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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:03 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,801
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
If they don't get sarcasm. It's all I have.

If they don't get sarcasm.

It's all I have.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:54 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,154
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
Not a problem. I'll scrape it into a jar, freeze...

Not a problem. I'll scrape it into a jar, freeze it and sell it on ebay.
Forum: The Pit 04-16-2015, 07:18 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,154
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
Hospitals freak me out. Like Hal from Malcolm in...

Hospitals freak me out. Like Hal from Malcolm in the Middle.

All the sickness and death. It's to existential.

So far I'm thinking desk clerk at a hotel, because If nobody's checking in then I can...
Forum: The Pit 04-15-2015, 07:34 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,154
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
Hmmm. Maybe I'll check out some theatres. I...

Hmmm. Maybe I'll check out some theatres.

I want a job where I could read or write in the down time. Or do homework if decide to take some classes.
Forum: The Pit 04-15-2015, 05:13 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,154
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
I thought about that, but I'm like 5-9 and 109...

I thought about that, but I'm like 5-9 and 109 pounds. Not the best build for that



Perhaps I should clarify. When I have the job I'll do it to the best of my ability. I just want really chill easy...
Forum: The Pit 04-15-2015, 03:56 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,154
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
I don't want to work, so what job should I get?

What's the best part time job to have if you don't want to do stuff?

Maybe one of you guys had a job where you could laze around. If so, I want that job.

I was thinking I could be the guy that...
Forum: The Pit 04-14-2015, 12:36 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 1,730
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
Beeeee oooop weeee eeeeee deee duuuuuuuuu sdpoing...

Beeeee oooop weeee eeeeee deee duuuuuuuuu sdpoing a doind zzzzzkzkzzkzk weeeeep

Fourty minutes later

"Charlie. Chaaarrrlie. It's a leoploradon Charlie"
Forum: Musician Talk 04-12-2015, 03:46 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 749
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
It's actually like this Image>everything...

It's actually like this

Image>everything else

It's all about dat hair man
Forum: The Pit 04-11-2015, 04:40 PM
Replies: 542
Views: 7,462
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
It seems like KTGBC is the particular flavor of...

It seems like KTGBC is the particular flavor of evolution denier that I described.

How apropos.
Forum: The Pit 04-11-2015, 04:15 PM
Replies: 542
Views: 7,462
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
All this stuff about wolves evolving into dogs,...

All this stuff about wolves evolving into dogs, lizards developing new traits etc. is not a problem for some people that deny evolution. There's a pretty common variant that accepts natural selection...
Forum: The Pit 04-10-2015, 07:01 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 2,731
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
I've never really got peoples' disenfranchisement...

I've never really got peoples' disenfranchisement with the civil rights/antiwar movment etc.

Many parts of the hippie/youth movement were stupid, but they did manage to make some pretty positive...
Forum: The Pit 04-09-2015, 10:22 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,487
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
I was terrified of the hot water heater on the...

I was terrified of the hot water heater on the laundry room. I knew that it was pure evil and desired to cause me harm.

I also had something similar with the garage. The door to the garage had one...
Forum: The Pit 04-09-2015, 08:18 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 449
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
It's starting to become unconscious. I'm...

It's starting to become unconscious. I'm terrified I'll do it when other people are around and they'll think I'm an idiot/want to kiss them.
Forum: The Pit 04-09-2015, 06:37 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 449
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
Nothing. But my mustache smells like garlic from...

Nothing.

But my mustache smells like garlic from the grilled cheese I had for lunch.

I keep puckering and smelling it.
Forum: The Pit 04-09-2015, 06:32 PM
Replies: 1,461
Views: 22,350
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
I dunno man. Splatoon is looking pretty cool....

I dunno man. Splatoon is looking pretty cool.

But yeah. Right now all I have is SSB and Mario Kart :shrug:
Forum: The Pit 04-07-2015, 03:13 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 981
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
If I couldn't tell what men were hot vs not, then...

If I couldn't tell what men were hot vs not, then how could I tell how much of a sexy mother****er I am. :confused:
Forum: The Pit 04-06-2015, 10:47 PM
Replies: 1,461
Views: 22,350
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
I voted for a Metroid. I always thought that...

I voted for a Metroid. I always thought that would be a cool char because it would float. Super Metroid for final smash. Neutral B could be a mix between Wario's bite and Nosferatu. Some Phazon...
Forum: The Pit 04-06-2015, 07:36 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,487
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
I still pick up cards with two fingers like they...

I still pick up cards with two fingers like they did in Yu Gi Oh. My family/anyone that notices makes fun of me for it. I can't stop.
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2015, 07:59 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,487
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
:haha: More stuff: I was drinking milk when I...

:haha:



More stuff: I was drinking milk when I was like 3 and there was a hair in it. I freaked out because I thought it was a daddy long legs leg. I stopped drinking milk because of this. Now I...
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2015, 03:24 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,487
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
I kinda thought this too. I felt bad for the toys...

I kinda thought this too. I felt bad for the toys that didn't get used and tried to rotate them out a bit.


More: I thought that the prickly feeling you get when you're scared was spider sense and...
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2015, 01:05 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,487
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
Things you KNEW as a child

I'll start us off.

Under every surface of the garage is a spider waiting to attack.

The hot water heater in the laundry room is evil and wants to kill you.

As long as the only thing out of the...
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2015, 12:54 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 774
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
Lol. That's about what happened to me. My default...

Lol. That's about what happened to me. My default face is basically disinterested/annoyed. It's the male version of resting bitch face. I'll be sitting around the house and my family will ask if I'm...
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2015, 12:42 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 433
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
I thought you were British or something. Harvey...

I thought you were British or something. Harvey Swick sounds Brittish to me. :shrug:

I will be your writing buddy at no cost to you. I guess I could be your UG buddy as well, but I don't think I'm...
Forum: The Pit 04-02-2015, 07:55 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 847
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
Well, I am clearly not qualified to be a judge...

Well, I am clearly not qualified to be a judge because I can't read.

I will write. No reading involved.
Forum: The Pit 04-02-2015, 07:48 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 774
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
People have said I look smart. I think they...

People have said I look smart.

I think they think if you're not constantly talking that means you're smart.

The important thing is to look vaguely disinterested with what's going on.
Forum: The Pit 04-02-2015, 07:35 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 847
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
Oh. Both I suppose.

Oh.

Both I suppose.
Forum: The Pit 04-02-2015, 12:04 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 847
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
I'm in. It'll be interesting to see what...

I'm in.

It'll be interesting to see what everybody writes about without a theme.
Forum: Musician Talk 04-01-2015, 12:17 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 178
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
I wouldn't go if someone paid me.

I wouldn't go if someone paid me.
Forum: Musician Talk 04-01-2015, 12:15 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 452
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
Holy shit. The avatars :haha:

Holy shit. The avatars :haha:
Forum: The Pit 03-30-2015, 07:41 PM
Replies: 351
Views: 5,159
Posted By Duaneclapdrix
I think you mean only people have rights....

I think you mean only people have rights. Businesses are people.

If you're not a business then I don't know.
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