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Forum: The Pit 02-15-2014, 07:43 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,872
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
Rub vaseline on your knees

Rub vaseline on your knees
Forum: The Pit 01-03-2014, 12:31 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,063
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
Trimming your pit hairs doesnt really help. Are...

Trimming your pit hairs doesnt really help. Are you overweight? When I was fat I would sweat a lot more, now not as much. But even then I would sweat a lot but that was when I was in high school. It...
Forum: The Pit 12-27-2013, 10:50 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 696
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
why not zero or is 1 zero? if so then why?

why not zero or is 1 zero? if so then why?
Forum: The Pit 10-13-2013, 12:19 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,337
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
Oh...

Oh baby!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ab/Monty_python_foot.png
Forum: The Pit 09-10-2013, 07:10 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,218
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
None. Rootbeer tastes like carbonated toothpaste

None. Rootbeer tastes like carbonated toothpaste
Forum: The Pit 08-16-2013, 07:02 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 57,888
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
Super bland movie, and im a guy who enjoys...

Super bland movie, and im a guy who enjoys british movies. A few funny lines, and that dance scene was pretty ok but I just felt awkward watching that movie, not sure how it became such a hit.
Forum: The Pit 07-29-2013, 09:53 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,221
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
just tell them you got them from some nignog that...

just tell them you got them from some nignog that hangs out outside taco bell, he calls himself DJ, thats all you know
Forum: The Pit 07-21-2013, 06:38 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,485
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
If you have to focus that much to keep your boner...

If you have to focus that much to keep your boner then youre probably gay. Try having sex with a dude with music playing.
Forum: The Pit 07-21-2013, 06:22 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,485
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
Depends how good it is. Sometimes its nice to...

Depends how good it is. Sometimes its nice to have a dico/funk track going on.
Eddie Van Halen became a porn composer for a short time during the bands hiatus.


thats the good stuff
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2013, 04:04 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 966
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
No it doesnt. Dont connect your facebook to other...

No it doesnt. Dont connect your facebook to other things, its asking for trouble
Forum: The Pit 05-29-2013, 04:33 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,102
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
Who is blake?

Who is blake?
Forum: The Pit 05-24-2013, 03:24 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 4,010
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
20 minute jam, 10 minute drum solo followed by...

20 minute jam, 10 minute drum solo followed by drum n bass solo for another 10 minutes, guitar comes back and jam for another 20 minutes
thats an hour right there. Then talk to the crowd for like 5...
Forum: The Pit 05-13-2013, 05:51 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,459
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
meal sux anyway

meal sux anyway
Forum: The Pit 05-12-2013, 06:41 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,018
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
MC Dr. Seuss

MC Dr. Seuss
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 05-04-2013, 05:18 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 633
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
You can try an Octofuzz but thats way out of your...

You can try an Octofuzz but thats way out of your budget. The big muff is pretty awesome so go for that, you can get a good range of sound out of it, especially for the nice fuzzed out Hendrix stuff
Forum: The Pit 05-04-2013, 03:55 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 2,136
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
Once youre past a certain age, horror movies just...

Once youre past a certain age, horror movies just dont do anything for you. Or maybe at least for me they dont. According to critics and moviegoers the new Evil Dead was supposed to be scary (unlike...
Forum: The Pit 05-04-2013, 02:21 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,915
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
I cant stand Phil Collins, I like some of the...

I cant stand Phil Collins, I like some of the Genesis stuff but his solo stuff makes me want to end my life.
Forum: The Pit 05-02-2013, 05:52 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 628
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
>playing casual moe Disney games how young of...

>playing casual moe Disney games

how young of thee
Forum: The Pit 04-25-2013, 04:46 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 914
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
i thought versus threads werent allowed?

i thought versus threads werent allowed?
Forum: The Pit 04-22-2013, 06:20 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,022
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
Much like The Beatles, the whole cookie is...

Much like The Beatles, the whole cookie is greater than the sum of its parts.
Forum: The Pit 04-08-2013, 08:26 PM
Replies: 138
Poll: punk
Views: 2,562
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
Unskilled, ignorant, and annoying. Although there...

Unskilled, ignorant, and annoying. Although there are good punk bands out there, a majority are terrible
Forum: The Pit 04-07-2013, 01:07 PM
Replies: 84
Poll: Hats
Views: 1,888
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
As long as its not fedoras or fitted brims with...

As long as its not fedoras or fitted brims with the sticker still hanging off them.
I dont like this show but it makes a good point http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5ZM0-f5_CU
Forum: The Pit 03-24-2013, 02:50 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,084
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
Buy a Portuguese soccer jersey. Claim Brazil...

Buy a Portuguese soccer jersey. Claim Brazil sucks compared to the original motherland. Call them "viados"
Forum: The Pit 03-21-2013, 05:18 PM
Replies: 162
Views: 2,674
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
UG has too many ponies for my taste. Goodbye chums

UG has too many ponies for my taste. Goodbye chums
Forum: The Pit 03-11-2013, 05:41 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 1,863
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
Why do americans clap at the end of the movie? or...

Why do americans clap at the end of the movie? or when a plane lands?
dumb americlaps
Forum: The Pit 03-10-2013, 12:17 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,367
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
Someone read Cracked today

Someone read Cracked today
Forum: The Pit 03-03-2013, 03:51 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 856
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
Dildo Dunce Derpenstein Bronie

Dildo
Dunce
Derpenstein
Bronie
Forum: Metal 02-24-2013, 04:25 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 316
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
cool shit, has a good feel to it kinda sounds...

cool shit, has a good feel to it
kinda sounds like a dirtier scorpions with nwobhm vocals
Forum: The Pit 02-24-2013, 03:11 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,097
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
Samurai Pizza Cats?

Samurai Pizza Cats?
Forum: The Pit 02-19-2013, 04:01 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 1,743
Posted By BlitzkriegAir
Portuguese

Portuguese
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