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Forum: The Pit 11-20-2012, 06:38 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 2,604
Posted By NordicThrasher
Just like guys just going limp sometimes, no...

Just like guys just going limp sometimes, no matter how old, sometimes girls just get dry :shrug:
Lube is for anyone. Stop watching Superbad.

Anyway, no not really. I buy condoms all the time and I...
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2012, 06:36 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 1,980
Posted By NordicThrasher
Oh and by cremation I mean burnt on a pyre of...

Oh and by cremation I mean burnt on a pyre of wood in a spot in my hometown forest that I loved to come to a lot.
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2012, 06:36 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 1,980
Posted By NordicThrasher
Dude that was so awesome :five:

Dude that was so awesome :five:
Forum: The Pit 11-19-2012, 02:32 AM
Replies: 118
Views: 1,980
Posted By NordicThrasher
I've thought about this so much and it scares the...

I've thought about this so much and it scares the **** out of me.

Cremated it is. Burying takes up land and is utterly useless, especially when it can't even return to the earth, because it's in a...
Forum: The Pit 11-18-2012, 01:00 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,454
Posted By NordicThrasher
:haha: :haha: :haha: That's actually much...

:haha: :haha: :haha:

That's actually much more realistic!
Forum: The Pit 11-18-2012, 04:10 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,454
Posted By NordicThrasher
:haha: I can just imagine Dread just ripping the...

:haha:

I can just imagine Dread just ripping the head off and punching the guy in the face.
Forum: The Pit 11-18-2012, 03:47 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,454
Posted By NordicThrasher
Not sure why, but I would love to see this. Not...

Not sure why, but I would love to see this. Not even joking. Going off of what you look like in your profile pictures, it would be amazing since you look like a beast.

:lurk:
Forum: The Pit 11-18-2012, 03:34 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,617
Posted By NordicThrasher
:haha: :haha: :haha:

:haha: :haha: :haha:
Forum: The Pit 11-18-2012, 03:28 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,105
Posted By NordicThrasher
On the subject of menthol testes, I used Axe...

On the subject of menthol testes, I used Axe Shock body wash once and it was very much like that feeling described by the first user with the hemp body wash, but for me, it felt really uncomfortable...
Forum: The Pit 11-17-2012, 06:58 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 2,916
Posted By NordicThrasher
YOU'RE NOT A GYPSY OR ROMANIAN, YOU'RE AMERICAN,...

YOU'RE NOT A GYPSY OR ROMANIAN, YOU'RE AMERICAN, REMEMBER?



;)
Forum: The Pit 11-16-2012, 06:17 AM
Replies: 306
Views: 5,400
Posted By NordicThrasher
I've never even heard that guy talk, or knew it...

I've never even heard that guy talk, or knew it was from him, lol.
Forum: The Pit 11-16-2012, 05:29 AM
Replies: 306
Views: 5,400
Posted By NordicThrasher
You laughing at it made me laugh :mad:

You laughing at it made me laugh :mad:
Forum: The Pit 11-16-2012, 05:10 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 2,916
Posted By NordicThrasher
My dick fell in the toilet and got stuck in the...

My dick fell in the toilet and got stuck in the hole.
Forum: The Pit 11-16-2012, 05:09 AM
Replies: 306
Views: 5,400
Posted By NordicThrasher
element has rock-hard abs and dynamite areolas.

element has rock-hard abs and dynamite areolas.
Forum: The Pit 11-16-2012, 04:38 AM
Replies: 306
Views: 5,400
Posted By NordicThrasher
No one exactly spoke up or agreed either, openly,...

No one exactly spoke up or agreed either, openly, so :shrug:

EDIT: I dunno, that whole ****ing thread was a shitstorm anyway, so you're probably right.
Forum: The Pit 11-16-2012, 04:31 AM
Replies: 306
Views: 5,400
Posted By NordicThrasher
Yep! That's why being racist to Africans is...

Yep! That's why being racist to Africans is almost... redundant.
Forum: The Pit 11-16-2012, 04:30 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,701
Posted By NordicThrasher
I've heard of Walmart taking insurance claims out...

I've heard of Walmart taking insurance claims out on dead employees and shit and not giving the money to the family, or something along those lines. My memory could be fuzzy.
They've done other...
Forum: The Pit 11-16-2012, 04:15 AM
Replies: 306
Views: 5,400
Posted By NordicThrasher
I tried explaining all of that to the majority of...

I tried explaining all of that to the majority of the people in my heritage thread a while ago, but they couldn't seem to grasp the idea, or they could, but just balked at it, for whatever reason.
Forum: The Pit 11-16-2012, 04:05 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,919
Posted By NordicThrasher
First album I'm buying, ever, is going to by Time...

First album I'm buying, ever, is going to by Time I from Wintersun. Probably Children Of Bodom's next album, too.
Respect both bands too much at this point to get it for free, especially from what...
Forum: The Pit 11-16-2012, 03:46 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 1,829
Posted By NordicThrasher
The key to it is not thinking about what it...

The key to it is not thinking about what it actually is when eating it.
At least, that's what I'll try when I do eventually attempt to eat those foods.
Forum: The Pit 11-16-2012, 03:41 AM
Replies: 306
Views: 5,400
Posted By NordicThrasher
:haha: No, it actually wasn't. I didn't even...

:haha:

No, it actually wasn't. I didn't even think of that :O
Forum: The Pit 11-16-2012, 03:39 AM
Replies: 306
Views: 5,400
Posted By NordicThrasher
LOL @ people making threats against Obama. Have...

LOL @ people making threats against Obama. Have fun being on every black list in America.
Forum: The Pit 11-15-2012, 06:45 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 1,829
Posted By NordicThrasher
I hear it's very unpopular even in its native...

I hear it's very unpopular even in its native countries, but I'd love to try lutefisk and haggis.
Forum: The Pit 11-15-2012, 05:54 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,335
Posted By NordicThrasher
First song: Amon Amarth's cover of Balls to the...

First song: Amon Amarth's cover of Balls to the Wall by Accept

Weapon: Probably the knife my brother had in Iraq or Dave Lombardo's drumstick even though that would be a shit weapon. If I was at my...
Forum: The Pit 11-15-2012, 05:43 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 1,829
Posted By NordicThrasher
Moxie soda. My Mom says it tastes like rusty...

Moxie soda. My Mom says it tastes like rusty water, but **** THAT SHIT!

inb4 someone saying my MOM tastes like rusty water
Forum: The Pit 11-15-2012, 05:35 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,200
Posted By NordicThrasher
I'm staying away from wherever the **** you live,...

I'm staying away from wherever the **** you live, then :haha:
Forum: The Pit 11-15-2012, 03:24 AM
Replies: 222
Views: 3,211
Posted By NordicThrasher
...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Eca-INIOw&playnext=1&list=PL42609E5EF0A9EC50&feature=results_video
I love how Ron answered this :haha:
So good.
Forum: The Pit 11-15-2012, 03:13 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 691
Posted By NordicThrasher
I voted for jetfuel. ****, I should have voted...

I voted for jetfuel. ****, I should have voted for Nelsean :mad:
Forum: The Pit 11-15-2012, 03:11 AM
Replies: 222
Views: 3,211
Posted By NordicThrasher
...What? :haha:

...What? :haha:
Forum: The Pit 11-15-2012, 03:04 AM
Replies: 222
Views: 3,211
Posted By NordicThrasher
I was referring to him saying that the story...

I was referring to him saying that the story about Ron Paul's baby delivery for the African American couple was nice, in the second couple lines. Sorry I wasn't clear enough :haha:
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