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Forum: Metal Yesterday, 04:46 PM
Replies: 2,859
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Posted By VampireGoldfish
Skimmed my stupid post on Ways of Yore and...

Skimmed my stupid post on Ways of Yore and saw



Damn fine Burzum adjectives.
Forum: Metal Yesterday, 04:43 PM
Replies: 2,859
Views: 58,140
Posted By VampireGoldfish
Key to the Gate being played on a shitty guitar...

Key to the Gate being played on a shitty guitar by unpracticed hands still manages to sound exactly like the story it tells. A testament to the truly superb art that Burzum manifested. It gives me...
Forum: Metal Yesterday, 04:41 PM
Replies: 321
Views: 6,292
Posted By VampireGoldfish
Maybe it's a perfect example of "You had to...

Maybe it's a perfect example of "You had to be there."

Then again I feel that statement rings true for many of the classics younger fans seem to worship. I wonder if the magic I felt is truly evoked...
Forum: Metal Yesterday, 04:38 PM
Replies: 321
Views: 6,292
Posted By VampireGoldfish
Didn't say that. Quorthon was almost entirely a...

Didn't say that. Quorthon was almost entirely a songwriter and used the same conventions of songwriting that SotS used. There is no way around this unless you pull an ANUS and have 1000 answers with...
Forum: Metal Yesterday, 01:17 AM
Replies: 321
Views: 6,292
Posted By VampireGoldfish
Does every Bathory song do this to you? Quorthon...

Does every Bathory song do this to you? Quorthon was almost solely a songwriter yet rarely gets the same poofter flack that Slaughter gets. Or how about that whole spectrum of Metal songwriting? I...
Forum: Metal Yesterday, 12:18 AM
Replies: 321
Views: 6,292
Posted By VampireGoldfish
TRITSIO, WFIKTBD and Slaughter of the Soul are...

TRITSIO, WFIKTBD and Slaughter of the Soul are all essential listening. **** any poofter shit flack you guys may give that album.
Forum: Metal 08-30-2014, 04:40 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 509
Posted By VampireGoldfish
Got the tape myself. It ****ing rips it like...

Got the tape myself. It ****ing rips it like Welcome to Hell and Pure Filth. This stuff panders to me so hard it's almost criminal. Still it's easy to find thousands that fail at this stuff so...
Forum: Metal 08-23-2014, 06:02 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,561
Posted By VampireGoldfish
Pure Corpse Sound. Weird how DEATH Metal sounds...

Pure Corpse Sound. Weird how DEATH Metal sounds its best when it's DEAD sounding, right?



Gotta love the maniacal UMC approach as well.
Forum: Metal 08-22-2014, 09:15 PM
Replies: 436
Views: 9,025
Posted By VampireGoldfish
I don't have time to be a racist

I don't have time to be a racist
Forum: Metal 08-22-2014, 02:01 PM
Replies: 19,279
Views: 291,134
Posted By VampireGoldfish
My weedstore. To remember you fondly, then...

My weedstore. To remember you fondly, then promptly forget.
Forum: Metal 08-21-2014, 12:57 AM
Replies: 19,279
Views: 291,134
Posted By VampireGoldfish
That review sounded like a book report about...

That review sounded like a book report about "My Summer Vacation"
Forum: Metal 08-20-2014, 06:05 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,561
Posted By VampireGoldfish
Boneyard is literally a perfect song.

Boneyard is literally a perfect song.
Forum: Metal 08-18-2014, 12:40 PM
Replies: 19,279
Views: 291,134
Posted By VampireGoldfish
You had me at Aghast.

You had me at Aghast.
Forum: Metal 08-10-2014, 04:08 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,920
Posted By VampireGoldfish
I adore Dark Medieval Times myself. It's...

I adore Dark Medieval Times myself. It's "Black'N'Rollish" without being an absurd mix of the two aforementioned sounds. Nemesis Divina is pretty ok at times but I rather have a few beers and scream...
Forum: Metal 08-09-2014, 10:53 PM
Replies: 19,279
Views: 291,134
Posted By VampireGoldfish
Remember when Karl closed the Nile forums when...

Remember when Karl closed the Nile forums when kids started calling him fatty? I've enjoyed Karl from the time I've spent with him but man, that was something.
Forum: Metal 08-09-2014, 10:37 PM
Replies: 19,279
Views: 291,134
Posted By VampireGoldfish
What did Varg say when Euronymous gave him the...

What did Varg say when Euronymous gave him the best Birthday gift ever?

This is, huh..... Wow!

*Blastbeat*
I'll be here all night. Anything is better than Severed, right?
Forum: Metal 08-09-2014, 05:45 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,545
Posted By VampireGoldfish
Blessed got torn to shreds by some top-notch...

Blessed got torn to shreds by some top-notch zines back in the day. I remember asking people with Morbid Angel patches, "Altars or Blessed?"
Forum: Metal 08-09-2014, 05:41 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,514
Posted By VampireGoldfish
The most honest fart I've ever witnessed. Whole...

The most honest fart I've ever witnessed. Whole lot of answers but you can't show your work. Riffs irrelevant?

I enjoyed a decent chunk of your Bölzer "last statement(?)" though. Honestly.



Spot...
Forum: Metal 08-09-2014, 01:45 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,545
Posted By VampireGoldfish
I would give my explanation as to why I think...

I would give my explanation as to why I think you're wrong, but I'll just leave it at this; Altars is ****ing perfect.

Ia! Iak sakkakh! Iak sakkakth!
Ia shaxul!
Ia kingu - ia cthulu - ia azbul!
Ia...
Forum: Metal 08-09-2014, 01:30 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,545
Posted By VampireGoldfish
Neutered is correct. That Morris sound makes it...

Neutered is correct. That Morris sound makes it even worse.
Forum: Metal 08-08-2014, 09:33 PM
Replies: 19,279
Views: 291,134
Posted By VampireGoldfish
Merciless - The Awakening needs to be added to...

Merciless - The Awakening needs to be added to the rec thread as an essential. This disastrous oversight was truly a failure on our part.
Forum: Metal 08-08-2014, 09:29 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,545
Posted By VampireGoldfish
Give Altars another try. If you don't like it,...

Give Altars another try. If you don't like it, cool. But that album deserves as many shots as you can give it. An absolute classic in my book and the only Morbid Angel album that I unabashedly...
Forum: Metal 08-08-2014, 09:21 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,545
Posted By VampireGoldfish
Uh, Altars of Madness remains near untouchable in...

Uh, Altars of Madness remains near untouchable in quality to this day. Mileage may vary for each subsequent release for any given individual but I can spin Altars anytime of any day at any given...
Forum: Metal 08-08-2014, 08:55 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,545
Posted By VampireGoldfish
Tool doesn't do much for me. Pressed suits and...

Tool doesn't do much for me. Pressed suits and Colgate smiles in a convenient plastic package with How To instructions on letting everyone know how you like Jazz.
Forum: Metal 08-08-2014, 08:41 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,545
Posted By VampireGoldfish
Led Zepp and Tool objectively suck.

Led Zepp and Tool objectively suck.
Forum: Metal 08-08-2014, 07:59 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,545
Posted By VampireGoldfish
But this thread does bring something to mind....

But this thread does bring something to mind. Music formulas that sound terrible on paper yet you love them, or vice versa.

Summoning: "Epic" Tolkien influenced Black Metal with Verse-Chorus...
Forum: Metal 08-08-2014, 07:45 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,545
Posted By VampireGoldfish
Hoodoo Man said everything that needed to be...

Hoodoo Man said everything that needed to be said.



This is the recent trend of UG that also coincided with much less user traffic. Coincidence?
Forum: Metal 08-08-2014, 07:19 PM
Replies: 19,279
Views: 291,134
Posted By VampireGoldfish
Reflective Depths Imbibe, in all its excellence,...

Reflective Depths Imbibe, in all its excellence, would benefit from live drums and would manage to somehow be even better than it already is.

[ ] Yes
[ ] Totally
[ ] Agreed
Forum: Metal 08-08-2014, 07:05 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,514
Posted By VampireGoldfish
As I said before, you're right. I consciously...

As I said before, you're right. I consciously posted a kneejerk reaction to an ANUS opinion that happened to be mentioned by you, with no need to direct it at you. Try not to have hurt...
Forum: Metal 08-08-2014, 12:50 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,514
Posted By VampireGoldfish
You're right. I'm sorry for expecting farts from...

You're right. I'm sorry for expecting farts from an anus. Truly.

Having a low opinion of A Blaze has to blow. One of the singular most entertaining Norwegian Black stuff albums for these ears.
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