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Forum: The Pit Today, 01:59 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,287
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
pls use a condom i dont want stripper aids

pls use a condom i dont want stripper aids
Forum: The Pit Today, 01:48 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,287
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
I value freedom and choice, if a woman chooses to...

I value freedom and choice, if a woman chooses to cheat on her friendboy that is her right and I am not one to deny that right to her. #yesallwomen


Get with the times old man, quit reinforcing...
Forum: The Pit Today, 01:13 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 240
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Were there pics of her exposed titty on the site?

Were there pics of her exposed titty on the site?
Forum: The Pit Today, 01:07 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 240
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
#yesallwomen

#yesallwomen
Forum: The Pit Today, 01:02 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,287
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Back in my day if a woman was unfaithful to her...

Back in my day if a woman was unfaithful to her husband she'd be publicly lambasted and beaten within an inch of her life and then branded so everyone knew she was a harlot.
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:47 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,287
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
I respect that, but I would rather get my dick...

I respect that, but I would rather get my dick wet than try to assert my moral superiority over random women.
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:02 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,287
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Disagree, the burden lies on the people in the...

Disagree, the burden lies on the people in the relationship to maintain that integrity, not any outside party they choose to try to hook up with. It's not like someone unsatisfied in a relationship...
Forum: The Pit Today, 11:55 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 904
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
If you've only had one drink (as in one shot/...

If you've only had one drink (as in one shot/ equivalent unit of alcohol) and you're going down the block you're fine to drive.
Forum: The Pit Today, 11:37 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 499
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
You are not wrong, however your...

You are not wrong, however your straightforwardness is making my social anxiety flare up.
Forum: The Pit Today, 01:20 AM
Replies: 6,162
Views: 57,696
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
What if your dad is josef fritzel?

What if your dad is josef fritzel?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:42 PM
Replies: 1,307
Views: 23,984
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
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...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:35 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 829
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
That was rather mean Perhaps an apology Is in...

That was rather mean
Perhaps an apology
Is in order. Nah.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:31 PM
Replies: 245
Views: 7,109
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Axel the feeble Minded fox narrows his eyes A dog...

Axel the feeble
Minded fox narrows his eyes
A dog is in heat
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:24 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 829
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
The only thing sam Drinks is pee from a...

The only thing sam
Drinks is pee from a chalice
His mom supplies it
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:18 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 654
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
I thought you could not Count because you are a...

I thought you could not
Count because you are a dolt
Not the other thing

Clearly I was wrong
I should refrain from judging
Cats prematurely
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:15 PM
Replies: 245
Views: 7,109
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
You are a grave fool You would not win this...

You are a grave fool
You would not win this wager
Plus you're double butts
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:12 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 654
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
^ 4 7 5

^
4
7
5
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:45 PM
Replies: 245
Views: 7,109
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Spermatazoa Globs crystallize troddingly On your...

Spermatazoa
Globs crystallize troddingly
On your mother's chin
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:39 PM
Replies: 6,844
Views: 134,942
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Exasperation The condom is enveloped By her pink...

Exasperation
The condom is enveloped
By her pink meat sleeve
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:35 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 654
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Festering smelly Hole filled with vile...

Festering smelly
Hole filled with vile excrement
The man called Jack White
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:31 PM
Replies: 245
Views: 7,109
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Or perhaps you could Insert a pinky into Her...

Or perhaps you could
Insert a pinky into
Her chocolate eye
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:28 PM
Replies: 1,281
Views: 19,436
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Rangers are the best Infinitely better than The...

Rangers are the best
Infinitely better than
The rest of the league
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:26 PM
Replies: 245
Views: 7,109
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Do not forget the Clitoral stimulation When...

Do not forget the
Clitoral stimulation
When making sweet love
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:20 PM
Replies: 19,376
Views: 301,399
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Alopecia gas Transferred fallopian pie Whey...

Alopecia gas
Transferred fallopian pie
Whey protein powder
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:18 PM
Replies: 5,614
Views: 61,509
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Anal sasquatch beard Hollandaise bejeweled...

Anal sasquatch beard
Hollandaise bejeweled maggot
Pittsburgh Steelers suck
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:16 PM
Replies: 2,464
Views: 33,848
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Recycled fur leaf Residue platter moment Chinese...

Recycled fur leaf
Residue platter moment
Chinese neutron age
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:14 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 654
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Arbor night raven Hallowed jubilation...

Arbor night raven
Hallowed jubilation mourn
Armadillo eye
Forum: The Pit 09-20-2014, 11:27 PM
Replies: 1,307
Views: 23,984
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
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...
Forum: The Pit 09-20-2014, 04:07 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,757
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Pat Landon had a poo in the child development...

Pat Landon had a poo in the child development room attached to our latin classroom, that was a fun day
Forum: The Pit 09-20-2014, 03:36 PM
Replies: 6,162
Views: 57,696
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
http://i.imgur.com/ayyh4jo.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ayyh4jo.jpg
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