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lolmnt 02-07-2013 01:51 AM

Crazy ****ing animal facts
 
Male monkeys go bald like humans do

NOW YOU GUYS POST SOME AND I'LL POST SOME MORE AND IT WILL BE AWESOME

progdude93 02-07-2013 01:52 AM

Apes are advanced enough that they have their own simplistic economies. They do favors in return for favors, and female apes will even become prostitutes.

treborillusion 02-07-2013 01:54 AM

Cats can't see when they're born and babies can breathe underwater.

Rust_in_Peace34 02-07-2013 01:54 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sexual_behaviour

lolmnt 02-07-2013 01:54 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by progdude93
Apes are advanced enough that they have their own simplistic economies. They do favors in return for favors, and female apes will even become prostitutes.
Good fact.

Giraffes don't have vocal chords so they communicate with their tails.

progdude93 02-07-2013 01:55 AM

Asian people have tiny eyes.

due 07 02-07-2013 01:55 AM

armadillos are crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside. also they can get leprosy.

MakinLattes 02-07-2013 01:55 AM

Humans are apes, so that doesn't tell us anything new.

KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT 02-07-2013 01:55 AM

****s don't give a shit
shits don't give a ****
bat's chance in hell
hell'll freeze over before polar bears feel comfortable there

slipknot5678 02-07-2013 01:56 AM

Cockatoos have no external sex organs.

I have no dick.

lolmnt 02-07-2013 01:56 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by progdude93
Asian people have tiny eyes.
This is not a good fact.

Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue.

eGraham 02-07-2013 01:58 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by element4433
This is not a good fact.

Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue.

I'd say that makes sense because they have bigger eyes, but blue is a smaller wavelength.

Hmm..

Um.. Chimps are up to 4x stronger than the average man. But their muscles are so long and dense, that ordinary human tasks, like swimming, become nearly impossible.

KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT 02-07-2013 01:59 AM

Bears like honey
starfish are funny
crabs like money

MakinLattes 02-07-2013 01:59 AM

Crows can count.

progdude93 02-07-2013 01:59 AM

Ducks have three eyelids. The innermost ones are clear lenses that guard their eyes from water 'n' stuff.

bradulator 02-07-2013 02:00 AM

Fact: Kittens are the cutest

lolmnt 02-07-2013 02:00 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by eGraham
I'd say that makes sense because they have bigger eyes, but blue is a smaller wavelength.

Hmm..

Um.. Chimps are up to 4x stronger than the average man. But their muscles are so long and dense, that ordinary human tasks, like swimming, become nearly impossible.
Good fact.

A hibernating bear can go six months without taking a dump. Imagine how your tummy would feel.

progdude93 02-07-2013 02:01 AM

Platypuses have spurs on their hind legs which produce venom. THEY'RE SQUIRTERS!

Danjo's Guitar 02-07-2013 02:01 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by element4433
Good fact.

Giraffes don't have vocal chords so they communicate with their tails.


I thought I heard they just made really low noises.

You're bored aren't you. I always feel like starting a million threads when I'm bored.

lolmnt 02-07-2013 02:03 AM

Bloodhounds can't smell the difference between identical twins. Unless one hit up the gym and is stank as shit.


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