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Forum: The Pit Today, 05:40 AM
Replies: 10,347
Views: 101,507
Posted By Nelshizzle
use scissors to trim the pubic hair parts so it...

use scissors to trim the pubic hair parts so it has a symmetry to it, then use a vacuum cleaner to suck out any pubic hairs that might still be in your neatly trimmed beard.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:15 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,198
Posted By Nelshizzle
9. You're almost the coolest guy around! im...

9. You're almost the coolest guy around!

im actually flattered.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:12 PM
Replies: 10,347
Views: 101,507
Posted By Nelshizzle
I ate D once.

I ate D once.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:12 PM
Replies: 4,885
Views: 63,495
Posted By Nelshizzle
:haha

:haha
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:48 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,668
Posted By Nelshizzle
For me to know you to find out etc etc.

For me to know you to find out etc etc.
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 05:24 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,668
Posted By Nelshizzle
I've done a full 24 hour period. When I finished...

I've done a full 24 hour period. When I finished I grew a beard had stains all over my shirt, I found out I became an owl (the bird) and I flew into the darkness searching for small rabbits and rats...
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 05:11 PM
Replies: 10,347
Views: 101,507
Posted By Nelshizzle
So I ate too many bite sized snickers last night...

So I ate too many bite sized snickers last night and im paying for it today. fml
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 05:47 AM
Replies: 10,347
Views: 101,507
Posted By Nelshizzle
lol i remember waaaaay back i left my L outside...

lol i remember waaaaay back i left my L outside overnight and when i went to smoke it the day after there were ants in it and a fire ant bit my lip.

the good old days.
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 05:37 AM
Replies: 10,347
Views: 101,507
Posted By Nelshizzle
I should probably get new batteries for mine...

I should probably get new batteries for mine...
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 05:22 AM
Replies: 10,347
Views: 101,507
Posted By Nelshizzle
That has to be bad man. You're constantly blowing...

That has to be bad man. You're constantly blowing fuses. Get a fire alarm. :0
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 05:20 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 505
Posted By Nelshizzle
like I was pissed off that toys r us was selling...

like I was pissed off that toys r us was selling breaking bad toys and kids play at toys r us what happens when one of the kids buys walter and becomes white power.

i dont think its cool and i think...
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 05:09 AM
Replies: 10,347
Views: 101,507
Posted By Nelshizzle
The ghosts dont know that, let em have their...

The ghosts dont know that, let em have their fun.

#sppoktyie
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 05:00 AM
Replies: 10,347
Views: 101,507
Posted By Nelshizzle
The wind keeps blowing into my doggy door im...

The wind keeps blowing into my doggy door im scared.
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 04:41 AM
Replies: 10,347
Views: 101,507
Posted By Nelshizzle
part yeah my bad.

part yeah my bad.
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 04:37 AM
Replies: 10,347
Views: 101,507
Posted By Nelshizzle
dat moment when you're scared of shit after...

dat moment when you're scared of shit after reading scary shit.

I was reading that story right before I left work and I had to stop reading at the 3rd story. The suspense was shit, got home. Then...
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 04:06 AM
Replies: 10,347
Views: 101,507
Posted By Nelshizzle
So I finished reading that story. Those pictures...

So I finished reading that story. Those pictures man... The brilliance it takes to make that is amazing. 5/5 would not read again
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 03:26 AM
Replies: 10,347
Views: 101,507
Posted By Nelshizzle
im reading this now. fucck you.

im reading this now.

fucck you.
Forum: The Pit 10-17-2014, 10:27 PM
Replies: 10,347
Views: 101,507
Posted By Nelshizzle
*tips fedora furiously*

*tips fedora furiously*
Forum: The Pit 10-17-2014, 10:26 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 505
Posted By Nelshizzle
...

http://mentalfloss.com/sites/default/legacy/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dude.jpg
Forum: The Pit 10-17-2014, 09:54 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 505
Posted By Nelshizzle
u*(wot/m8)

u*(wot/m8)
Forum: The Pit 10-17-2014, 09:28 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 505
Posted By Nelshizzle
Everyone has an opinion.

Even you assholes.

Is that how the quote is said? I forget.

<3
Forum: The Pit 10-17-2014, 08:52 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,290
Posted By Nelshizzle
The nightmares return. ;_;

The nightmares return. ;_;
Forum: The Pit 10-17-2014, 08:48 PM
Replies: 4,885
Views: 63,495
Posted By Nelshizzle
What's funny about my accidental guard breaks is...

What's funny about my accidental guard breaks is I always manage to catch them with it lol.
Forum: The Pit 10-17-2014, 04:15 PM
Replies: 4,885
Views: 63,495
Posted By Nelshizzle
The sitting animation is so dumb. The model just...

The sitting animation is so dumb. The model just sits there waiting to be stabbed like a shit. Also, does anyone else do guard break attacks purely by accident? Every time I push forward and light...
Forum: The Pit 10-17-2014, 04:09 PM
Replies: 4,080
Views: 59,973
Posted By Nelshizzle
Its just so lame how they don't talk. Zip nada,...

Its just so lame how they don't talk. Zip nada, they keep everything hush hush like its a nuclear bomb. Its unattractive to me. I like my game developers to shed light on rumors and ideas instead of...
Forum: The Pit 10-17-2014, 07:17 AM
Replies: 4,080
Views: 59,973
Posted By Nelshizzle
Im switching to a ps4, didn't like R*'s pr,...

Im switching to a ps4, didn't like R*'s pr, obvious heists situation, download crashes, hackers, modders, i had cars taken from me and lost over $500000, R* support pretty much told me I was on my...
Forum: The Pit 10-16-2014, 11:37 PM
Replies: 10,347
Views: 101,507
Posted By Nelshizzle
This one time on 4 chan i got this guy mad at me...

This one time on 4 chan i got this guy mad at me and then i called him a dickbutt and he an hero'd.

#2007
Forum: The Pit 10-16-2014, 11:36 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 709
Posted By Nelshizzle
Post a thread like this one, but instead of...

Post a thread like this one, but instead of telling me what you should do you tell us what we should do.
Forum: The Pit 10-16-2014, 11:20 PM
Replies: 20,617
Views: 259,062
Posted By Nelshizzle
Bleh you suck. I'd play the shit out of that...

Bleh you suck.

I'd play the shit out of that game. One thing I gotta say tho is his character model looks like shit. Plus mass murderers don't look like a Death Metal frontmen, they look like 16...
Forum: The Pit 10-16-2014, 11:14 PM
Replies: 10,347
Views: 101,507
Posted By Nelshizzle
Fight fight a jew and white, who will win? A...

Fight fight a jew and white, who will win? A chicken or a dyke!
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