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Forum: The Pit 09-06-2014, 03:13 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 596
Posted By mystical_1
Lime works. Or you can make a compost barrel...

Lime works. Or you can make a compost barrel (which, adversely, will attract bears), or do what Andy Dufrane did in Shawshank Redemption.
Forum: The Pit 09-06-2014, 02:01 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 500
Posted By mystical_1
Came in here for nothing and was not disappointed.

Came in here for nothing and was not disappointed.
Forum: The Pit 09-06-2014, 01:57 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,324
Posted By mystical_1
Came in here for rapid intestinal movement and...

Came in here for rapid intestinal movement and was disappointed.
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2014, 03:00 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,290
Posted By mystical_1
Burger King breakfast menu (every item)

Burger King breakfast menu (every item)
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2014, 02:52 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,663
Posted By mystical_1
Nothing. No one would recognize me without my...

Nothing. No one would recognize me without my santa hat.
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2014, 02:42 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 322
Posted By mystical_1
You can fill out a form with the post office to...

You can fill out a form with the post office to hold your mail for a couple of days. I just did the same thing cause i'm going on vacation.
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2014, 02:39 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,366
Posted By mystical_1
Most copies have a black circle stamped over the...

Most copies have a black circle stamped over the cover date (on the cover and inside) with "November" printed over it. However, some copies do not have the November overprint. Most No. 1 issues have...
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2014, 02:35 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,728
Posted By mystical_1
We have one near me that I go to every year. ...

We have one near me that I go to every year. There's one shop that has fifty different kinds of beef jerky. The habenero pepper one is awesome.

Did ya dance the may pole Stewie?
Forum: The Pit 07-10-2014, 06:07 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 847
Posted By mystical_1
Something similar: I was about five and blowing...

Something similar: I was about five and blowing off fireworks with my older cousin. We saw a cop car come around the corner and he ran one way, I turned and ran into the house (leaving the door...
Forum: The Pit 07-10-2014, 05:50 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 255
Posted By mystical_1
Bring it in the tub with you. Makes a good...

Bring it in the tub with you. Makes a good aircraft carrier for your army men at the same time.
Forum: The Pit 07-10-2014, 05:45 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,193
Posted By mystical_1
You never appreciate something until its gone. ...

You never appreciate something until its gone.

Pawn your guitar equipment for cash at a pawn shop. That'll give you about a month to decide if you want to buy it back or spend the money on more...
Forum: The Pit 07-10-2014, 05:35 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 798
Posted By mystical_1
I like to smell and suck on my arm hair.

I like to smell and suck on my arm hair.
Forum: The Pit 07-10-2014, 05:29 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 721
Posted By mystical_1
Omen 6 is shwag, bro.

Omen 6 is shwag, bro.
Forum: The Pit 07-10-2014, 05:20 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 3,363
Posted By mystical_1
Stinky_Finger and Brown_thumb_Bob because they...

Stinky_Finger and Brown_thumb_Bob because they give good medical advice.
Forum: The Pit 05-29-2014, 04:41 AM
Replies: 138
Views: 3,197
Posted By mystical_1
jelly is why

jelly is why
Forum: The Pit 05-29-2014, 04:32 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,785
Posted By mystical_1
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Forum: The Pit 05-29-2014, 03:55 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,223
Posted By mystical_1
:dance: Still in the cool crowd for a few more...

:dance:

Still in the cool crowd for a few more years.


I'd say, when the chest hair turns white, even at my age, white hair on someone's back and chest, or elsewhere is cringy.
Forum: The Pit 05-29-2014, 03:48 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,454
Posted By mystical_1
8008's

8008's
Forum: The Pit 05-04-2014, 11:49 AM
Replies: 1,313
Views: 17,358
Posted By mystical_1
I missed free comic day but only because I wasn't...

I missed free comic day but only because I wasn't really interested in the titles. Like Archie, I haven't read him since I was a kid.

But I did pick up ASM #1 and a couple of the variants, the...
Forum: The Pit 05-04-2014, 11:37 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,142
Posted By mystical_1
I hold grudges forever and never let things go. ...

I hold grudges forever and never let things go. But then again, why should I?
Forum: The Pit 05-04-2014, 11:35 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,201
Posted By mystical_1
I'm an ingenious problem solver and my intuition...

I'm an ingenious problem solver and my intuition is bordering on psychic-level.
Forum: The Pit 05-04-2014, 11:30 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,797
Posted By mystical_1
Lots of depressed people have a tendency to help...

Lots of depressed people have a tendency to help others rather than themselves. It's easier. And it's also because they tend to be very empathic (able to tell when someone else is hurting and...
Forum: The Pit 05-04-2014, 11:06 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 971
Posted By mystical_1
Sideways, one foot in front of the other with...

Sideways, one foot in front of the other with arms out for balance. Like i'm doign a DUI field sobriety test.
Forum: The Pit 05-04-2014, 10:56 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,797
Posted By mystical_1
If you go to a hospital, they will see you...

If you go to a hospital, they will see you whether you can pay or not. If you can't afford it, they have free bed funds, just let them know. Even if it cost a couple hundred bucks, its a small...
Forum: The Pit 04-30-2014, 06:27 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 276
Posted By mystical_1
Happy Birthday again

Happy Birthday again
Forum: The Pit 04-30-2014, 06:25 AM
Replies: 289
Views: 5,662
Posted By mystical_1
Getting banned for double posting - yeah, those...

Getting banned for double posting - yeah, those sure were the days.

I think it used to be more cliquey here, too. New guys got slammed hard and it took years before they left you alone, or you got...
Forum: The Pit 04-30-2014, 05:49 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 778
Posted By mystical_1
Guitarists annoy other guitarists, just like most...

Guitarists annoy other guitarists, just like most artists annoy other artists. Not sure if its envy, fear, or insecurity.
Forum: The Pit 04-30-2014, 05:43 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 298
Posted By mystical_1
Happy Birthday again

Happy Birthday again
Forum: The Pit 04-30-2014, 05:36 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 3,242
Posted By mystical_1
If I had the talent to make or enough money to...

If I had the talent to make or enough money to waste on a very good original costume I would do it. Same with ren faires.

But I wouldn't act out the character. At my age it would just be really...
Forum: The Pit 04-08-2014, 05:46 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,660
Posted By mystical_1
This is what I thought. Seeing as a little can...

This is what I thought. Seeing as a little can of almonds costs like $7, I was trying to imagine how many almonds it would take to milk to get a carton, and it just doesn't make sense. If it was...
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