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mattmakaha 02-01-2013 04:47 PM

For men only: what are your favorite pick up lines?
 
So guys, what are your favorite pick up lines?

mine is:
"So how many grandchildren do you have? "

Yeah, I likez deh older womenz...

What are your favorite lines?

lushacrous 02-01-2013 04:48 PM

"My name is Charles Widmore. The island isn't done with you yet."

Todd Hart 02-01-2013 04:48 PM

What?

Trowzaa 02-01-2013 04:48 PM

HELLO SEX PLS.
















PLS RESPOND.

willT08 02-01-2013 04:49 PM

'Hello'

World's most successful pick up line. Real talk.

due 07 02-01-2013 04:49 PM


adamgur96 02-01-2013 04:49 PM

"Wanna fuck?"

Obsceneairwaves 02-01-2013 04:49 PM

Hey man Girl, wanna go out sometime for a coffee and a blow job? :cool:

(then right when she's about to leave, stop her and say)

oh no, I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that, I'm sorry! I don't drink coffee :cool:

Todd Hart 02-01-2013 04:50 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by due 07


Someone has Facebook. :p:

JackWhiteIsButts 02-01-2013 04:50 PM

What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

Musicforyou17 02-01-2013 04:50 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by mattmakaha
So guys, what are your favorite pick up lines?

mine is:
"So how many grandchildren do you have? "

Yeah, I likez deh older womenz...

What are your favorite lines?

**** you and your gender specifics.

mattmakaha 02-01-2013 04:50 PM

Do you work at Subway?

Because you just gave me a foot long.

Yes, this one works all the time

T00DEEPBLUE 02-01-2013 04:51 PM

The word of the day today is 'legs'. Let's go to my place and spread the word.

Obsceneairwaves 02-01-2013 04:52 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JackWhiteIsButts
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?



:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

I wanna try it so bad now :haha: :haha:

Todd Hart 02-01-2013 04:53 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JackWhiteIsButts
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?


Stolen. :haha:

adamgur96 02-01-2013 04:53 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JackWhiteIsButts
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?


:haha: Great

lushacrous 02-01-2013 04:53 PM

"You're so stupid and worthless and without me, you'll never accomplish anything good in your life"

Trowzaa 02-01-2013 04:55 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by lushacrous
"You're so stupid and worthless and without me, you'll never accomplish anything good in your life"


I like it, crush their self esteem and then move in for the kill.

StewieSwan 02-01-2013 04:56 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by due 07



lol

jugglingfreak 02-01-2013 04:57 PM

"Do you live around here often?"


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