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Forum: The Pit Today, 04:45 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 107
Posted By ultimate-slash
I'm on page 147, so not sure. I think I have to...

I'm on page 147, so not sure. I think I have to read the last chapter again, because I wasn't really focusing.
Forum: The Pit Today, 04:15 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 384
Posted By ultimate-slash
Well, true, but Andy Bell isn't throwing glitters...

Well, true, but Andy Bell isn't throwing glitters at the audience while wearing nothing but his gold underwear in the music video.
Forum: The Pit Today, 04:07 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 384
Posted By ultimate-slash
This. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J8RM9uZMcA

This.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J8RM9uZMcA
Forum: The Pit Today, 03:49 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 812
Posted By ultimate-slash
Well, it depends on which relative, as some of...

Well, it depends on which relative, as some of them are male and some are female.
Forum: The Pit Today, 03:46 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 865
Posted By ultimate-slash
A costume from Frozen and a story about a...

A costume from Frozen and a story about a blowjob.
There's definitely a joke about snowballing hiding in here somewhere.
Forum: The Pit Today, 03:27 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 598
Posted By ultimate-slash
Haha, how do you come up with this stuff? You're...

Haha, how do you come up with this stuff?
You're killing me here :haha
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:07 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 812
Posted By ultimate-slash
What if it fits in your own anus though?

What if it fits in your own anus though?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:58 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,197
Posted By ultimate-slash
I think he's Baby Joel.

I think he's Baby Joel.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:34 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 346
Posted By ultimate-slash
Just the other day I ate some very mature meat,...

Just the other day I ate some very mature meat, if you know what I mean.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:31 AM
Replies: 315
Views: 4,436
Posted By ultimate-slash
It's not about whether we want to eat animals,...

It's not about whether we want to eat animals, it's about showing the animals that we can eat them. All opposition will be dealt with swiftly and with a little salt and pepper.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:47 AM
Replies: 315
Views: 4,436
Posted By ultimate-slash
I cooked the shit out of some chicken last night,...

I cooked the shit out of some chicken last night, absolute perfection.
While cooking I also made up a song about putting salt on my breasts and how garlic makes my breasts smell nice.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:41 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 444
Posted By ultimate-slash
I was going to pick 'other' and not post any...

I was going to pick 'other' and not post any useful information, but I realise the importance of a good backpack, so I went for B instead.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:04 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 162
Posted By ultimate-slash
Oh my, that's a nice sig you've got there! I...

Oh my, that's a nice sig you've got there!


I second Billy Joel because Billy Joel.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:19 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 960
Posted By ultimate-slash
Do you mean that or are you just panda-ring to my...

Do you mean that or are you just panda-ring to my ego?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:17 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 366
Posted By ultimate-slash
I heard cocaine helps as...

I heard cocaine helps as well...
http://i59.tinypic.com/2mahbr.jpg
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:08 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 366
Posted By ultimate-slash
When it gets hard you just have to claw through...

When it gets hard you just have to claw through them.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:05 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 960
Posted By ultimate-slash
You've missed some bear pics. I'd check out any...

You've missed some bear pics. I'd check out any thread with the word 'bear' in the title.
http://i60.tinypic.com/2nsked.png
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2014, 04:41 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 598
Posted By ultimate-slash
Yeah, I'll have what they're having please.

Yeah, I'll have what they're having please.
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2014, 03:14 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 819
Posted By ultimate-slash
I prefer fish. Mackerel, eel, fried anchovy......

I prefer fish.
Mackerel, eel, fried anchovy... :liplick:
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2014, 11:55 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 265
Posted By ultimate-slash
Look at me, I'm a train on a track, I'm a train,...

Look at me, I'm a train on a track, I'm a train, I'm a train, I'm a chucka train, yeah
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2014, 09:35 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 695
Posted By ultimate-slash
Your sig still links to the 'warmastah' account,...

Your sig still links to the 'warmastah' account, so you might want to update this link as well.
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2014, 09:32 AM
Replies: 315
Views: 4,436
Posted By ultimate-slash
I think we do forbid killing because of the...

I think we do forbid killing because of the victim though. You may not notice anything about being dead after you have already been killed, but I'm like 99% sure that killing is forbidden so you...
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2014, 09:02 AM
Replies: 315
Views: 4,436
Posted By ultimate-slash
Is there a way to get fish and chickens...

Is there a way to get fish and chickens classified as plants? Because then I would happily become a vegan.
Actually, just fish would be good enough for me. I'm willing give up chicken as a gesture of...
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2014, 08:36 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 217
Posted By ultimate-slash
I'll do it! because he already finished the...

I'll do it!

because he already finished the project and doesn't need help anymore
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2014, 08:17 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,273
Posted By ultimate-slash
Hah, I get it!

Hah, I get it!
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2014, 07:22 AM
Replies: 315
Views: 4,436
Posted By ultimate-slash
I'm not a bear though, so I probably wouldn't...

I'm not a bear though, so I probably wouldn't stand a chance.
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2014, 06:40 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 695
Posted By ultimate-slash
Wait... Holy ****ing shit! My sig and I are gonna...

Wait...
Holy ****ing shit!
My sig and I are gonna have so much fun together.
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2014, 05:38 AM
Replies: 315
Views: 4,436
Posted By ultimate-slash
Would I be bad for eating a tiger? Seriously...

Would I be bad for eating a tiger?

Seriously though, I'm going through some really confusing times right now.
I've always loved tigers and before I would have said that they could beat any other...
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2014, 05:21 AM
Replies: 315
Views: 4,436
Posted By ultimate-slash
I don't even eat the meat I buy. I just like...

I don't even eat the meat I buy. I just like knowing something died for me :daisy:
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2014, 04:36 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,935
Posted By ultimate-slash
This is my latest poem. Its title is the entire...

This is my latest poem. Its title is the entire poem itself.
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