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Forum: The Pit Today, 05:43 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,069
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I cba dealing with this whole post, but this is...

I cba dealing with this whole post, but this is not true.

In 1806, the British Parliament passed legislation outlawing slave trading within the British Empire, and slavery(again, within the Empire)...
Forum: The Pit Today, 05:36 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 13
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I get anonymous men to jizz on it at a gloryhole.

I get anonymous men to jizz on it at a gloryhole.
Forum: The Pit Today, 05:31 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 13
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I shave my head and then polish my dome with Mr...

I shave my head and then polish my dome with Mr Sheen.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:01 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 266
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I.... AM..... IRON.... JEFF.... Duhn Duhn Duhn...

I.... AM..... IRON.... JEFF....

Duhn
Duhn
Duhn duhn duhn
Du-du-du-du-duhn-duhn-duhn
Duhn duhn duhn
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:55 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 1,174
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Well, if I called someone an assburger, that...

Well, if I called someone an assburger, that would be intended as an insult.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:54 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 272
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Because I bought it in the vain hope it will be...

Because I bought it in the vain hope it will be this years Christmas #1 in the UK, that makes it a Christmas song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsmcDLDw9iw


Alternatively, because this one...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:50 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 295
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Yes, sickman411 stole all our hearts this...

Yes, sickman411 stole all our hearts this year.


And the money some homeless guy had been begging for all day.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:48 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,337
Posted By slapsymcdougal
So basically it's shit unless you're less than 4...

So basically it's shit unless you're less than 4 years old?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:47 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 295
Posted By slapsymcdougal
On the up side, coal does make for a nice fire.

On the up side, coal does make for a nice fire.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:46 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 679
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Someone - stop doing the thing that others...

Someone - stop doing the thing that others dislike

amidoinitrite?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:44 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 295
Posted By slapsymcdougal
http://i61.tinypic.com/9kz5ue.png :'(

http://i61.tinypic.com/9kz5ue.png

:'(
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:39 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,069
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I think this is what O'bomber's first day at the...

I think this is what O'bomber's first day at the White House was like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZF_zPkWbhY
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:19 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 1,174
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I don't...

I don't miss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3bxMnXLQBk
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:53 PM
Replies: 21,017
Views: 211,934
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Was at the hospital today. They stuck a camera up...

Was at the hospital today. They stuck a camera up my peep, and then pulled a stent out through it.

So, yay, I guess?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:59 AM
Replies: 132
Views: 2,757
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Or because he knew that, other than the Navy, the...

Or because he knew that, other than the Navy, the British Armed Forces were undermanned and equipped and needed time to be even close to ready to fight them Germans.
And even with the time he bought,...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:33 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 192
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I built a body using meat and offcuts from the...

I built a body using meat and offcuts from the butcher.

Amidoinitrite?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:33 AM
Replies: 140
Views: 2,420
Posted By slapsymcdougal
The only incorrect thing in the post is that it's...

The only incorrect thing in the post is that it's me who's right all the time.
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2014, 07:49 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 801
Posted By slapsymcdougal
You risk(cwutididthart?) having someone like...

You risk(cwutididthart?) having someone like Rimmer be a regular, and drive all new custom away by talking endlessly about the time he beat your 4 and a 3 with his 5 and a 2.
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2014, 07:45 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 846
Posted By slapsymcdougal
The most bad ass thing I have ever is I stayed up...

The most bad ass thing I have ever is I stayed up one whole minute past my bedtime once.
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2014, 07:40 PM
Replies: 140
Views: 2,420
Posted By slapsymcdougal
...

http://teresachinn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/basilfawlty.jpg
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2014, 03:27 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 964
Posted By slapsymcdougal
1/10 Needs moar murder.

1/10

Needs moar murder.
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2014, 03:26 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,337
Posted By slapsymcdougal
We won't hear you, we'll be boning.

We won't hear you, we'll be boning.
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2014, 03:25 PM
Replies: 140
Views: 2,420
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Dalziel Menzies Kirkudbright Milngavie English...

Dalziel
Menzies
Kirkudbright
Milngavie

English is a shit language.
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2014, 03:24 PM
Replies: 27,207
Views: 348,297
Posted By slapsymcdougal
There is a workaround that will let you use...

There is a workaround that will let you use pretty much any DI device you already own, IIRC.
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2014, 03:21 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,275
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Earbuds. Frankly, if you can tell the difference,...

Earbuds. Frankly, if you can tell the difference, you're a pussy who hasn't been to see Motorhead often enough.
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2014, 10:38 AM
Replies: 140
Views: 2,420
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Giz a minnit wyle i put this drawring in the draw

Giz a minnit wyle i put this drawring in the draw
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2014, 09:34 AM
Replies: 27,207
Views: 348,297
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Noone works there. It's just one depressed robot....

Noone works there. It's just one depressed robot. Like Marvin from HHGTTG, only with less of a work ethic.
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2014, 09:22 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,353
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Plus, even if you did manage to design, print and...

Plus, even if you did manage to design, print and then hand out flyers, NOONE EVER READS THEM.

You just murdered trees in order to fill space in bins.
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2014, 09:17 AM
Replies: 140
Views: 2,420
Posted By slapsymcdougal
If Typhoo put the 't' in Britain, who put the...

If Typhoo put the 't' in Britain, who put the '****' in Scunthorpe?
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2014, 08:34 AM
Replies: 27,207
Views: 348,297
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Like I'd notice the difference. Also, work? If...

Like I'd notice the difference.

Also, work? If anyone at the DVLA worked, I'd be driving my car RIGHT NOW.
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