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Forum: The Pit Today, 06:40 PM
Replies: 1,654
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Posted By jakesmellspoo
finished Preacher Book 4 in pretty much one go...

finished Preacher Book 4 in pretty much one go last night.

i enjoyed it, but i'm a little disappointed that it was mostly flashbacks and setup for the next book.

i mean i loved it, but i'm kinda...
Forum: The Pit Today, 06:25 PM
Replies: 30,317
Views: 393,330
Posted By jakesmellspoo
no wonder my brother hasn't been playing anything...

no wonder my brother hasn't been playing anything on his gaming PC. it's not top of the line, but we both thought it'd be able to run most games on lower settings.

dead wrong.

Shadow of Mordor is...
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 02:27 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,270
Posted By jakesmellspoo
no. :no:

no. :no:
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 02:25 PM
Replies: 30,317
Views: 393,330
Posted By jakesmellspoo
exactly. MetalMullet is one classy mother****er....

exactly.

MetalMullet is one classy mother****er. what'd he do to get bant? i bet it was something super classy. :p:
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 02:21 PM
Replies: 30,317
Views: 393,330
Posted By jakesmellspoo
WANT! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLmbeogBfqU

WANT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLmbeogBfqU
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 01:13 PM
Replies: 23,257
Views: 261,144
Posted By jakesmellspoo
don't be comparing AD to the other shit that gets...

don't be comparing AD to the other shit that gets churned out like clockwork.

:mad:

they're all great. if you don't like season 4 your mother should have put you in a dumpster. or near the...
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 01:05 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 1,314
Posted By jakesmellspoo
this is how i picture 10 year old...

this is how i picture 10 year old Aragorn:
http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/rubies/38933-large.jpg

stuck in my brain. can't be erased. :haha:
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 01:01 PM
Replies: 23,257
Views: 261,144
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i'm still waiting for Arrested Development Season...

i'm still waiting for Arrested Development Season 5/Movie.

i wanna know what happens after that weakpunch.
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 01:00 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 1,314
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i checked and he'd apparently be 10 years old at...

i checked and he'd apparently be 10 years old at the time the Hobbit ends.

still doesn't make sense. i doubt he was running around as Strider, killing orcs and shit at the age of 10. :haha:
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 12:52 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 1,314
Posted By jakesmellspoo
Evangeline Lilly is hot, but really, Tauriel...

Evangeline Lilly is hot, but really, Tauriel added absolutely nothing to the films.

my Uncle actually pointed out something that made zero sense with Legolas, too.
at the end of Battle of the Five...
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 12:45 PM
Replies: 222
Views: 4,601
Posted By jakesmellspoo
Balto watched over 1000 times on VHS during my...

Balto

watched over 1000 times on VHS during my childhood.

wait, how the hell did Balto come up in this thread?
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 12:43 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 1,314
Posted By jakesmellspoo
oh yeah, and that Smaug interview on Colbert was...

oh yeah, and that Smaug interview on Colbert was better than all 3 Hobbit movies.
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 12:39 PM
Replies: 23,257
Views: 261,144
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i don't like Channing Tatum movies because he...

i don't like Channing Tatum movies because he makes me feel insecure about my toothpick physique.

there, i said it.

let's have more movies starring waifs who've never picked up a weight in their...
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 12:36 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 1,314
Posted By jakesmellspoo
this is true. i'm imagining it right now as...

this is true.

i'm imagining it right now as something like that Futurama episode where Fry gets the Robot Devil's hands.

also, Gollum singing and dancing would be the best thing ever. i think his...
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 12:30 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 1,314
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i agree with this. where the **** was the song...

i agree with this.

where the **** was the song when they were getting burned out of the tree?
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 12:25 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,270
Posted By jakesmellspoo
Maguire was a bad Spider-Man. new guy does the...

Maguire was a bad Spider-Man.

new guy does the wise-cracking, smart-assery that was seemingly forgotten when they made the first 3 movies.

semi-related: i was actually glad to hear that Raimi...
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 12:18 PM
Replies: 23,257
Views: 261,144
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i'm actually interested now. most of my family...

i'm actually interested now.

most of my family is really annoying when they talk about MLK. apparently the only thing worth remembering about him is that he apparently had mistresses, so that should...
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 12:12 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 808
Posted By jakesmellspoo
New Jersey or go home. we have some trees here.

New Jersey or go home.

we have some trees here.
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 12:11 PM
Replies: 25,684
Views: 268,225
Posted By jakesmellspoo
probably because by that time they consist of...

probably because by that time they consist of three different nights of soup/sauce and are cumulatively 3 months old.
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 12:06 PM
Replies: 4,129
Views: 54,556
Posted By jakesmellspoo
if anyone wants an Eon Pass, mail me your 3DS and...

if anyone wants an Eon Pass, mail me your 3DS and i'll streetpass tag ya. :p:
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2015, 12:04 PM
Replies: 30,317
Views: 393,330
Posted By jakesmellspoo
this is why i never finish games. tried getting...

this is why i never finish games.

tried getting back into Devil Survivor Overclocked last night.

can't remember half of the game mechanics. don't know what i'm doing. :bonk:
Forum: The Pit 01-22-2015, 08:08 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 490
Posted By jakesmellspoo
oh man, i pissed my pants.

oh man, i pissed my pants.
Forum: The Pit 01-22-2015, 07:05 PM
Replies: 30,317
Views: 393,330
Posted By jakesmellspoo
try clearing the cache

try clearing the cache
Forum: The Pit 01-22-2015, 06:40 PM
Replies: 4,129
Views: 54,556
Posted By jakesmellspoo
wooooooooooop! just went to put in that...

wooooooooooop!

just went to put in that Serperior code and i haven't played Ruby in a few months.

i had one streetpass tag when i started up the game.

check it.

Eon Pass. :cool:
Forum: The Pit 01-22-2015, 06:28 PM
Replies: 30,317
Views: 393,330
Posted By jakesmellspoo
goddamn ****ing shit. just got the grapple beam...

goddamn ****ing shit.

just got the grapple beam in Super Metroid and i'm trying to swing across a gap to get to a missile upgrade and it's just not working. :mad:
Forum: The Pit 01-22-2015, 04:46 PM
Replies: 25,684
Views: 268,225
Posted By jakesmellspoo
when did you learn how to use a computer? i...

when did you learn how to use a computer?

i thought i just heard you fart-walk past my room?
Forum: The Pit 01-22-2015, 04:44 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 751
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i always wanna catch the wild baby bunnies i see...

i always wanna catch the wild baby bunnies i see in the spring and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...
Forum: The Pit 01-22-2015, 04:41 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 341
Posted By jakesmellspoo
they should do a showdown for what UG is really...

they should do a showdown for what UG is really about:

who can take the biggest shit and call it solid gold.
Forum: The Pit 01-22-2015, 04:34 PM
Replies: 25,684
Views: 268,225
Posted By jakesmellspoo
libtard commie feminazi

libtard commie feminazi
Forum: The Pit 01-22-2015, 04:33 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 751
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i want a bunny i would name him nibbles

i want a bunny

i would name him nibbles
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