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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:59 PM
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Posted By Zaphikh
lol.

lol.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:40 PM
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Posted By Zaphikh
lol.

lol.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:17 PM
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Views: 1,217
Posted By Zaphikh
"Isn't" is quite a statement. They may...

"Isn't" is quite a statement. They may or may not inspire, I can't make that call. True, having a PhD doesn't make you smart, but it does mean you've been exposed to quite a bit of information (to...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:43 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 934
Posted By Zaphikh
I would say I'm sorry, but I can't be dishonest...

I would say I'm sorry, but I can't be dishonest with you either. That you have to experience these things is both a blessing and a nightmare. I grew up in very similar predicaments until I left on my...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:35 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 934
Posted By Zaphikh
I was thinking the exact same thing....

I was thinking the exact same thing. :haha:

Although, I don't disagree with the sentiment either.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:28 PM
Replies: 162
Views: 2,414
Posted By Zaphikh
Is it physically possible to pass something...

Is it physically possible to pass something larger than your body? Sounds like certain death to me.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:21 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 1,217
Posted By Zaphikh
Because children are more impressionable than...

Because children are more impressionable than jaded adults. I think he's doing the wisest thing possible: educating the youth. Why on Earth would anyone be bothered that an expert decides to spend...
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2015, 09:59 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 578
Posted By Zaphikh
http://i.imgur.com/rV8R5lS.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/rV8R5lS.jpg
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2015, 09:50 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 578
Posted By Zaphikh
http://s8.postimg.org/azdbpa5bp/rim.jpg

http://s8.postimg.org/azdbpa5bp/rim.jpg
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2015, 09:44 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 578
Posted By Zaphikh
All necessary for the big bang. ...

All necessary for the big bang. :dance:


Huehuehue.
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2015, 09:36 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 578
Posted By Zaphikh
The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest...

The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20...
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2015, 09:30 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 578
Posted By Zaphikh
*cue self-fulfilling prophesies*

*cue self-fulfilling prophesies*
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2015, 09:27 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 578
Posted By Zaphikh
Look, all I'm trying to say is that in the...

Look, all I'm trying to say is that in the beginning, there was a formless chaotic void. Eventually Jesus comes around to reveal himself (I'm not the Messiah tho; just a naughty, naughty, boy). He...
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2015, 09:22 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 578
Posted By Zaphikh
Well... nobody is laughing. I'm dying out there....

Well... nobody is laughing.

I'm dying out there. They refuse to listen. It's okay, I aint even mad tho.

And here they come to berate me. To crucify me.

Dying for all of your sins.

Blessed be.
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2015, 09:10 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 578
Posted By Zaphikh
Ya. :y:

Ya. :y:
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2015, 08:54 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 578
Posted By Zaphikh
The joke is lost to everybody but me. This is by...

The joke is lost to everybody but me. This is by virtue of myself. Me = one brain-system in an infinite set of permutations of brain-systems.

Me = 1/(inf.)

This is tantamount to 0 (zero). If I am...
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2015, 07:58 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 578
Posted By Zaphikh
That's rich. :haha: Zapp Brannigan: April...

That's rich. :haha:

Zapp Brannigan: April thirteenth... point two. We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And, in the end, is that not what man has...
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2015, 07:40 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 578
Posted By Zaphikh
That's true. I don't care where you've come from,...

That's true. I don't care where you've come from, or where you're going, I just want to know your name and game.
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2015, 07:17 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 578
Posted By Zaphikh
What I'm looking for is something much simpler....

What I'm looking for is something much simpler. Just words. I have no name for such a law that carries that rule, or the name of such a rule either.

Along the lines of...


"Within the Law of...
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2015, 06:43 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 578
Posted By Zaphikh
That seems like a series of mileposts if you ask...

That seems like a series of mileposts if you ask me. At one end, complete enforcement of the law, and at the other end complete absence of any knowledge/inspiration of the law being enforced.
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2015, 06:36 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 578
Posted By Zaphikh
Rule of Law

What rule of law only declares how to declare its own very being?
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2015, 12:51 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,484
Posted By Zaphikh
What? :haha: That is not alcoholism. I've never...

What? :haha: That is not alcoholism.


I've never performed with a group live, but one or two beers during the set would seem ideal.
Forum: The Pit 01-25-2015, 10:23 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,155
Posted By Zaphikh
I hold zero authority over other folks'...

I hold zero authority over other folks' choices.

Y'know what, if you're so inclined to sterilize the children of other people, I'll let you go and do that yourself. Go ahead and try to intervene...
Forum: The Pit 01-25-2015, 10:12 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,155
Posted By Zaphikh
Excuse me?

Excuse me?
Forum: The Pit 01-25-2015, 10:09 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,155
Posted By Zaphikh
Hell no. Nothing to discuss.

Hell no. Nothing to discuss.
Forum: The Pit 01-25-2015, 09:51 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 1,968
Posted By Zaphikh
Meh... you aren't the focal point of this forum....

Meh... you aren't the focal point of this forum. You have a user profile for that very reason. There's no need to prove yourself over and over again. Axel already exists.
Forum: The Pit 01-25-2015, 05:40 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 1,968
Posted By Zaphikh
*nudge* smokes, let's go.

*nudge*

smokes, let's go.
Forum: The Pit 01-25-2015, 05:21 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 1,968
Posted By Zaphikh
Compared to 99% of the world, yes, you are. Rich...

Compared to 99% of the world, yes, you are. Rich in the most obscene sense imaginable. Don't think otherwise, that's just stupid.
Forum: The Pit 01-25-2015, 05:16 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 1,968
Posted By Zaphikh
And I think your excessive emotions cloud your...

And I think your excessive emotions cloud your long-term vision/reasoning.






See TS, it isn't you who's fair game here. Everyone is.
Forum: The Pit 01-25-2015, 05:12 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 1,968
Posted By Zaphikh
Groucho was a brilliant dude. Show respect.

Groucho was a brilliant dude. Show respect.
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