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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:33 AM
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Posted By strait jacket
I didn't die or get arrested thus it was a good...

I didn't die or get arrested thus it was a good idea
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2014, 11:12 PM
Replies: 20,589
Views: 207,678
Posted By strait jacket
ok but I'm not waxing my asshole unless you watch...

ok but I'm not waxing my asshole unless you watch me do it
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2014, 11:02 PM
Replies: 20,589
Views: 207,678
Posted By strait jacket
hey Hydra, am I being non furry enough for you?

hey Hydra, am I being non furry enough for you?
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2014, 10:58 PM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
I've flown stoned before, in fact the first time...

I've flown stoned before, in fact the first time I went to Sydney airport I found a bag with weed in it in the car park and I smoked it before I went in
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2014, 10:57 PM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
Smile they're pretty shit yeah, bit at least I'm at a...

they're pretty shit yeah, bit at least I'm at a regional airport so there isn't a big hassle with security getting in and out to smoke or whatever
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2014, 10:55 PM
Replies: 20,589
Views: 207,678
Posted By strait jacket
so who else likes ****ing fat girls up the ass?

so who else likes ****ing fat girls up the ass?
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2014, 10:53 PM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
ok

ok
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2014, 10:50 PM
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Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
why am I bored ? I'm waiting for a plane because...

why am I bored ? I'm waiting for a plane because my first flight got cancelled.
my gf (who I should probably start calling my partner because we've been together more than a year and she's pregnant...
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2014, 10:45 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 839
Posted By strait jacket
id watch it but then again i like fat chicks so...

id watch it but then again i like fat chicks so of course i would
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2014, 09:21 PM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
**** you cunts, say something, im bored

**** you cunts, say something, im bored
Forum: The Pit 11-24-2014, 04:55 AM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
No, I'm dooming her to a life of hard work for...

No, I'm dooming her to a life of hard work for minimal payoff
Forum: The Pit 11-23-2014, 09:37 PM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
Elizabeth Peta Stanton Don't be stupid, she'll...

Elizabeth Peta Stanton


Don't be stupid, she'll be a hula hoopist and aerialist
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2014, 08:55 PM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
so we found out that my gf is having a girl

so we found out that my gf is having a girl
Forum: The Pit 08-19-2014, 11:00 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 619
Posted By strait jacket
happy birthday, not too happy though, you lost...

happy birthday, not too happy though, you lost your right to happiness when you became a mod and uncool
Forum: The Pit 08-08-2014, 02:58 AM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
so i got my girlfriend pregnant...

so i got my girlfriend pregnant...
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2014, 07:31 AM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
Thumbs up tempted to sig

tempted to sig
Forum: The Pit 05-20-2014, 02:27 AM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
Sup fags, I got internet again booyah

Sup fags, I got internet again booyah
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2014, 11:21 PM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
that they do. alot more then anyone thinks

that they do. alot more then anyone thinks
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2014, 07:11 PM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
i care about you *strait's girlfriend*

i care about you
*strait's girlfriend*
Forum: The Pit 05-05-2014, 07:22 PM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
hey cunts I'm going to work on a circus for a...

hey cunts I'm going to work on a circus for a while and I can't take my computer so I'm going awol for some time, I still love all you sorry bastards tho
Forum: The Pit 04-24-2014, 12:13 AM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
my girlfriend made me a willy warmer :D be jelly

my girlfriend made me a willy warmer :D be jelly
Forum: The Pit 04-19-2014, 10:52 PM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
holy shit, I'm older than you, I turned 20 last...

holy shit, I'm older than you, I turned 20 last november. are sean and I the 2 oldest regs itt?

and dude ****ing post in mafia, your absence has been noticed
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 10:10 AM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
dgfjshgoifdgdsguhdghudgid...boring.....

dgfjshgoifdgdsguhdghudgid...boring.....
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 09:18 AM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
does bra and undies pass?

does bra and undies pass?
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 09:10 AM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
but taking advantage of sober people is hard...

but taking advantage of sober people is hard :cry:
IDK, she's just self conscious
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 09:06 AM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
upon discussion, getting Bec to send you nudes...

upon discussion, getting Bec to send you nudes may take more persuasion and alcohol than I initially anticipated.
but it'll happen
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 09:04 AM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
fruit man

fruit man
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 09:01 AM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
yeah I'm in it, I spaced on jackals game because...

yeah I'm in it, I spaced on jackals game because I was busy moving out of home but I'm all in for this one
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 08:57 AM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
I will because my cum tastes like ****ing ice...

I will because my cum tastes like ****ing ice cream and sprinkles mixed with all the flavours of the rainbow, tasting that shit is a privilege dammit


gimme 5 minutes
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 08:45 AM
Replies: 90,538
Views: 895,010
Posted By strait jacket
you're no ****ing fun, we be livin' on da edge...

you're no ****ing fun, we be livin' on da edge dawg.
I reckon she's not pregnant but if it shuts her up I'll get her a test

and where's my nudes bitch?
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