Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face
 

Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!



Today is Burns Day, so everyone should be eating haggis.

Feel free to talk about how amazing haggis is.

I've never eaten haggis but it sounds totally gross and I can't wait to try it.

We don't eat that stuff in 1st world countries.

It looks like bear shit.

FTFY


:)

Huh.
So that's what my cat hurled up on the table yesterday.

I thought it was vomit or smth.

You can get haggis deep fried if that helps?

Yes but does it come in a paper that says McDonalds and a tiny plastic object that whirs?


edit: I love how I'm in this thread defending a food I've never tasted and deriding an entire nation I'm not a part of.


Would everyone hate me less if I distracted you with cute animals?

haggis is amazing

stupid americans, banning it like pussy losers

Banned????

LolAmerica

It's things like haggis that make me really glad I'm vegetarian.

An A-rab calling something else greasy. That's a good one.

You are the spirit of UG.

Provided they aren't on a plate :o

In true Scottish tradition I'll shall be drinking copious amounts of whisky.

+1

You're not thinking of eating me, are you?


And with that, I can finally stop using the internet.

I'll eat you if you taste good and/or are low in fat, sodium, and cholesterol.