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Forum: The Pit 09-10-2014, 08:07 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,204
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Badass. That was a sam level humble brag.

Badass.

That was a sam level humble brag.
Forum: Community Archives 09-10-2014, 08:02 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 4,750
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Hell nah. ****k yalll

Hell nah. ****k yalll
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2014, 10:34 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 493
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
I know a chinese person that ate a cat.

I know a chinese person that ate a cat.
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2014, 10:32 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 493
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Nice chuckles. Ride the train.

Nice chuckles. Ride the train.
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2014, 10:31 PM
Replies: 11,036
Views: 108,375
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
CHATTTTT 777777777777777 oh am i late?

CHATTTTT 777777777777777


oh am i late?
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2014, 10:28 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 285
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
****ing christ.

****ing christ.
Forum: The Pit 08-19-2014, 10:45 PM
Replies: 39,997
Views: 348,842
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
I'd ****, maybe....

I'd ****, maybe....
Forum: The Pit 08-19-2014, 10:43 PM
Replies: 20,020
Views: 284,969
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
The video wasn't that funny... made me sad.

The video wasn't that funny...

made me sad.
Forum: The Pit 08-19-2014, 10:40 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 581
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
...

http://treasure.diylol.com/uploads/post/image/532939/resized_dwight-schrute-meme-generator-i-hope-your-birthday-wishes-come-true-false-wishes-aren-t-possible-5473f8.jpg
Forum: The Pit 08-18-2014, 11:06 PM
Replies: 39,997
Views: 348,842
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Send some my way.

Send some my way.
Forum: The Pit 08-18-2014, 11:05 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,631
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
****ing ******s

****ing ******s
Forum: The Pit 08-04-2014, 03:29 PM
Replies: 39,997
Views: 348,842
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Were they designed for 15 mile hikes? I have...

Were they designed for 15 mile hikes?

I have some of those.
Forum: The Pit 07-14-2014, 10:23 PM
Replies: 39,997
Views: 348,842
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
It is if you are in land of underage dirnkers...

It is if you are in land of underage dirnkers merica.
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2014, 12:19 AM
Replies: 39,997
Views: 348,842
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Blow real hard til you get lightheaded.

Blow real hard til you get lightheaded.
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2014, 12:17 AM
Replies: 39,997
Views: 348,842
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/obKLdou0LH0/0.jpg

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/obKLdou0LH0/0.jpg
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2014, 12:14 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 999
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
It puts the lotion in the basket.

It puts the lotion in the basket.
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2014, 12:11 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 1,587
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Wait wait wait Jay. What the **** does green mean?

Wait wait wait Jay. What the **** does green mean?
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2014, 12:09 AM
Replies: 39,997
Views: 348,842
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Dread is defs in vietnam. Damn, shit is gonna go...

Dread is defs in vietnam. Damn, shit is gonna go down, as sure as crazySam giving his real fiance the business.
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2014, 12:05 AM
Replies: 8,785
Views: 95,158
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
I don't even understand half of that. OG hax 4...

I don't even understand half of that.

OG hax 4 lyfe
Forum: The Pit 07-02-2014, 05:40 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,455
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Honestly, from what I have seen of guitar center...

Honestly, from what I have seen of guitar center employees you should just let them stroke their own ego in the interview and they will probs hire you.
Forum: The Pit 07-01-2014, 10:37 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 2,361
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Axel, you lament about how hot the suit gets like...

Axel, you lament about how hot the suit gets like that somehow justifies the fact that you are wanking in a squirrel suit.
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2014, 07:52 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 858
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Snazz, you are just jealous because dat nig makes...

Snazz, you are just jealous because dat nig makes music and you dont.
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2014, 07:50 PM
Replies: 39,997
Views: 348,842
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Right? Exactly what I was going for.

Right?

Exactly what I was going for.
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2014, 07:41 PM
Replies: 39,997
Views: 348,842
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Yall coons scared him with all the racist lingo.

Yall coons scared him with all the racist lingo.
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2014, 07:40 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 858
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Do Not Listen To Him. He Is Clearly Robot.

Do Not Listen To Him. He Is Clearly Robot.
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2014, 07:32 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,664
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Look out TS. I have a massive no-touching fetish...

Look out TS. I have a massive no-touching fetish that stems back to my days in toy stores. I want to touch you so hard right now.
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2014, 07:27 PM
Replies: 39,997
Views: 348,842
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
What's the good word, nigs?

What's the good word, nigs?
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2014, 11:15 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,189
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
What if I bought it myself though?

What if I bought it myself though?
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2014, 11:12 PM
Replies: 39,997
Views: 348,842
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
I am getting VERY good at photoshop guys. Just...

I am getting VERY good at photoshop guys. Just goes to show that you should always chase your dream.


http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/profile_mojo_data/1/0/6/2/1062438/pics/_c1268080_image_0.jpg
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2014, 10:54 PM
Replies: 39,997
Views: 348,842
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
****. I just got #judged

****. I just got


#judged
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