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Forum: The Pit 01-27-2016, 02:44 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 796
Posted By Twist of fate
Check out Club Vandersexxx in the red light...

Check out Club Vandersexxx in the red light district and ask for the Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2016, 03:09 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,480
Posted By Twist of fate
In 9th grade this kid I didn't really know was...

In 9th grade this kid I didn't really know was totally giving me trouble and he said something like "why u gotta be so awkward" and I said "why do you always talk with your eyes closed" and his...
Forum: The Pit 01-19-2016, 05:59 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,352
Posted By Twist of fate
My favorite part was the urhurhruhrurhurh

My favorite part was the urhurhruhrurhurh
Forum: The Pit 01-18-2016, 01:23 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 393
Posted By Twist of fate
Pls walk on the right side and none of this...

Pls walk on the right side and none of this wouldn't happen. I don't want any trouble. But I feel like dudes are less likely to get out of the way than women are
Forum: The Pit 01-17-2016, 11:21 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,315
Posted By Twist of fate
I feel like it would feel very cold

I feel like it would feel very cold
Forum: The Pit 01-17-2016, 09:17 PM
Replies: 317
Views: 4,669
Posted By Twist of fate
I'm really glad a lot of us are on board with...

I'm really glad a lot of us are on board with Barry Sandals #BernVictim
Forum: The Pit 01-15-2016, 10:41 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 963
Posted By Twist of fate
Politely inform him that my girl isn't interested...

Politely inform him that my girl isn't interested without noticing they're already walking away together :(
Forum: The Pit 01-15-2016, 02:21 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,828
Posted By Twist of fate
OH I thought OP just meant in the year 2016 I get...

OH I thought OP just meant in the year 2016 I get it now my mistake
Forum: The Pit 01-15-2016, 02:18 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,828
Posted By Twist of fate
It's only day 15 and I'm not superman

It's only day 15 and I'm not superman
Forum: The Pit 01-15-2016, 02:15 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,828
Posted By Twist of fate
Just a handful of ladies I'm currently boning...

Just a handful of ladies I'm currently boning & I kissed some of them
Forum: The Pit 01-15-2016, 02:12 PM
Replies: 165
Views: 2,942
Posted By Twist of fate
2015 had a lot of solid album releases, all my...

2015 had a lot of solid album releases, all my favorite bands release albums on the odd numbered years. I don't really know what I'm looking forward to this year
Forum: The Pit 01-10-2016, 03:07 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,004
Posted By Twist of fate
Musically, Idunno, but he's still a rabble rouser...

Musically, Idunno, but he's still a rabble rouser and still has a little bit of growing up to do
Forum: The Pit 01-06-2016, 11:49 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 905
Posted By Twist of fate
I'd be Eric Foreman hands down

I'd be Eric Foreman hands down
Forum: The Pit 01-05-2016, 02:48 PM
Replies: 336
Views: 4,631
Posted By Twist of fate
I shitposted harder in 2007 than the next...

I shitposted harder in 2007 than the next shitposter did in their whole UG career
Forum: The Pit 01-05-2016, 09:53 AM
Replies: 98
Views: 1,237
Posted By Twist of fate
In my expert opinion, yes, we will have them

In my expert opinion, yes, we will have them
Forum: The Pit 01-02-2016, 09:47 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 426
Posted By Twist of fate
I usually don't go to popular places when I know...

I usually don't go to popular places when I know it's gonna be super crowded, but if they say 20 minutes + and we're really hungry then nope
Forum: The Pit 01-02-2016, 12:21 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 560
Posted By Twist of fate
Happy Dreadnought birthday

Happy Dreadnought birthday
Forum: The Pit 12-31-2015, 02:06 PM
Replies: 170
Views: 2,222
Posted By Twist of fate
Heading to the pub with some university lads for...

Heading to the pub with some university lads for some banter

Just kidding I'm American and I'm going to the bar with some university lads for some banter
Forum: The Pit 12-31-2015, 12:32 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 326
Posted By Twist of fate
http://users.sdsc.edu/~amit/web/files/enzo.jpg

http://users.sdsc.edu/~amit/web/files/enzo.jpg
Forum: The Pit 12-30-2015, 06:57 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 462
Posted By Twist of fate
Yeah I love it so much I do that thing like...

Yeah I love it so much I do that thing like you're turning into a werewolf where you flail your arms about and walk aimlessly
Forum: The Pit 12-30-2015, 12:40 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,098
Posted By Twist of fate
I guess when they got to the 50th accusation it...

I guess when they got to the 50th accusation it was about that time
Forum: The Pit 12-29-2015, 11:39 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 226
Posted By Twist of fate
The engineer who built the bridge is more nervous...

The engineer who built the bridge is more nervous about you driving over it than you are
Forum: The Pit 12-29-2015, 05:17 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 737
Posted By Twist of fate
It's weird cause usually people keep the "I...

It's weird cause usually people keep the "I got off because I'm rich" thing quiet but they straight up admitted to it and used it as the main defense
Forum: The Pit 12-29-2015, 05:14 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 532
Posted By Twist of fate
You'll probably be quietly unfriended

You'll probably be quietly unfriended
Forum: The Pit 12-29-2015, 05:02 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,274
Posted By Twist of fate
Highs -Finished my last semester with all A's for...

Highs
-Finished my last semester with all A's for two years in a row
-Bunch of new opportunities as far as employment is concerned
-Gained a ton more experience riding and driving...
Forum: The Pit 12-29-2015, 04:58 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,514
Posted By Twist of fate
I'm sorry, I vape

I'm sorry, I vape
Forum: The Pit 12-29-2015, 04:57 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,226
Posted By Twist of fate
I can relate to the choice banter you've...

I can relate to the choice banter you've highlighted, and will make jokes about being on the high horse for being interested in a certain thing over others, but it is a joke in social situations and...
Forum: The Pit 12-25-2015, 06:41 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 839
Posted By Twist of fate
From: Barack Obama Subject: "Friend, are...

From: Barack Obama
Subject: "Friend, are you available? I need you"
Forum: The Pit 12-25-2015, 01:52 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 362
Posted By Twist of fate
Someone on here years ago posted something about...

Someone on here years ago posted something about jacking it with headphones in and when he finished there was a pile of clothes on his bed and it wasn't there when he started
Forum: The Pit 12-25-2015, 01:49 AM
Replies: 194
Views: 2,895
Posted By Twist of fate
Around the World and Back by State Champs was a...

Around the World and Back by State Champs was a great follow up of The Finer things. No Closer to Heaven by The Wonder Years is up there too for me.
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