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Forum: The Pit 10-11-2014, 08:45 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 494
Posted By entity0009
You can't wipe your ass on the internet when you...

You can't wipe your ass on the internet when you run out of toilet roll, so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that newspapers will be around for a while longer
Forum: The Pit 10-11-2014, 08:43 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 930
Posted By entity0009
Hard-to-get

Hard-to-get
Forum: The Pit 10-01-2014, 03:26 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 1,620
Posted By entity0009
tl;dw, please condense into buzzfeed article

tl;dw, please condense into buzzfeed article
Forum: The Pit 09-30-2014, 02:03 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 504
Posted By entity0009
http://s29.postimg.org/tnh9gjy53/help2_copy.png

http://s29.postimg.org/tnh9gjy53/help2_copy.png
Forum: The Pit 09-30-2014, 01:50 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 300
Posted By entity0009
I played off your retro style with this one, I...

I played off your retro style with this one, I misspelled the name but I spent so much time on this I think they should just change the name.

http://s14.postimg.org/4l910vvgh/azatot.jpg
Forum: The Pit 09-30-2014, 12:23 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 581
Posted By entity0009
It's a little-documented primal behaviour. People...

It's a little-documented primal behaviour. People who have drunk too much will subconsciously leave a Hansel-and-Gretel style trail of pubes for the duration of their night out so they can figure out...
Forum: The Pit 09-30-2014, 12:20 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,772
Posted By entity0009
EH, a more humane population control technique...

EH, a more humane population control technique than clubbing
Forum: The Pit 09-30-2014, 12:16 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,772
Posted By entity0009
The thing with bands like the Beatles is that...

The thing with bands like the Beatles is that their appeal starts wearing off after a couple of generations. The people who were around when the Beatles were at the peak of their career are more...
Forum: The Pit 09-29-2014, 10:26 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,418
Posted By entity0009
I was so excited to finally hit puberty I jizzed...

I was so excited to finally hit puberty I jizzed myself
Forum: The Pit 09-29-2014, 01:37 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,132
Posted By entity0009
I think the last time was about 6 days ago, but I...

I think the last time was about 6 days ago, but I try to do it at regular intervals before it grows back too much
Forum: The Pit 09-29-2014, 01:29 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,072
Posted By entity0009
A while in they get an interpreter (if a slightly...

A while in they get an interpreter (if a slightly dodgy one) so you can hear pretty much what's being said when they talk to the friend of the guy who got robbed, but basic gist of that short clip...
Forum: The Pit 09-25-2014, 11:48 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 490
Posted By entity0009
Wonderwall Smells Like Teen Spirit repeat until...

Wonderwall
Smells Like Teen Spirit
repeat until your set time is up
Forum: The Pit 09-25-2014, 11:38 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,072
Posted By entity0009
Obvious fake, the Canadian didn't apologise once

Obvious fake, the Canadian didn't apologise once
Forum: The Pit 09-25-2014, 06:40 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 645
Posted By entity0009
Can I get the minimalist one in white please?

Can I get the minimalist one in white please?
Forum: The Pit 09-24-2014, 11:21 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 225
Posted By entity0009
I am an experimented drummer tabber, I have been...

I am an experimented drummer tabber, I have been experimented on by big names such as Mengele, Unit 731 and the Tuskegee Institute. I can provide a full list of references on request
Forum: The Pit 09-23-2014, 11:01 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 525
Posted By entity0009
As to the "what", I'm pretty sure your...

As to the "what", I'm pretty sure your guitar is a guitar
Forum: The Pit 09-23-2014, 06:42 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 657
Posted By entity0009
I would imagine that after a while it could get...

I would imagine that after a while it could get insanely boring, after all it's just a slightly fancy assembly line.

Building pedals or synths or any kind of electronics-based thing though, that'd...
Forum: The Pit 09-23-2014, 06:32 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,081
Posted By entity0009
Nah Skyy is the best vodka available at its price...

Nah Skyy is the best vodka available at its price range.

Your nipple is just trying to demonstrate its appreciation for your taste in vodka.
Alternatively it's your inner Russian trying desperately...
Forum: The Pit 09-18-2014, 07:17 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 1,689
Posted By entity0009
I felt it accurately summarised my opinions and...

I felt it accurately summarised my opinions and values.
Forum: The Pit 09-14-2014, 01:49 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 936
Posted By entity0009
When I was like 8 me and my sister had some dumb...

When I was like 8 me and my sister had some dumb argument which I got told off for but not her, so I went into her room and sprayed one of those shit-in-a-can sprays all over her pillow and left a...
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2014, 08:41 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 348
Posted By entity0009
The Walter White one looks like a preschool...

The Walter White one looks like a preschool shooter ayfkm
Forum: The Pit 09-09-2014, 09:59 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 676
Posted By entity0009
I'm not in a relationship and I don't give a...

I'm not in a relationship and I don't give a single ****.
Forum: The Pit 09-09-2014, 07:09 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 637
Posted By entity0009
I ate a chicken's heart once Don't worry, it was...

I ate a chicken's heart once

Don't worry, it was dead
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2014, 07:25 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,122
Posted By entity0009
Please read further up.

Please read further up.
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2014, 07:16 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,122
Posted By entity0009
If you're gonna adopt something and spend years...

If you're gonna adopt something and spend years feeding it and sheltering it out of your own pocket you're better off getting a cow, at least that way you can eat it once it's dead
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2014, 07:00 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,122
Posted By entity0009
Poor investment choice, it'll probably get shot...

Poor investment choice, it'll probably get shot before it reaches 18
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2014, 06:52 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,314
Posted By entity0009
Was expecting to scroll down and see this.

Was expecting to scroll down and see this.
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2014, 06:49 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,122
Posted By entity0009
Whole Foods. Figures.

Whole Foods.

Figures.
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2014, 06:16 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,314
Posted By entity0009
Just imagine them naked, I hear that helps with...

Just imagine them naked, I hear that helps with nervousness.
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2014, 06:03 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,314
Posted By entity0009
Recite erotic poetry

Recite erotic poetry
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