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Forum: The Pit 07-09-2011, 02:10 AM
Replies: 110
Views: 2,025
Posted By blackflag49
Every opportunity lost to take a step forward is...

Every opportunity lost to take a step forward is a step backwards. You're maintaining inertia (not that ignorant Australians would know physics any better than they do tolerance).
Forum: The Pit 07-09-2011, 02:03 AM
Replies: 110
Views: 2,025
Posted By blackflag49
I am. Speaking for the United States of America,...

I am. Speaking for the United States of America, Australia and everyone in it can lick our butts.
Forum: The Pit 07-09-2011, 01:53 AM
Replies: 197
Views: 6,316
Posted By blackflag49
You are now chatting with Hugh. How may I help...

You are now chatting with Hugh. How may I help you?

Hugh: Good Afternoon! My name is Hugh, and it's my pleasure to assist you today as your Personal Shopper. May I have your name please?

You:...
Forum: The Pit 07-09-2011, 01:38 AM
Replies: 197
Views: 6,316
Posted By blackflag49
Chat InformationA Neiman Marcus Online associate...

Chat InformationA Neiman Marcus Online associate will be with you momentarily.
Chat InformationThank you for contacting Neiman Marcus Online. My name is Portia Pruitt. Please stand by while I...
Forum: The Pit 07-09-2011, 12:53 AM
Replies: 197
Views: 6,316
Posted By blackflag49
Is there another store website with this same...

Is there another store website with this same feature?
Forum: The Pit 07-09-2011, 12:51 AM
Replies: 197
Views: 6,316
Posted By blackflag49
They just instantly disconnect me in lingerie.

They just instantly disconnect me in lingerie.
Forum: The Pit 07-09-2011, 12:23 AM
Replies: 197
Views: 6,316
Posted By blackflag49
You have been connected to Nicholas B. Veronica: ...

You have been connected to Nicholas B.
Veronica: Hi Nicholas
Nicholas B: Hello Veronica, my name is Nicholas, and welcome to Nordstrom!
Nicholas B: How may I assist you today, Veronica?
Veronica: ...
Forum: The Pit 07-08-2011, 11:58 PM
Replies: 197
Views: 6,316
Posted By blackflag49
Thank you for your question! A customer service...

Thank you for your question! A customer service specialist will review your question and will be with you shortly! Be sure to shop our Anniversary Sale beginning July 15th. Take advantage of double...
Forum: The Pit 07-08-2011, 11:41 PM
Replies: 197
Views: 6,316
Posted By blackflag49
Lulz I accidentally ended a session before I...

Lulz I accidentally ended a session before I could actually say anything.
Forum: The Pit 07-08-2011, 09:12 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,237
Posted By blackflag49
...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ0gxF869NE

Better than the inauguration imo
Forum: The Pit 07-08-2011, 08:27 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 1,678
Posted By blackflag49
:haha: ...What, you wouldn't do that for a bro?

:haha:
...What, you wouldn't do that for a bro?
Forum: The Pit 07-08-2011, 07:50 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 1,678
Posted By blackflag49
I'd probably pack him off to a friend or relative...

I'd probably pack him off to a friend or relative in another country.
Forum: The Pit 07-08-2011, 06:59 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,251
Posted By blackflag49
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiwRfk077yg
/thread


Seriously, /thread
Forum: The Pit 07-08-2011, 06:56 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 2,189
Posted By blackflag49
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http://www.netbrawl.com/uploads/58ad7afc140170cec1646568b07539bc.jpg
Forum: Community Archives 07-08-2011, 04:09 PM
Replies: 40,066
Views: 499,209
Posted By blackflag49
The only actually funny part of funny people...

The only actually funny part of funny people (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGJU4VoT2zw)

Wait, also Aziz Ansari's bits too.
Forum: The Pit 07-08-2011, 02:29 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 2,472
Posted By blackflag49
There's a movie I'm trying to remember. This guy...

There's a movie I'm trying to remember. This guy breaks into a house and takes a woman and her husband hostage. Woman's a redhead and the husband's this older fat guy. He drops hints that he knew the...
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2011, 10:58 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 675
Posted By blackflag49
Caleeeeeeeey!!!

Caleeeeeeeey!!!
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2011, 10:51 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 590
Posted By blackflag49
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http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/20/128690021821931096.jpg
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2011, 08:25 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 3,898
Posted By blackflag49
You can't dog ear a digital book and they have no...

You can't dog ear a digital book and they have no page numbers. Plus they're homosexual.
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2011, 07:57 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 2,470
Posted By blackflag49
Ahhh. You should've done whatever was necessary...

Ahhh. You should've done whatever was necessary to pass the class and then skewered the asshole in a school paper editorial. Although you can do that now anyway.
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2011, 07:47 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 3,898
Posted By blackflag49
Dumb list from a dumb publication. I didn't...

Dumb list from a dumb publication. I didn't expect any different
Forum: Community Archives 07-07-2011, 07:09 PM
Replies: 40,066
Views: 499,209
Posted By blackflag49
Watched that Four Lions movie. Really funny and...

Watched that Four Lions movie. Really funny and highly recommended. I haven't been this taken with a dark comedy since In Bruges.
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2011, 05:56 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,438
Posted By blackflag49
I wouldn't cry over super polished music going...

I wouldn't cry over super polished music going extinct.
Forum: Punk & Ska 07-07-2011, 05:48 PM
Replies: 38,671
Views: 1,149,707
Posted By blackflag49
I registered for conservativepunk but a) their...

I registered for conservativepunk but a) their forum's not very active and b) they had no fewer than 3 threads solely dedicated to talking about Obama's birth certificate. So I was like, nah, this...
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2011, 04:05 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 409
Posted By blackflag49
I suppose I can spit you out a little...

I suppose I can spit you out a little something

Yo yo kids, get ready to jam
If you wanna rock, then I'm your man
Making friends and going to class
Then back to the cabin so I can tap that ass

If...
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2011, 03:49 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,264
Posted By blackflag49
Go to bed early

Go to bed early
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2011, 12:44 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,438
Posted By blackflag49
So buying, say, used books on Amazon is now...

So buying, say, used books on Amazon is now wrong? Aw shucks.
Forum: The Pit 07-06-2011, 11:38 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 3,123
Posted By blackflag49
****ing try me, I will ****ing cut you bitch.

****ing try me, I will ****ing cut you bitch.
Forum: The Pit 07-06-2011, 11:22 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 644
Posted By blackflag49
I'm insecure about my Asian heritage. That's...

I'm insecure about my Asian heritage. That's something I will improve upon.
Forum: The Pit 07-06-2011, 10:17 PM
Replies: 365
Views: 6,901
Posted By blackflag49
Whoever wrote this is probably a sociopath...

Whoever wrote this is probably a sociopath themselves.
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