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Forum: The Pit 01-13-2012, 11:52 AM
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Posted By Dayman
Good luck bud!

Good luck bud!
Forum: The Pit 01-12-2012, 10:54 PM
Replies: 16,550
Views: 348,287
Posted By Dayman
Looks to me like she wants to have relations with...

Looks to me like she wants to have relations with you but doesn't want to date you, she's obviously bewildered because you haven't made a move yet after repeated chill sessions.
Forum: The Pit 01-01-2012, 04:43 PM
Replies: 16,550
Views: 348,287
Posted By Dayman
Whoa whoa whoa, don't try to change the game plan...

Whoa whoa whoa, don't try to change the game plan if she wants to watch a movie at home. Infinitely better than going to the cinema, 'cause there's the increased likelihood of lovin'.
Forum: The Pit 12-30-2011, 09:27 PM
Replies: 16,550
Views: 348,287
Posted By Dayman
**** yeah, when a girl tells you to come over you...

**** yeah, when a girl tells you to come over you do it! But just make sure you don't spend the night drinking hot chocolate and patting her shoulder saying 'Naww, naww, I'm sure you'll get a job...
Forum: The Pit 10-11-2011, 02:26 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
Lol **** no bitch ain't pregnant and if she is it...

Lol **** no bitch ain't pregnant and if she is it ain't yours
Forum: The Pit 10-04-2011, 11:49 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
I got one, she has big tits but she's a focking...

I got one, she has big tits but she's a focking bitch
Forum: The Pit 09-25-2011, 08:51 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
1 You've either got self esteem or you don't bro....

1 You've either got self esteem or you don't bro. You need to build it up more but once it's there it'll stay there with some minor fluctuations depending on day-to-day happenings. I say, keep doing...
Forum: The Pit 09-24-2011, 01:09 AM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
'friend' 'head over heels' You're startin' off...

'friend'
'head over heels'

You're startin' off bad hombre..let's see here...

'everything i could ever want'
'feel like i did something wrong'

Hmm this doesn't look good on you muchacho.
You don't...
Forum: The Pit 09-21-2011, 08:38 PM
Replies: 34,521
Views: 522,915
Posted By Dayman
hmmm street price for roxi 30's anyone? The...

hmmm street price for roxi 30's anyone? The internet is throwing all kinds of numbers at me
Forum: The Pit 09-19-2011, 05:30 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
The other dude summed it up pretty good. Good...

The other dude summed it up pretty good. Good luck man, I used to be in situations just like yours few years back.
Forum: The Pit 09-19-2011, 05:17 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
Getting a girlfriend and becoming a pickup artist...

Getting a girlfriend and becoming a pickup artist are one in the same dude. You can blame women's taste in men for that, but that don't change the rules of the game.
Forum: The Pit 09-19-2011, 05:13 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
Whoa whoa holy shit hold the phone 'romantic at...

Whoa whoa holy shit hold the phone
'romantic at heart'
'can't stand being single any longer'
Stop that scheiß boy. It don't look good comin' out of a man's mouth.
You ain't ready to ask this girl...
Forum: The Pit 09-15-2011, 12:12 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
Uh dude if you're in the friendzone and you're...

Uh dude if you're in the friendzone and you're interested in her then you're doin it wrong. Refer to page one of this thread. But yes forget it and move on.

And a good rule of thumb is if you think...
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2011, 10:17 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
Hmm. Dude this is really a question you need to...

Hmm. Dude this is really a question you need to answer for yourself. Do you want to put up with the bullshit because of the good shit or is there not enough good shit to put up with the bullshit?...
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2011, 10:03 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
There was this chick in my class that came up and...

There was this chick in my class that came up and introduced herself to me on the first day of school. She was obviously kinda nervous (after everything she said she would snap her fingers like some...
Forum: The Pit 09-12-2011, 09:12 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
Good luck out there soldier You've got a long...

Good luck out there soldier
You've got a long road ahead of you but soon you will conquer dat booty
We have faith in you!
Forum: The Pit 09-10-2011, 01:47 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
You're not getting into flirting if you're trying...

You're not getting into flirting if you're trying to be a sweet guy. Those are two completely opposite things. Dude, what makes a girl want you is not giving her hugs, or being sweet, that's puss...
Forum: The Pit 09-10-2011, 01:15 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
Mother****er, lemme show you how to ****ing flirt...

Mother****er, lemme show you how to ****ing flirt with a girl

Walking down the hallway at school. See her coming towards you? Hold your hand up like youre fixing to give her a high-five, but when...
Forum: The Pit 09-07-2011, 05:48 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
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Forum: The Pit 09-07-2011, 12:00 AM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
That sucks brother. But if it was me I'd rather...

That sucks brother. But if it was me I'd rather her break up with me than cheat on me. I hate that shit.
Forum: The Pit 09-05-2011, 02:01 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
wat why ask her on a date then ask her to date...

wat
why ask her on a date then ask her to date you on the date
you should ask her to date you before you go on a date

And naw dude. It's okay to flirt with chicks before you get in a relationship...
Forum: The Pit 09-05-2011, 01:44 AM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
Read the fine print brah *actual forgetting...

Read the fine print brah






*actual forgetting time may vary
Forum: The Pit 09-05-2011, 01:30 AM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
You're making this harder than it needs to be. 'I...

You're making this harder than it needs to be.
'I want to move on and forget about her this sucks'
'I'm not ready to cut her out of my life'
See the problem? Fix it. You'll thank yourself in...
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2011, 10:03 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
:haha: u get the kids number?

:haha:
u get the kids number?
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2011, 09:55 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
I like you. You're positive. Usually we'd be...

I like you. You're positive.

Usually we'd be reading 'oh but...she's the only girl in the world I will ever know...please...just...here's her number! Text her and tell her our souls are eternally...
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2011, 05:26 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
No dude. A relationship consists of much more...

No dude. A relationship consists of much more than nightly skype seshes.
Ask her out though
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2011, 03:21 AM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
Well dude it sounds like you need to work on your...

Well dude it sounds like you need to work on your game, no better way to do that then flirt with chicks you know you aren't gonna have a crush on
instant confidence right there
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2011, 03:09 AM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
Lol is that what she told you? I bet they're...

Lol is that what she told you?


I bet they're better looking than your hand
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2011, 09:40 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
*wince*

*wince*
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2011, 09:26 PM
Replies: 15,019
Views: 289,945
Posted By Dayman
Make haste!

Make haste!
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