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Forum: The Pit 06-16-2015, 07:19 PM
Replies: 40,064
Views: 467,802
Posted By Nelshizzle
Since i'm here I might as well do...

Since i'm here I might as well do this.

3========D~~~~~~~~~
Forum: The Pit 06-16-2015, 07:05 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 3,386
Posted By Nelshizzle
I got married when I was 24. I'm 28 now. I wass...

I got married when I was 24. I'm 28 now. I wass with this woman for 5 years. Im about to get divorced and it kinda sucks guys. I got married to save this woman because she was not from this country....
Forum: The Pit 06-16-2015, 06:46 PM
Replies: 40,064
Views: 467,802
Posted By Nelshizzle
Jetfuel cant melt steel beams.

Jetfuel cant melt steel beams.
Forum: The Pit 01-17-2015, 12:27 AM
Replies: 40,064
Views: 467,802
Posted By Nelshizzle
I dont know how much this matters to you guys or...

I dont know how much this matters to you guys or not, but I feel like posting this. Things in my life kinda went down the drain for a long time and im doing my best to put the pieces back together....
Forum: The Pit 01-11-2015, 11:41 PM
Replies: 201
Views: 4,274
Posted By Nelshizzle
she got that skanky spry shit son, shit go...

she got that skanky spry shit son, shit go bombada like a granada you feel me? mad props to my dudes on the low smokin that hella dro with magnum doe. high $20's is all i know from the bottom to the...
Forum: The Pit 01-11-2015, 11:36 PM
Replies: 551
Views: 11,449
Posted By Nelshizzle
E.U. is a vassal of the US, Oblama should have...

E.U. is a vassal of the US, Oblama should have been out there on the front lines with his long black freedom stick, wavering it about in a gentle yet fashionable manor to appease fascist french...
Forum: The Pit 01-11-2015, 11:32 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 2,662
Posted By Nelshizzle
So if I traveled to the year 1830 and I brought...

So if I traveled to the year 1830 and I brought back a picture of Nicki Minaj.

Particularly this picture.
http://ionehellobeautiful.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/picture-4.png?w=625

Would I still be...
Forum: The Pit 01-11-2015, 11:28 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,479
Posted By Nelshizzle
Everyone has their own voice, they just have to...

Everyone has their own voice, they just have to make the notes their own while staying on key. Your voice is good.
Forum: The Pit 01-11-2015, 12:46 AM
Replies: 183
Views: 3,489
Posted By Nelshizzle
stfufgt

stfufgt
Forum: The Pit 01-10-2015, 06:08 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,017
Posted By Nelshizzle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
Forum: The Pit 01-10-2015, 06:02 PM
Replies: 197
Views: 4,576
Posted By Nelshizzle
Yo waddup I believe in god and shit, but at the...

Yo waddup I believe in god and shit, but at the same time I don't believe in god.

Does that make me someone with a lot of free time on my hands?

Go knit a sweater or something.
Forum: The Pit 01-10-2015, 05:57 PM
Replies: 40,064
Views: 467,802
Posted By Nelshizzle
Is it because we're bad ass?...

Is it because we're bad ass? (http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g270/Nelsean53/20150110_112132_zps056502de.jpg)
Forum: The Pit 01-10-2015, 05:33 PM
Replies: 183
Views: 3,489
Posted By Nelshizzle
I put spanish fly in your pepto bismol, i knew...

I put spanish fly in your pepto bismol, i knew you had diarrhea, so it was the best time to act.
Forum: The Pit 01-10-2015, 05:20 PM
Replies: 183
Views: 3,489
Posted By Nelshizzle
No, I like you. I like you a lot actually. I...

No, I like you. I like you a lot actually. I think your posts matter and I think you have a special place here. Sometimes the indifference you receive from users can kinda sting. Trust me, i've been...
Forum: The Pit 01-09-2015, 11:11 PM
Replies: 232
Views: 6,129
Posted By Nelshizzle
No one ever leaves. Their UG post records stay...

No one ever leaves.

Their UG post records stay on file and are monitored with the UGAIE server program capable of reenacting various user posts. Once a user has made a goodbye thread, the UGAIE...
Forum: The Pit 01-09-2015, 07:47 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,316
Posted By Nelshizzle
Anything by nightrage.

Anything by nightrage.
Forum: The Pit 01-09-2015, 07:45 PM
Replies: 209
Views: 3,807
Posted By Nelshizzle
Kids dont have rights. Shit, there is a judge who...

Kids dont have rights. Shit, there is a judge who made a family change their kids name because it was jesus or someshit because the kid wasn't god.

When it comes to children, the government owns...
Forum: The Pit 01-08-2015, 11:42 PM
Replies: 40,064
Views: 467,802
Posted By Nelshizzle
I pay cash like a drug dealer because i'm a...

I pay cash like a drug dealer because i'm a credit to my nation.

DAT PUNCHLINE THO
Forum: The Pit 01-08-2015, 11:24 PM
Replies: 40,064
Views: 467,802
Posted By Nelshizzle
At least it aint dat bobby brown down the drain...

At least it aint dat bobby brown down the drain clown dirt.
Forum: The Pit 01-08-2015, 11:21 PM
Replies: 40,064
Views: 467,802
Posted By Nelshizzle
Forum: The Pit 01-08-2015, 11:20 PM
Replies: 551
Views: 11,449
Posted By Nelshizzle
I laughed so hard at this. Mother fucckers need...

I laughed so hard at this.

Mother fucckers need a true born Al-Sayyid Caliphate to lead them to victory against homosexual born women enthusiasts who should be stoned for adulterous affairs.

The...
Forum: The Pit 01-08-2015, 11:06 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,297
Posted By Nelshizzle
white people invented the name Wyatt tho.

white people invented the name Wyatt tho.
Forum: The Pit 01-08-2015, 10:59 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,297
Posted By Nelshizzle
No one died, that's why. Blood must be spilled...

No one died, that's why.

Blood must be spilled in the name of Billy Bob Joe Jameson the 5th of the 7th congressional klansman rally sponsored by Oscar Myer Weiner and Burt Reynolds cola.
Forum: The Pit 01-07-2015, 06:17 AM
Replies: 40,064
Views: 467,802
Posted By Nelshizzle
omg ur mom joeks r so laym u faygoat

omg ur mom joeks r so laym u faygoat
Forum: The Pit 01-07-2015, 06:16 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 2,526
Posted By Nelshizzle
you gotta pop a bone while wizzing into the wind....

you gotta pop a bone while wizzing into the wind. extra points if your junk punts left.
Forum: The Pit 01-07-2015, 03:38 AM
Replies: 201
Views: 4,274
Posted By Nelshizzle
Yo this shit is mad old. It was posted last...

Yo this shit is mad old.

It was posted last year.

hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha
Forum: The Pit 01-06-2015, 11:33 PM
Replies: 40,064
Views: 467,802
Posted By Nelshizzle
So I took this picture...

So I took this picture today.

http://i.imgur.com/fDm6o48.jpg

i lol'd
Forum: The Pit 01-06-2015, 10:06 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 2,336
Posted By Nelshizzle
I'm Puerto Rican and my culture is slowly being...

I'm Puerto Rican and my culture is slowly being devoured by Mexican and White culture. I think I fit the stereotype.
Forum: The Pit 01-06-2015, 04:45 AM
Replies: 130
Views: 2,278
Posted By Nelshizzle
Last line sucks ass, but yeah why not. It's going...

Last line sucks ass, but yeah why not. It's going to happen eventually, we're already doing it with different races, why not difference alien races? Why do you have six vaginas for a hearing aid and...
Forum: The Pit 01-06-2015, 04:40 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 2,856
Posted By Nelshizzle
It's cool with me. Everyone here in this thread...

It's cool with me.

Everyone here in this thread is mad at them for "interrupting" a ceremony, but fucck you. Getting your word out however possible peacefully is successful in itself, however so. If...
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