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Forum: The Pit 08-21-2010, 12:20 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 269
Posted By MightyAl
It sucks. I tried making a rocket propelled...

It sucks. I tried making a rocket propelled grenade, but apparently it's not for that.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2010, 12:15 PM
Replies: 135
Views: 1,700
Posted By MightyAl
That's not a mark, it's a tattoo.

That's not a mark, it's a tattoo.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2010, 12:12 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 448
Posted By MightyAl
Albinos aren't proper people, which is why the...

Albinos aren't proper people, which is why the sentence for tafficking them is low.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2010, 09:34 AM
Replies: 135
Views: 1,700
Posted By MightyAl
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http://content7.flixster.com/photo/32/25/41/3225417_tml.jpg
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2010, 06:40 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 463
Posted By MightyAl
A bit like the German locum who injected some old...

A bit like the German locum who injected some old dude with about 10 times the safe dose of an opiate he wasn't familiar with, and deaded him.

Or perhaps one dude who had the wrong kidney removed,...
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2010, 06:37 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 691
Posted By MightyAl
You need to get some of those things to stash.

You need to get some of those things to stash.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2010, 06:36 AM
Replies: 135
Views: 1,700
Posted By MightyAl
I have a small scar on my right middle finger. I...

I have a small scar on my right middle finger. I cut it open when I was about 3 on dad's 'safety' razor, ironically.
My right thumb has a scar on the inside of the last knuckle, where I pushed it...
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2010, 06:03 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 691
Posted By MightyAl
Keep old style nudie books in it.

Keep old style nudie books in it.
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 05:54 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,233
Posted By MightyAl
We Rock Sweet Balls And Can Do No Wrong - Tragedy

We Rock Sweet Balls And Can Do No Wrong - Tragedy
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 05:51 PM
Replies: 208
Views: 4,468
Posted By MightyAl
Let's Get Rocked...

Let's Get Rocked (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygiTv7tEYm0), Def Leppard, Adrenalize
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 05:34 PM
Replies: 268
Views: 2,874
Posted By MightyAl
So did you. And you're a girl.

So did you.
And you're a girl.
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 05:32 PM
Replies: 268
Views: 2,874
Posted By MightyAl
That's what I thought, but noone else would...

That's what I thought, but noone else would listen.
They even said that erections weren't caused by Satan, how dumb is that?
EDIT: I think sperm is another word for blubber. You know, like a sperm...
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 05:29 PM
Replies: 268
Views: 2,874
Posted By MightyAl
That's much more believable than all that crap...

That's much more believable than all that crap they tried to tell us at school. I mean, sperm? Out of your willy? Seriuosly.
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 05:24 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 4,779
Posted By MightyAl
20 White Zombie

20


White Zombie
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 05:21 PM
Replies: 268
Views: 2,874
Posted By MightyAl
The problem is, that sooner or later, one of the...

The problem is, that sooner or later, one of the e-adopted children will inevitably ask:

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 05:12 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,396
Posted By MightyAl
http://i35.tinypic.com/dgpj0l.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/dgpj0l.jpg
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 04:02 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 343
Posted By MightyAl
I don't have a problem with recycling. I just...

I don't have a problem with recycling.
I just think that my local council has decided to try and make me recycle in the least efficient way possible, because they're forcing me to do a whole bunch of...
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 03:49 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 343
Posted By MightyAl
Not everyone has that, though. We have seperate...

Not everyone has that, though. We have seperate bins for glass, cans, plastics and paper(the last two of which are actually sacks), so they don't exactly fit snugly in the ******* next to our...
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 03:40 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 181
Posted By MightyAl
When I was about 6, I asked my gran if she was an...

When I was about 6, I asked my gran if she was an antique.
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 03:11 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 925
Posted By MightyAl
I used to be kind of lucky. Had a pair of magic...

I used to be kind of lucky. Had a pair of magic trousers that fivers kept appearing in.
Not so much on the luck these days, though.
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 01:16 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 3,458
Posted By MightyAl
Here's a plan - let's use all their oil, then...

Here's a plan - let's use all their oil, then they'll only have money.


Wait, that's not any good, is it?
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 12:45 PM
Replies: 135
Views: 2,279
Posted By MightyAl
Worst: Australian and southern Irish Best:...

Worst: Australian and southern Irish
Best: Northern Irish


cwutidid?
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 12:41 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 846
Posted By MightyAl
He probably did what he's accused of, yes. But...

He probably did what he's accused of, yes. But being a drummer, does he have the mental capacity to be held responsible for his actions?
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 12:35 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 354
Posted By MightyAl
Take it. She can come and visit you for once, the...

Take it. She can come and visit you for once, the lazy cow.
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 11:10 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,358
Posted By MightyAl
Totally. Steve Jobs wishes his evil empire was...

Totally. Steve Jobs wishes his evil empire was that cool.
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 11:09 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,335
Posted By MightyAl
It's often presented as such, though. Certainly,...

It's often presented as such, though.
Certainly, that's how it seemed to be viewed by every English teacher I had.
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 11:00 AM
Replies: 131
Views: 2,518
Posted By MightyAl
I can't bear to hear people use a certain word....

I can't bear to hear people use a certain word. But I can't say the word, because then I'll hear the word. And I can't type the word, either. And trying to type this without using the word is a right...
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 09:23 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 978
Posted By MightyAl
Because you dress up as a wizard every day?

Because you dress up as a wizard every day?
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 09:19 AM
Replies: 180
Views: 3,458
Posted By MightyAl
Actually, what he meant was that the guy who...

Actually, what he meant was that the guy who attacked the other guy should be used in an experimental spine transplant.
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2010, 09:13 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,335
Posted By MightyAl
So, in a decade or two, schoolkids will hate...

So, in a decade or two, schoolkids will hate Harry Potter as much as most of them hate Shakespeare now?
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