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Forum: Metal Yesterday, 10:25 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 642
Posted By severed-metal
I refuse to be inside in the box.

I refuse to be inside in the box.
Forum: Metal Yesterday, 04:56 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 642
Posted By severed-metal
Serious question: Biggest Penis in Metal

It's a serious question, Caller of Storms doesn't count because he's Lexington Steele with a hoody*.

NO PICTURES. I don't want to see pictures, I want facts. Although pictures may serve as evidence...
Forum: Metal Yesterday, 04:46 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 213
Posted By severed-metal
Proving you wrong with my next thread.

Proving you wrong with my next thread.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:09 PM
Replies: 470
Views: 9,676
Posted By severed-metal
For clarification.

For clarification.
Forum: Metal 04-16-2014, 07:12 PM
Replies: 18,733
Views: 276,433
Posted By severed-metal
Rodney Dangerfield is just about my favourite...

Rodney Dangerfield is just about my favourite comic outside of Dave Attell. Like I said, it's rare to see the one liners nowadays and it's a real shame.

I was really bummed when I missed Bill Burr...
Forum: Metal 04-16-2014, 07:08 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 133
Posted By severed-metal
She was terrible. I didn't mind Pat Benatar,...

She was terrible. I didn't mind Pat Benatar, which is surely a double standard.
Forum: Metal 04-16-2014, 06:59 PM
Replies: 12,780
Views: 159,599
Posted By severed-metal
Scald are top of the ladder. Probably the best...

Scald are top of the ladder. Probably the best doom metal band of all time, or at least The Will of the Gods is Great Power is best doom record of all time. That song is no exception to the amazing...
Forum: Metal 04-15-2014, 07:45 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 63
Posted By severed-metal
Wordless Invocation 2: Featuring...

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Hype central station, ALL ABOARD. Edmonton livers only! Riffmast's band Ominosity is...
Forum: Metal 04-15-2014, 07:36 PM
Replies: 18,733
Views: 276,433
Posted By severed-metal
Mitch Hedburg had unique timing, Hicks had the...

Mitch Hedburg had unique timing, Hicks had the content, and Gervais has a funny laugh. All good comics but I definitely prefer Gervais in his shows.

Could be Bill Burr? But I don't think he does...
Forum: The Pit 04-15-2014, 03:58 PM
Replies: 1,723
Views: 91,188
Posted By severed-metal
...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwPg2oarG_c

Necessary.
Forum: Metal 04-15-2014, 03:52 PM
Replies: 18,733
Views: 276,433
Posted By severed-metal
I like stand-up but I don't like a lot of the...

I like stand-up but I don't like a lot of the newer comics. There's a few that I get a kick out of like Jermaine Fowler, or Hannibal Buress, but I can't take many newer comics.

Otto Petersen had...
Forum: Metal 04-14-2014, 09:14 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 143
Posted By severed-metal
What ghettos do in the morning?

What ghettos do in the morning?
Forum: Metal 04-14-2014, 02:26 PM
Replies: 18,733
Views: 276,433
Posted By severed-metal
This isn't far off from the comparisons I get on...

This isn't far off from the comparisons I get on a day to day basis. Lots of "hey you look like a middle aged man" compliments coming my way.

But tell me this, would a middle aged man eat two dozen...
Forum: Metal 04-14-2014, 02:11 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 133
Posted By severed-metal
Listening now. Just finished with the first track...

Listening now. Just finished with the first track only to be whacked in the face with a throbbing **** on the second track. I'll continue listening with more cautionary ears...
Forum: The Pit 04-14-2014, 12:55 PM
Replies: 2,224
Views: 26,474
Posted By severed-metal
Freudian slip?

Freudian slip?
Forum: The Pit 04-13-2014, 05:32 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,234
Posted By severed-metal
No he wasn't and he isn't.

No he wasn't and he isn't.
Forum: The Pit 04-13-2014, 05:04 PM
Replies: 5,450
Views: 578,750
Posted By severed-metal
That cannot be real. :haha

That cannot be real. :haha
Forum: The Pit 04-13-2014, 05:00 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 918
Posted By severed-metal
People don't own every system nor is it possible...

People don't own every system nor is it possible to purchase every game. Perhaps they enjoy video games and want to see something they missed when playing through the game. Maybe that person lacks...
Forum: Metal 04-13-2014, 02:56 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 124
Posted By severed-metal
Hey Santa Cruz, just watched your video for...

Hey Santa Cruz, just watched your video for "Relentless Renegades" and just wanted to say that you suck.
Forum: The Pit 04-13-2014, 02:05 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 786
Posted By severed-metal
How funny was he supposed to be?

How funny was he supposed to be?
Forum: The Pit 04-13-2014, 02:03 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 240
Posted By severed-metal
This isn't a help thread as much as it is an...

This isn't a help thread as much as it is an appreciation for math(s).
Forum: The Pit 04-13-2014, 12:21 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 362
Posted By severed-metal
Now you can have a future so it works out.

Now you can have a future so it works out.
Forum: The Pit 04-13-2014, 12:57 AM
Replies: 3,077
Views: 36,542
Posted By severed-metal
I've only got invaded once on NG. But within 20...

I've only got invaded once on NG. But within 20 minutes of playing NG+ I was invaded twice. So, **** NG+. :(

Got annihilated both times. Also, From Soft made Chromehounds, the ultimate mech fighter.
Forum: The Pit 04-12-2014, 03:40 PM
Replies: 208
Views: 3,551
Posted By severed-metal
Yeah I could. I live in an apartment anyways. I...

Yeah I could. I live in an apartment anyways. I would actually prefer it due to the assumed costs.



Well La-de-da.
Forum: Metal 04-12-2014, 03:37 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 161
Posted By severed-metal
Heavily support this distro/label. Great stuff,...

Heavily support this distro/label. Great stuff, Ziggy.
Forum: Metal 04-12-2014, 02:35 PM
Replies: 18,733
Views: 276,433
Posted By severed-metal
Alberta. Currently snowing. But now not really....

Alberta. Currently snowing. But now not really. Was snowing this morning.



Ladies oozing maple syrup. So many pancakes.
Forum: Metal 04-11-2014, 07:24 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 461
Posted By severed-metal
There are tracks on youtube up for Annaliese, but...

There are tracks on youtube up for Annaliese, but I don't think it will compare anywhere near when you hear it blaring from your own sound system.



Nailed it.
Forum: Metal 04-11-2014, 06:38 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 158
Posted By severed-metal
This is exactly what I would expect from the...

This is exactly what I would expect from the likes of you, Jacob (quality death metal). Few I haven't heard those being Profaner. That's about it. Really solid stuff. I think that Massacra intro is...
Forum: Metal 04-11-2014, 06:35 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 385
Posted By severed-metal
Heard their name in passing but I haven't...

Heard their name in passing but I haven't listened to anything. Like I'd see their music videos on much music or whatever a while ago, but again, never listened to them.

Big mistake. I am really...
Forum: Metal 04-11-2014, 06:30 PM
Replies: 18,733
Views: 276,433
Posted By severed-metal
http://i61.tinypic.com/2eofevl.jpg Hype new...

http://i61.tinypic.com/2eofevl.jpg

Hype new shirt. 8 dollars on clearance.
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