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Forum: The Pit 11-11-2012, 06:41 PM
Replies: 40,128
Views: 347,137
Posted By slapsymcdougal
That's a great plan, Walter. That's ****in'...

That's a great plan, Walter. That's ****in' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss ****in' watch.

Thank you, IMDB
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2012, 06:40 PM
Replies: 40,128
Views: 347,137
Posted By slapsymcdougal
What, that you're obsessed with a mediocre movie?

What, that you're obsessed with a mediocre movie?
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2012, 06:36 PM
Replies: 40,128
Views: 347,137
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Oooh, scary. Wait, no, what was the word I was...

Oooh, scary.


Wait, no, what was the word I was after? Oh yeah, laughable.
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2012, 06:33 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 890
Posted By slapsymcdougal
It's a shame you had to wear that dishcloth,...

It's a shame you had to wear that dishcloth, though.
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2012, 06:29 PM
Replies: 40,128
Views: 347,137
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I've never been in my element.

I've never been in my element.
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2012, 06:26 PM
Replies: 40,128
Views: 347,137
Posted By slapsymcdougal
And have they only just stopped slapping you?

And have they only just stopped slapping you?
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2012, 06:22 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,275
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I'm not a very social person, so I'm probably...

I'm not a very social person, so I'm probably lower middle wanker.
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2012, 06:20 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,248
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I got the same thing. It probably means we're too...

I got the same thing. It probably means we're too emotionally ******ed to handle being told how emotionally ******ed we are.
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2012, 02:02 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,259
Posted By slapsymcdougal
You know why girls have 2 holes so close...

You know why girls have 2 holes so close together?

It's so you can carry them home like a 6-pack.
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2012, 02:02 PM
Replies: 300
Views: 4,058
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I think I'm not actively hated by anyone; it's...

I think I'm not actively hated by anyone; it's more a sort of indifference bordering on dislike.
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2012, 09:41 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 4,155
Posted By slapsymcdougal
My preference is a wood chipper. Much less effort...

My preference is a wood chipper. Much less effort to sort out the bones.
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 06:09 PM
Replies: 64,864
Views: 734,428
Posted By slapsymcdougal
And that magazine is really compensating for some...

And that magazine is really compensating for some sort of inadequacy, dontcha think?
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 06:07 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,069
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I tried beetroot soup. Tasted way too earthy for...

I tried beetroot soup. Tasted way too earthy for my liking.
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 06:05 PM
Replies: 201
Views: 3,104
Posted By slapsymcdougal
It's doable. Britains economy was way more f*cked...

It's doable.
Britains economy was way more f*cked in 1946 than Americas is now, and we managed it.
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 05:32 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 743
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Well, I have some stories about TS's mom. But so...

Well, I have some stories about TS's mom. But so does everyone else on here.
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 05:26 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,069
Posted By slapsymcdougal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JNuqEz_GCQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JNuqEz_GCQ
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 05:21 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 647
Posted By slapsymcdougal
TS, I don't want to talk. I just want teh hawt...

TS, I don't want to talk. I just want teh hawt cyborz. And then the real secksing, but you have to wait at least 5 minutes for that, because I'm not a ho-bag.
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 04:28 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 1,425
Posted By slapsymcdougal
You can't run for PM.

You can't run for PM.
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 04:26 PM
Replies: 201
Views: 3,104
Posted By slapsymcdougal
But someone who believes in Thor is at least more...

But someone who believes in Thor is at least more likely to be a badass than someone who believes in Yahweh.
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 02:12 PM
Replies: 210
Views: 2,804
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Everyone knows there are 2 b's in jobbie.

Everyone knows there are 2 b's in jobbie.
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 12:52 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 624
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Do you think his amplifier capo works with that,...

Do you think his amplifier capo works with that, too?
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 12:47 PM
Replies: 64,864
Views: 734,428
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Totally. We should turn Auschwitz into a place...

Totally. We should turn Auschwitz into a place where people go to party.
Step 1, hire these guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=secH1UUUiMA
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 12:44 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 1,425
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Just had a thought; I'd give some cash to that...

Just had a thought; I'd give some cash to that OWS thing where they buy debt, and write it off.
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 12:31 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 1,425
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Maybe something...

Maybe something like
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-zOrAL1V5Jg/TStU7ZMRPlI/AAAAAAAAJFE/nIYaF1dlGOI/s640/principality+of+sealand+6.jpg

But, you know, somewhere sunnier. And close to somewhere I could get...
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 12:28 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 934
Posted By slapsymcdougal
...

http://www.foodofscotland.co.uk/images/ramsaybacon.jpeg


Yea, it's a tiny image, but anyone familiar with this especially delicious bacon would automatically jizz their prostate right out the end of...
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 12:25 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 1,425
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Trip to space.

Trip to space.
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 12:22 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 934
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Pigs get peeled before they're cooked.

Pigs get peeled before they're cooked.
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 07:39 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,352
Posted By slapsymcdougal
If you can't understand awesome, LSD will not...

If you can't understand awesome, LSD will not help.
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 07:22 AM
Replies: 210
Views: 2,804
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Depends. Like TS, they can keep the change,...

Depends.
Like TS, they can keep the change, unless the bill is 11 and all I have is a 20, because that's just daft.
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2012, 07:17 AM
Replies: 225
Poll: Long Hair
Views: 4,074
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Short. It's too much trouble to look after long...

Short. It's too much trouble to look after long hair.
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