned them to look arab to fake hijack the plane into their own building so they can declare war on drugs 15 years prior to it.

Makes more sense than any other conspiracy theory I've read.