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Forum: The Pit 07-21-2014, 10:59 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,485
Posted By ecvMatt
It would be a hassle and safety hazard at work. ...

It would be a hassle and safety hazard at work. Electricity and welding and moving parts don't mix well with jewelry and such.


I probably wouldn't wear the stuff anyhow.
Forum: The Pit 07-21-2014, 09:14 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 803
Posted By ecvMatt
Go to the pet store, get 100 crickets and dump...

Go to the pet store, get 100 crickets and dump them in his car.

Go to the post office and get a change of address form, forward all his mail to a giant office building.

Glitter bomb. I prefer...
Forum: The Pit 07-21-2014, 01:53 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 2,601
Posted By ecvMatt
My thoughts exactly. If you are this stressed,...

My thoughts exactly. If you are this stressed, I can only imagine how freaked out you'll be if something actually stressful happens in your life.

My advice: work in coping skills so that...
Forum: The Pit 07-21-2014, 12:29 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 660
Posted By ecvMatt
I've met many famous folks at work, but the best...

I've met many famous folks at work, but the best was a hitchhiker I picked up.

He was pretty drunk and smelled like he hadn't showered in a while. He kept rambling on about how he has been on tv,...
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 04:57 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 738
Posted By ecvMatt
It's a tiny rock floating through vast emptiness...

It's a tiny rock floating through vast emptiness and we are insignificant, fleeting specks. The earth existed long before humans and will exist long after we are extinct.
Forum: The Pit 07-14-2014, 09:51 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,517
Posted By ecvMatt
Gsd

Gsd
Forum: The Pit 07-14-2014, 08:06 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 479
Posted By ecvMatt
Last time I had to renew they sent me an...

Last time I had to renew they sent me an envelope, I sent them a check, they sent me a new licence.

Edit: unless you need to take a test or are coming off provisional.
Forum: The Pit 07-14-2014, 07:57 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 479
Posted By ecvMatt
Couldn't do it online or through the mail?

Couldn't do it online or through the mail?
Forum: The Pit 07-14-2014, 07:55 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 479
Posted By ecvMatt
AAA member, the most I've ever had was 3 people...

AAA member, the most I've ever had was 3 people in front on me.
Forum: The Pit 07-09-2014, 11:24 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 912
Posted By ecvMatt
Botox your balls, it smooths out the wrinkles so...

Botox your balls, it smooths out the wrinkles so you can see, lumps. Also makes it easier to shave them.

Cancer is no joke though.
Forum: The Pit 07-02-2014, 09:18 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 555
Posted By ecvMatt
I'm still confused as to how the case showed up...

I'm still confused as to how the case showed up empty. If one has a guitar and a case, wouldn't it make sense to put the guitar in the case for the purpose of shipping? Isn't that sort of the...
Forum: The Pit 07-01-2014, 12:33 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 821
Posted By ecvMatt
Air, water and food.

Air, water and food.
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2014, 03:28 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,105
Posted By ecvMatt
Around here a drummer jus needs to show up...

Around here a drummer jus needs to show up consistently and it'd be good enough for me.
Forum: Electric Guitar 06-26-2014, 02:25 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 288
Posted By ecvMatt
I would think that neither would have a trem???

I would think that neither would have a trem???
Forum: Electric Guitar 06-26-2014, 02:23 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 257
Posted By ecvMatt
Both my MIM tales stay in tune great, one even...

Both my MIM tales stay in tune great, one even has a bigsby.
Forum: The Pit 06-26-2014, 02:19 PM
Replies: 140
Views: 2,342
Posted By ecvMatt
Something to consider though: no potatoes mean...

Something to consider though: no potatoes mean no vodka
Forum: The Pit 06-26-2014, 02:18 PM
Replies: 140
Views: 2,342
Posted By ecvMatt
Tomatoes are a lot easier to grow on my garden,...

Tomatoes are a lot easier to grow on my garden, but I don't really eat either, so kill em all.
Forum: The Pit 06-26-2014, 02:15 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,102
Posted By ecvMatt
Job. Eventually all your friends will move away...

Job. Eventually all your friends will move away or get hitched and disappear anyhow, might as well be ahead of the game.
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2014, 10:06 AM
Replies: 203
Views: 3,056
Posted By ecvMatt
NASCAR or bassmasters, its a toss up between the...

NASCAR or bassmasters, its a toss up between the two.



Or maybe Eskimo ear wrestling
Forum: The Pit 06-18-2014, 10:21 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 858
Posted By ecvMatt
I go play at old folks homes, I do about a 2 hour...

I go play at old folks homes, I do about a 2 hour set. I play long enough that my buddy can go through an entire wing of the building and take all the old peoples money, pills and jewelry. So, not...
Forum: The Pit 06-11-2014, 08:45 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 835
Posted By ecvMatt
I've shot a snake in my laundry room, with a .22.

I've shot a snake in my laundry room, with a .22.
Forum: The Pit 05-29-2014, 04:45 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,063
Posted By ecvMatt
Age and hair length are far more important than...

Age and hair length are far more important than talent.
Forum: The Pit 05-27-2014, 10:59 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,288
Posted By ecvMatt
Photograph by Ringo Starr

Photograph by Ringo Starr
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 05-13-2014, 09:02 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 141
Posted By ecvMatt
At some point the screws were turned too much and...

At some point the screws were turned too much and the wood was reamed out. If it were mine, I'd simply move it 1/2" in any direction it will fit, drill small pilot holes and tighten that SOB down. ...
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 05-13-2014, 02:40 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 263
Posted By ecvMatt
I have the class 5, night train and OR15. The...

I have the class 5, night train and OR15. The orange is far superior for overdriven tones, the vox is the most versatile and the Marshall is OK, but in never really bonded with it. I've owned a TT...
Forum: Electric Guitar 05-06-2014, 07:58 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 160
Posted By ecvMatt
I agree that your best option is to sell it and...

I agree that your best option is to sell it and put that money plus your $200 into a better guitar.

However, if you're absolutely set on upgrading your guitar, your $200 should buy you a new bridge...
Forum: The Pit 02-26-2014, 02:50 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 3,777
Posted By ecvMatt
Cancer....asshole or not, at least yours is alive.

Cancer....asshole or not, at least yours is alive.
Forum: The Pit 02-24-2014, 07:32 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,445
Posted By ecvMatt
It was a dick move on the part of the employer...

It was a dick move on the part of the employer 100% but also the reason I don't put my phone to the company WiFi or use company computers for anything other than work related stuff. Their machine,...
Forum: The Pit 02-24-2014, 06:42 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,445
Posted By ecvMatt
No, but you can fire them for doing it on a...

No, but you can fire them for doing it on a company computer on the company network.
Forum: The Pit 02-24-2014, 06:39 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,445
Posted By ecvMatt
Ypu shouldn't have used company property for...

Ypu shouldn't have used company property for personal business. Who checks on job apps while on a work computer, seriously?
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