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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:48 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 395
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Here's what I did, I knocked up a girl from a...

Here's what I did, I knocked up a girl from a rich family. So now, I can buy whatever I want and it's all good. I should have done this in high school.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:45 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,465
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I can't read.

I can't read.
Forum: The Pit 07-26-2014, 05:16 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,157
Posted By Jack Off Jill
You mean the same character whose dedication to...

You mean the same character whose dedication to his family is frequently shown, like the episode when Homer finally got his chance to quit his job to do what he wants and ends up back at the plant...
Forum: The Pit 06-21-2014, 05:29 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,061
Posted By Jack Off Jill
An artist. But not one of those fruity starving...

An artist. But not one of those fruity starving artists who make pretentious and awful paintings posers pretend to give a shit about. I wanted to be in comic books or cartoons. But I could never...
Forum: The Pit 06-21-2014, 05:21 PM
Replies: 1,290
Views: 16,477
Posted By Jack Off Jill
...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1616552379?cache=7f3c3e6f4d65e7356c711e84f5ba03fe&pi=SY200_QL40&qid=1403385293&sr=8-1#ref=mp_s_a_1_1

Sixty bucks for a series worth over a hundred. Hop on it,...
Forum: The Pit 06-13-2014, 02:40 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 749
Posted By Jack Off Jill
The ending to X Files was God awful, don't get me...

The ending to X Files was God awful, don't get me wrong. But it was not as bad as the season 7 conclusion to the Samantha Mulder case. That was the biggest let down I've ever experienced.

King of...
Forum: The Pit 05-10-2014, 09:09 PM
Replies: 135
Views: 6,063
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I saw a gang bang where these black dudes made a...

I saw a gang bang where these black dudes made a white girl suck their gold chains. They put their diamond studded crucifixes on their dicks. It was real sacreligious.

Suck my chain baby.
Forum: The Pit 05-08-2014, 03:56 AM
Replies: 1,958
Views: 64,204
Posted By Jack Off Jill
http://i58.tinypic.com/oqm35s.jpg Birthday...

http://i58.tinypic.com/oqm35s.jpg

Birthday party. Two months ago.
Forum: The Pit 05-08-2014, 03:43 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 748
Posted By Jack Off Jill
You can tell I'm a progressive parent cause I...

You can tell I'm a progressive parent cause I shop for dresses Ofelia can put on her Hellboy and Abe Sapien dolls.

Ofelia is my baby.

Then I posted a picture of my baby sleeping with a fake...
Forum: The Pit 05-07-2014, 12:03 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,398
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Han came back to save face after Luke called him...

Han came back to save face after Luke called him a selfish coward. It was purely for self centered reasons.
Forum: The Pit 05-07-2014, 02:43 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,398
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Luke. Han is a selfish dick head. And he...

Luke.

Han is a selfish dick head. And he macked on Princess Leia even though he thought she was Luke's girl. You know, a bro just doesn't date his bros ex. And he thinks really highly of...
Forum: The Pit 05-07-2014, 02:36 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 439
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Tonight, Tonight.

Tonight, Tonight.
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2014, 02:32 PM
Replies: 1,290
Views: 16,477
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I'm getting there. Ive continued buying them,...

I'm getting there. Ive continued buying them, but I don't think it's a great series. Maybe if I read them all in a row or something. It's got a lot of style and a lot of great images but it...
Forum: The Pit 05-05-2014, 01:02 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,420
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Did you try power washing your sax?

Did you try power washing your sax?
Forum: The Pit 05-05-2014, 01:10 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 1,508
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I bought a Virgil's Root beer party keg once. It...

I bought a Virgil's Root beer party keg once. It was awesome.
Forum: The Pit 05-05-2014, 01:09 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,420
Posted By Jack Off Jill
My SG has a bigsby on it which are really...

My SG has a bigsby on it which are really annoying to restring. My Taylor sounds a little too thin if I don't use super heavy picks and it buzzes if I use light strings. I don't really have any...
Forum: The Pit 05-05-2014, 12:32 AM
Replies: 1,290
Views: 16,477
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Yes yes yes yes. Invincible is easily my...

Yes yes yes yes. Invincible is easily my favorite super hero series right now. In fact, I think you should catch up as soon as possible so you can get to what's going on right now.

So, is anyone...
Forum: The Pit 05-03-2014, 11:19 PM
Replies: 1,290
Views: 16,477
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Yep. I went, mainly cause I was looking to get a...

Yep. I went, mainly cause I was looking to get a good deal on COol 3 of Unwritten, but it was gone. I did pick up half of Ex Machina for half off, though. It's actually a pretty neat event in St...
Forum: The Pit 05-02-2014, 12:51 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 382
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Virgil's Root beer.

Virgil's Root beer.
Forum: The Pit 04-29-2014, 02:45 AM
Replies: 1,290
Views: 16,477
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Image frequently has ridiculously good sales on...

Image frequently has ridiculously good sales on Comixology. Just last week they had all the Invincible issues for 99 cents and the trades for 3 dollars. If you can't justify paying that, I dunno...
Forum: The Pit 04-24-2014, 03:06 AM
Replies: 1,290
Views: 16,477
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I actually did love Transmetropolitan. But I'm...

I actually did love Transmetropolitan. But I'm into that kinda thing.

American Vampire is tied with Chew and Saga as my current favorite ongoing series. After the second trade they basically start...
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2014, 01:04 PM
Replies: 1,290
Views: 16,477
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I feel like even Arseface is a well written...

I feel like even Arseface is a well written character. He had a stupid reason for doing what he did, you can't understand half of what he's saying, but he never feels like a character you're...
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2014, 02:41 AM
Replies: 1,290
Views: 16,477
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I know, I was shocked that I didn't like it too. ...

I know, I was shocked that I didn't like it too. The whole time I kept thinking, "this is something Moebius would draw." A guy at my local shop suggested it based on the stuff I usually read. I...
Forum: The Pit 04-22-2014, 03:16 AM
Replies: 1,290
Views: 16,477
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Preacher isn't special because of the...

Preacher isn't special because of the scatalogical humor or the over the top violence, its because of how well developed Jesse's relationship with Tulip and Cassidy is. Because of the flashback to...
Forum: The Pit 04-21-2014, 01:55 PM
Replies: 1,290
Views: 16,477
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I liked to draw superheroes when I was a kid so...

I liked to draw superheroes when I was a kid so my dad bought me Wizard Magazine that had a lot of drawing tips. Because of that magazine I learned about Preacher and Transmetropolitan and stuff...
Forum: Modern Rock 04-21-2014, 01:39 PM
Replies: 7,626
Views: 170,677
Posted By Jack Off Jill
My pants are off and I'm ready to go.

My pants are off and I'm ready to go.
Forum: The Pit 04-21-2014, 01:36 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,005
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I'd like to say Pepsi but places around here...

I'd like to say Pepsi but places around here usually serve coke.
Forum: The Pit 04-21-2014, 01:31 PM
Replies: 268
Views: 4,407
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I suppose it depends on whether or not she's...

I suppose it depends on whether or not she's worth risking herpes. On the one hand, she's gotta be good at having sex by now. On the other hand, scary looking junk.
Forum: The Pit 04-21-2014, 01:29 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,148
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Waldo.

Waldo.
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 12-28-2013, 04:13 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 151
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Neither one takes batteries. I managed to get an...

Neither one takes batteries.

I managed to get an Electro-harmonix flanger hoax adaptor into the Musket, but I don't want to plug it in because I think it's reverse polarity.

I've been trying them...
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