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Forum: The Pit 07-17-2015, 05:05 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 358
Posted By HardAttack
I throw all of the pieces up in the air at once...

I throw all of the pieces up in the air at once and hope that they land in the correct order. If they don't, I put them back in the box and try again the next day.
Forum: The Pit 06-25-2015, 03:08 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 780
Posted By HardAttack
Just tell the OP 'yes' so he won't post again.

Just tell the OP 'yes' so he won't post again.
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2015, 01:18 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 2,814
Posted By HardAttack
70 miles away isn't exactly that far off. I...

70 miles away isn't exactly that far off. I believe ISIS can capture the capital.

This conflict can end one of a few ways. We attempt to "bomb them into submission" with high explosives and...
Forum: The Pit 04-30-2015, 10:49 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 664
Posted By HardAttack
Some dude tried to panhandle money from me after...

Some dude tried to panhandle money from me after I bought a $2 iced tea from a convenience store. He was pacing back and forth outside smoking a cigarette before and after I arrived at the store. He...
Forum: The Pit 03-03-2015, 03:42 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 3,166
Posted By HardAttack
Go. To. College. That is the only way out of a...

Go. To. College. That is the only way out of a grocery store job other than being homeless or winning the lottery. Maybe you can learn to be like Mick Dodge and live off of wild edibles and make...
Forum: The Pit 03-03-2015, 03:03 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 3,166
Posted By HardAttack
Go to college. Also, try taking a psychology...

Go to college.

Also, try taking a psychology course while you're there. Although people do suck, that course might help you understand why and help you be a little bit less upset about it.
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 01:30 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 2,772
Posted By HardAttack
Angry If I weren't so lazy I'd come over there and kick...

If I weren't so lazy I'd come over there and kick your ass for saying that to everyone. :mad:
Forum: The Pit 02-24-2015, 06:08 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,864
Posted By HardAttack
Is that what you kids call it these days? Never...

Is that what you kids call it these days? Never in public. D:
Forum: The Pit 02-16-2015, 02:15 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,226
Posted By HardAttack
Mexico has an air force?

Mexico has an air force?
Forum: The Pit 02-10-2015, 06:06 PM
Replies: 133
Views: 3,612
Posted By HardAttack
I'll log in just to show you #11.

I'll log in just to show you #11.
Forum: The Pit 01-25-2015, 01:33 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 973
Posted By HardAttack
Pretty much this. ^ The U.S. can't keep Ebola...

Pretty much this. ^

The U.S. can't keep Ebola out of its borders due to flights and boats making their way here from other countries with people on board who either lie their way in to get medical...
Forum: The Pit 01-18-2015, 05:25 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,773
Posted By HardAttack
Out of all the dark comments I've seen on this,...

Out of all the dark comments I've seen on this, I'm surprised nobody posted this song yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5eFk5x0o44

Anyway, yeah, she needs to stay in jail for life. Or face death...
Forum: The Pit 01-05-2015, 02:38 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 540
Posted By HardAttack
That's the correct response. They're also the...

That's the correct response. They're also the reason every 2nd street in Massachusetts is named 'Proctor Street' or 'Howe Street'. **** your ancestors for confusing my GPS. Also for all the wrongful...
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2014, 03:20 AM
Replies: 146
Views: 3,177
Posted By HardAttack
Nah, we already gave that award to him in 1938,...

Nah, we already gave that award to him in 1938, he doesn't need it a second time, especially since he's dead. Plus all the Jew killing and war stuff.



That is the funniest thing I've seen all day,...
Forum: The Pit 12-08-2014, 02:32 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,927
Posted By HardAttack
Finding something interesting doesn't glorify it....

Finding something interesting doesn't glorify it. If nobody took an interest in our history, we wouldn't learn from it and alter how we behave in the future. Wars teach us a lot, although it's...
Forum: The Pit 10-31-2014, 12:03 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,220
Posted By HardAttack
Surprised nobody posted this. Great song and a...

Surprised nobody posted this. Great song and a great band, actually.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIeZo9RD53Q
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 04:02 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,658
Posted By HardAttack
You could always think of of a Billy Mays YTP to...

You could always think of of a Billy Mays YTP to sell you the pen, god rest his soul.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROn5o91t0ck

He explains he can sell anything and everything. And I believe him.
Forum: The Pit 10-11-2014, 12:40 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,120
Posted By HardAttack
...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyModBzd19I&feature=youtu.be&t=1m20s

Just play him the solo at 1:20 and don't say anything. He'll be impressed his daughter can melt faces on guitar.

Here's the...
Forum: The Pit 09-12-2014, 01:32 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 704
Posted By HardAttack
That's like the millionth metal/hardcore parody...

That's like the millionth metal/hardcore parody of that song I've seen...

but it's also the best one.

Anyway, here are others for people who liked the first...
Forum: The Pit 08-26-2014, 08:36 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,566
Posted By HardAttack
I never really liked the sound of any B.C. Rich...

I never really liked the sound of any B.C. Rich guitars, I felt they were all for show. For me it'd be PRS, Gibson/Epiphone, ESP/LTD, Schecter, Ibanez for electric brands. There's nothing wrong with...
Forum: The Pit 08-26-2014, 05:24 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,566
Posted By HardAttack
I played an older Custom 24 that belonged to a...

I played an older Custom 24 that belonged to a relative. Good feel in my hands, great sound even through both solid state and tube amps. I would love to have the PRS SE Mikael Akerfeldt custom...
Forum: The Pit 08-26-2014, 04:15 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,566
Posted By HardAttack
My first guitar was an Epiphone Les Paul Special...

My first guitar was an Epiphone Les Paul Special II. It was about $300 new. It got the job done for rock and metal (my favorite genres) and I eventually moved up to a Schecter Diamond Series that...
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2014, 10:31 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 757
Posted By HardAttack
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http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3010/2529302228_d4e2f4b720.jpg

No monthly contract.
Forum: The Pit 08-14-2014, 04:35 AM
Replies: 2,687
Views: 48,467
Posted By HardAttack
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bu7vyVRCIAALE5t.png...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bu7vyVRCIAALE5t.png

Let me talk about this image first:

About 70% of the population of that city is black according to its own Wikipedia article, so those percentages...
Forum: The Pit 07-22-2014, 11:35 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 2,781
Posted By HardAttack
Tim N. - Massachusetts

Tim N. - Massachusetts
Forum: The Pit 07-20-2014, 11:25 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 2,273
Posted By HardAttack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syeudNRWsUQ Also,...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syeudNRWsUQ

Also, hi 2006'er. :hug:
Forum: The Pit 07-09-2014, 11:18 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,306
Posted By HardAttack
There's nothing wrong with taking a break. I've...

There's nothing wrong with taking a break. I've gone for months without touching one of my guitars. It seems odd considering I paid a lot of money for two of them, but sometimes I just need a rest....
Forum: The Pit 07-03-2014, 11:27 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 416
Posted By HardAttack
When in doubt,...

When in doubt, hammer.

https://www.dlsweb.rmit.edu.au/toolbox/electrotech/toolbox1204/resources/03workshop/05hand_tools/images/mash_hammer.jpg

If it still isn't fixed, get a bigger hammer. If that...
Forum: The Pit 07-03-2014, 11:20 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 2,352
Posted By HardAttack
Insert obligatory hitchhiker killer joke...

Insert obligatory hitchhiker killer joke [here].






All joking aside, you most likely did the right thing. She could have posed a danger to you via robbing you, solicitation of "services", or you...
Forum: The Pit 07-03-2014, 11:11 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 768
Posted By HardAttack
That's awesome. How have I not seen that video...

That's awesome. How have I not seen that video before?

The rooster can probably replace some vocalists of bands that broke apart. Maybe sub him in for Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying? Change the band...
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