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Tempoe 02-08-2013 01:35 AM

Combinations of things you could buy at Wal-Mart to creep out the cashier.
Feel free to include a tub of Vaseline.

im not mental 02-08-2013 01:37 AM

a week's worth of groceries.

Zaphikh 02-08-2013 01:37 AM

Another cashier.

zbarovsky 02-08-2013 01:43 AM

a chainsaw, a burlap sack, and some bleach

TunerAddict 02-08-2013 01:45 AM

Justin Bieber discography

aCloudConnected 02-08-2013 01:47 AM

childrens panties

mtshark 02-08-2013 01:48 AM

Lube. Cucumber. Sandpaper. An illustrated Disney Princess book.

Horsedick.MPEG 02-08-2013 01:56 AM

box of condoms
Country Crock's
Big Red

COBHC145 02-08-2013 01:56 AM

Plan B and a wire coat hanger

SuperKid 02-08-2013 01:59 AM

Hydrofluoric Acid + Large Plastic bin

)v(egaFan90 02-08-2013 02:00 AM

Originally Posted by SuperKid
Hydrofluoric Acid + Large Plastic bin

Oh dear god :eek: . Whatever you do, don't forget and put the body in the bath tub!!!

TheManPF 02-08-2013 02:07 AM

A porn magazine, a big box of condoms, a whiskey bottle, a sanitary pad, some illegal firecrackers and an enema device.

Rawshik 02-08-2013 02:08 AM

A thread that hasn't been done a million times.

AxeToFall 02-08-2013 02:08 AM

- Lighter fluid
- Matches
- A dozen hamsters

MinterMan22 02-08-2013 02:10 AM

a plush doll + scissors

make sure to tell everyone how the scissors are to cut a hole in the doll for your penis

guns for hire 02-08-2013 02:18 AM

Birthday candles, party balloons, children's themed birthday card (specified age preferable, younger the better), box of condoms.

bobross 02-08-2013 02:23 AM

The first time I bought condoms (15 yo) I was at walmart and quite embarrassed, being the social snail that I was. I had thought that if I included something with them that would make the entire purchase strange, maybe I wouldn't get bugged about the rubbers or have to go into some awkward convo. I went with 3 different firearms magazines. 0 eye contact occurred :cool:

AeroRocker 02-08-2013 02:28 AM

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
Six pack of beer
KY Jelly

Believable, yet totally creepy.

ChucklesMginty 02-08-2013 02:31 AM

Pack of tampons
A gun.

NeedACoffee 02-08-2013 02:31 AM

Shotty, single shell and a book on how to combat suicidal thoughts

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