crazy paranoia
 

What am I describing: when I was a young lad at night I'd get these breakdowns of extreme fear and everything would zoom out and I'd feel like I was being crushed and I'd hear ticking clocks and numbers like 365 ring thru my head. Wtf mates?

dude, there's a drug thread, and call a doctor.

Sounds like Flight of Ideas, but there wasn't any speech involved. It probably has or had something to do with your nervous system, hard to say, I'm no specialist in the mind, but no one is wired the same.

I can't relate to that exactly, but I do remember the first time I got a contact high while staying the night at a friend's house, I was six or seven at the time, crazy stuff. You didn't happen to have family members that were fogging out the house, did you? Certain trees will make you heavily paranoid.

Sounds like sleep paralysis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

Pretty harmless but freaky as hell.

You say when you were a young lad, do you not get these any more?

I had one of these too when I was seven. My mom and her friends were partying in the kitchen on christmas eve and my bedroom was right there. I hallucinated a spider plant coming alive and jumping on my bed. It dissappeared after I put the covers over my head. I didn't figure out that it was probably because they were toking near me until I was in my twenties when someone suggested it, and it hit me that that must've been exactly what happened.

Your issue sounds more like anxiety, though. Anxiety can have serious physical and mental effects on the mind and body.

Ah 365.. I'm afraid that means you're gay, TS.

TS is permaburnt

/stolenfromblake

Too much BTBAM messes with your brain. Because they suck.

The numbers, Sgt. Peppers.


What do they mean?

WHAT DO THEY MEAN

"I am weed." - OP

you have some personal demons that need addressing. Take 3.5g's of magic mushrooms and you'll get to the bottom of this.

Finished with my woman because she could not help me with my mind. . .

Speak to a therapist, pal. Shit seems to revolve and come back if you don't address it.

It's probably best not to diagnose based on one paragraph, chaps. :haha:

Sounds like a good old fashioned severe panic attack.

I'd say you're crazy.







There's no cure, sorry. You're just a nutter. :shrug:

Panic attacks and/or dissociative disorder?

I was about 14 when i first got to stay by myself for a couple of days when my parents went out of town. I used to watch porn and masturbate all day and night and never leave the house. When my penis was finally raw from excessive fapping and i took a break for about an hour i would become paranoid as **** sometimes. I didn't hallucinate or anything like that but i would be completely on edge and scared shitless untill i got horny again. I placed knives all over the apartment incase i needed them for some reason and weird stuff like that.

Only one conclusion, you're a transvestite.

- Events happen at night, night -> knight, knights save damsels, damsel is of French etymology derived from the word donsele, but only by association with the word dame. Dame -> Dame Edna Everage.
- Extreme fear is an anagram of Ex-Meat Freer, a reference to the fact that you used to show your penis (free the meat) but now hide it away.
- Everything zoomed out: a hyperbole of the way people appear when you put on your high heels.
- A feeling of being crushed: remember to take the corset off before bed.
- Ticking clock rhymes with missing ****.
- 365: 6*53 is 318, 318+3+6 = 327. Kurt Cobain died at the age of 27, and liked wearing women's underwear.

This thread got weird pretty quickly.