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Forum: Metal 04-13-2014, 03:56 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 171
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Forsooth, ye shop "Second Spin" upon...

Forsooth, ye shop "Second Spin" upon Ventura's boulevard may be worthy of a visit.

Yet, ye premiere merchant 'tis many miles southward in Hollywood: Amoeba Records. A most fine selection of Metals...
Forum: Metal 03-26-2014, 05:31 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,058
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Alas, Lord Roth invoke'th grand shred'dery in...

Alas, Lord Roth invoke'th grand shred'dery in "Sails o Charon" before a single lyric tis uttered!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jCd9vg3BDw



or, if thine yearn for a heavier rendition, then...
Forum: The Pit 01-12-2014, 12:39 PM
Replies: 5,616
Views: 616,874
Posted By Ye Black Knight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWYzZH5sjMk This...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWYzZH5sjMk

This post now concludeth!
Forum: The Pit 10-11-2013, 04:54 AM
Replies: 5,616
Views: 616,874
Posted By Ye Black Knight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoOSCPF5_Yk This...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoOSCPF5_Yk


This post now concludeth!
Forum: Metal 05-20-2013, 05:30 AM
Replies: 13,122
Views: 170,787
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Alas, a mournful ode, dear Helloween4Ever! This...

Alas, a mournful ode, dear Helloween4Ever! This knight's mind did conjure'th visions of warriors, sickened from battle, theire swords stained crimson from ye bloode of ye vanquishedtheire wounds...
Forum: The Pit 03-27-2013, 06:46 AM
Replies: 5,616
Views: 616,874
Posted By Ye Black Knight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyERM2UBjHg This...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyERM2UBjHg

This post now concludeth!
Forum: The Pit 02-01-2013, 09:41 PM
Replies: 280
Views: 5,068
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Lo, for this knight doth wonder if mine steady...

Lo, for this knight doth wonder if mine steady diet of pornographies hath stoked ye fires of mine erotic fantasies to a most uncontrollable blaze!

A fortnight ago this knight did send for an Italian...
Forum: Community Archives 01-06-2013, 12:45 AM
Replies: 40,066
Views: 500,461
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Forsooth, this knight hath just view'd ye classic...

Forsooth, this knight hath just view'd ye classic tale "Sssssss" (from MCMLXXIII) with master thespians Dirk Benedict and Storther Martin.

This be a Frankenstein'ian tale of a man of science who...
Forum: The Pit 12-13-2012, 07:57 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 878
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Alas, for in feats of skill and dexterity, tis...

Alas, for in feats of skill and dexterity, tis imperative that ye judge if such feats enjoy a state of pleasure and relaxation. Acheive'th this state thusly:

I. Bring'eth thee beverages to share...
Forum: 80s Rock, Shred & Progressive 11-14-2012, 09:18 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,184
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Aye, Lord Malmsteen doth grace us with his...

Aye, Lord Malmsteen doth grace us with his refined and eloquent shredding!

For his shredded notes cascade'th over ye rhythms in his odes, just as ye shredded cheese cascade'th upon chips-o-tortilla...
Forum: The Pit 10-30-2012, 03:32 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,518
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Lo, for ever since he saw this stone vagyna, Ye...

Lo, for ever since he saw this stone vagyna, Ye Thing from Fantastic Foursome hath been locked in ye bathroom!

This post now concludeth!
Forum: The Pit 10-30-2012, 03:24 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,518
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Alas, if this depiction of her Mons of Venus 'tis...

Alas, if this depiction of her Mons of Venus 'tis accurate, then her vagyna was cold, hard and without moistness!

This post now concludeth!
Forum: Electric Guitar 10-22-2012, 01:01 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 592
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Verily, for odes from this era were dusted in...

Verily, for odes from this era were dusted in costly exotic powders, exported from ye South Americas, and applied through ye proboscis!

For their powers doth enable one a stout confidence and...
Forum: The Pit 10-16-2012, 03:25 PM
Replies: 13,050
Views: 496,681
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Mayhaps if thee allowed thine fantasies to run...

Mayhaps if thee allowed thine fantasies to run wild within thine mind's eye, then thee shall maintain'eth a stiffening of thine "trouser-hammer" during blowjob'ery!

For instance, if thee indulge'th...
Forum: Promote YOUR Band 10-10-2012, 10:57 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 271
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Warriors and Wenches of these Ultimate Guitar...

Warriors and Wenches of these Ultimate Guitar Messageboards! This knight does thank'eth thee for your many Personal Messages in response to watching this, mine IVth cinematic tale!

Ye most common...
Forum: The Pit 10-09-2012, 01:28 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 916
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Alas, dear EVHtremontiSRV... Art thee too...

Alas, dear EVHtremontiSRV...

Art thee too elderly to partake in flagons of frothy ale with thine brothers, and bellow ye most favored odes in raucous harmony?

Art thee too elderly to enjoy buxom...
Forum: Musician Talk 09-19-2012, 01:17 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,287
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Goodman Hail, although this knight 'tis flattered...

Goodman Hail, although this knight 'tis flattered thou art in ye belief that mine powers include that of banishment, I cannot ban any Ultimate Guitar'ians, much less Jesus!

Furthermore, why woulde...
Forum: Musician Talk 09-18-2012, 08:15 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,287
Posted By Ye Black Knight
What should thine focus be, o aspiring minstrel?...

What should thine focus be, o aspiring minstrel?
METAL OF COURSE!!!

Let thine practice be steadfast, under ye moon's pale glow, until ye dark cloak of night 'tis furled back to reveal dawn's first...
Forum: Promote YOUR Band 09-13-2012, 05:51 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 271
Posted By Ye Black Knight
HVY MTL SPRSTR Episode IV Now On Youtube!

Ultimate Guitar Message-board'ians! View'eth thee this new tale of your most humble knight!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyERM2UBjHg

This post now concludeth!
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2012, 04:55 PM
Replies: 971
Views: 58,455
Posted By Ye Black Knight
May this knight's tale serve as a harbinger of...

May this knight's tale serve as a harbinger of caution to all of thee!

Several fortnights ago, a lonely wench I did perchance to meet who made her intentions clear that she wished to be deflower'd...
Forum: Metal 08-13-2012, 02:52 AM
Replies: 1,527
Views: 29,725
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Aye! For theirs are the odes that could split...

Aye! For theirs are the odes that could split clouds into rubble and tame ye lightning!

HAIL DOZER!

This post now concludeth!
Forum: Classic Rock 07-17-2012, 09:12 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 395
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Raise thine flagons aloft, fellow warriors of...

Raise thine flagons aloft, fellow warriors of Rock; for upon this day a brother hath been claimed by ye jealous Gods who could wait for him no longer!

HAILS SIR LORD!
THINE FLESH MAY HAVE CEASED,...
Forum: Metal 07-09-2012, 08:29 PM
Replies: 24,543
Views: 387,207
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Verily, for like finely tempered steel, Lord...

Verily, for like finely tempered steel, Lord Bellsworth's Metal hath been finely crafted in a way that only experience may allow'eth!

His minstrels Overkill continue to forge'th odes of such force...
Forum: Modern Rock 07-01-2012, 03:32 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 430
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Lo, for most certainly Steel Panther sing'eth...

Lo, for most certainly Steel Panther sing'eth praises of fornications with wenches of ill-repute. If this be'ith something thou art "socially conscous" of (and this knight is, let me assure thee!),...
Forum: Community Archives 06-29-2012, 07:12 PM
Replies: 40,066
Views: 500,461
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Lo, for this knight did veiw'eth ye timeless...

Lo, for this knight did veiw'eth ye timeless "Excalibur" once more, and a true masterwork it be!

In truth, if this knight 'twas in King Arthur's boots, and founde myself ye object of Lady Morgana's...
Forum: Metal 06-21-2012, 05:23 PM
Replies: 13,122
Views: 170,787
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Lo, for loud and chaotic be'ith this ode, yet...

Lo, for loud and chaotic be'ith this ode, yet with a most deliberate and bouncing rhythm: as if a machine that hath burst free of it's foundations and run'neth amok!

Kreator - Death to ye...
Forum: Electric Guitar 06-17-2012, 03:31 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 441
Posted By Ye Black Knight
May this this knight proffer a recommendation...

May this this knight proffer a recommendation upon thine fresh facade thee wish to impart'eth to this string'eth-six-banshee:

Upon ye frontage of this axe paint'eth a depiction of a wench's loins in...
Forum: Promote YOUR Band 06-01-2012, 01:53 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 249
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Alas, this knight send'eth hails to all of thee...

Alas, this knight send'eth hails to all of thee fine Ultimate Guitar Warriors and Wenches whom hath view'e'thd this saga!

Many of thee whom hath watch'th'ed this episode hath inquired about it's...
Forum: Promote YOUR Band 05-24-2012, 10:01 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 249
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Watch Ye New Episode Of Heavy Metal Superstar !

BEHOLD! This third episode hath:
Three times ye wimsy!
Three times ye excitements!
And
THREE TIMES YE METAL ! ! !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg7R5opset8


This post now concludeth!
Forum: Electric Guitar 04-24-2012, 10:04 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,160
Posted By Ye Black Knight
Aye! For ye Explorer be'ith weilded by numerous...

Aye! For ye Explorer be'ith weilded by numerous Metal virtuosos in addition to goodman Hetfeild!

Lord William Kelliher of Mastodon!
Lord Matthias Jabs of Ye Scorpions!
Lord JB of Grand Magus!
Both...
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