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edmodo23 02-05-2013 10:04 AM

A gross story I'd like to share with you guys.
 
I shared this story in another thread, but I figured the majority of the pit would get a kick out of this.

So basically, this was about a month ago, at the time the fat bassist from my old band was mooching of me and living in my house. Basically, I was sitting in my living room playing my acoustic guitar, when I heard my mom pull into the garage. I quickly got up to help her bring in groceries.

I walk into the *******, and see the fat bassist sitting at the counter with his laptop, jacking off to porn. I wouldv'e stopped him before my mom walked in and saw, but it was already too late.. He was already at the point of no return.. He heard my mom walking up to the entrance from the garage to the *******, and as I walked in, he turned around and saw me, and just looked me in the eye and screamed as loud as he could, "DUDE GET THE ****ING TOWEL!!"

At this point we heard the doorknob start to turn, and we knew it was too late. My mon walked in just in time to see him blow his load all over the countertop and floor, and all over his laptop screen. She was not happy.. :(

Has anything like this ever happened to any of you??

whoomit 02-05-2013 10:06 AM

No because I don't live in a sitcom.

Johnny_Ibanez 02-05-2013 10:07 AM

tfw a new thread by edmodo


BelowTheSun 02-05-2013 10:10 AM


Phazon 02-05-2013 10:14 AM

Bahahahahahha
ahahaha

holy crap this is awesome.
I love your threads. Pure entertainment!

:haha: :haha:

ErikLensherr 02-05-2013 10:20 AM

I have a sneaking suspicion your stories aren't 100% factual.

MinterMan22 02-05-2013 10:30 AM

edmodo

edmodo23 02-05-2013 10:37 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ErikLensherr
I have a sneaking suspicion your stories aren't 100% factual.


jazz_rock_feel 02-05-2013 10:38 AM

In the *******?!

edmodo23 02-05-2013 10:40 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by jazz_rock_feel
In the *******?!

Yeah. He was eating. :puke:

SexyLikeAPig 02-05-2013 10:42 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ErikLensherr
I have a sneaking suspicion your stories aren't 100% factual.



anvil is god 02-05-2013 10:42 AM

It's not like you've posted this several times.

whoomit 02-05-2013 10:44 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by anvil is god
It's not like you've posted this several times.

BUT ITS SO FUNNNNIIIIII XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Telecaster7 02-05-2013 10:44 AM

edmondodorodo or whatever you're called, I think you're lying.

edmodo23 02-05-2013 10:48 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Telecaster7
edmondodorodo or whatever you're called, I think you're lying.


SexyLikeAPig 02-05-2013 10:50 AM

Dude, this story is hilarious. Edmodo, you should be a comedian.

:haha: :haha: :haha: :D :D :D :devil: :devil: :devil:

edmodo23 02-05-2013 10:51 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by SexyLikeAPig
Dude, this story is hilarious. Edmodo, you should be a comedian.

:haha: :haha: :haha: :D :D :D :devil: :devil: :devil:

Really??

Telecaster7 02-05-2013 10:51 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by edmodo23


Don't.

SexyLikeAPig 02-05-2013 10:54 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by edmodo23




Quote:
Originally Posted by edmodo23
Really??


Yeah man! You should scrap all those other plans for future careers and become a comedian!!!1! XDXDXD

edmodo23 02-05-2013 10:58 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Telecaster7
Don't.

But it's my OWN face!!! I should have the right to use it. Come at me brah :cool:


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