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Forum: Metal 04-03-2007, 01:56 AM
Replies: 2,208
Views: 24,431
Posted By Embodiment
My internet is messing up so my beloved Spell...

My internet is messing up so my beloved Spell Check is dead. :(
Ye shall do my work for me, slave.
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2007, 01:53 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 535
Posted By Embodiment
:haha Nice!

:haha Nice!
Forum: Metal 04-03-2007, 01:49 AM
Replies: 2,208
Views: 24,431
Posted By Embodiment
:haha Isn't my poetry just amazing? I'll write...

:haha Isn't my poetry just amazing? I'll write more for these n00bs, especially for Seth.

Pfft I'm speaking the unholy tongue ov black metal kings. We don't use Spell Check or dictionaries because...
Forum: Metal 04-03-2007, 01:45 AM
Replies: 2,208
Views: 24,431
Posted By Embodiment
It's ok, you still need to know my amazing poem.

It's ok, you still need to know my amazing poem.
Forum: Metal 04-03-2007, 01:44 AM
Replies: 12,479
Views: 181,578
Posted By Embodiment
Thou cannot be forgiven for thou hasth insulted...

Thou cannot be forgiven for thou hasth insulted his infernal majesty! *beckons forth a demonic horde*
Meh opinions I guess. Too bad only mine is valid in areas of black metal!

...
Just keeding. >_>
Forum: Metal 04-03-2007, 01:42 AM
Replies: 2,208
Views: 24,431
Posted By Embodiment
I'll just say: Fair Spell Check, I wish to inform...

I'll just say:
Fair Spell Check, I wish to inform of how I heart thee!
Thou art more metal than silly conceptions, or wintee
Thou shall own our faces with words and grammatically correct phrases
All...
Forum: Bands & Artists Archives 04-03-2007, 01:38 AM
Replies: 24,895
Views: 822,056
Posted By Embodiment
I love the Spell Check button. Fair Spell Check,...

I love the Spell Check button.

Fair Spell Check, I wish to inform of how I heart thee!
Thou art more metal than metalcore/nu-metal trash, or he
Thou shall own our faces with words and grammatically...
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2007, 01:34 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 2,002
Posted By Embodiment
:haha What can I say? I rule over you unworthy...

:haha What can I say? I rule over you unworthy slaves in the name ov his infernal grace, Negral.
Forum: Metal 04-03-2007, 01:31 AM
Replies: 2,208
Views: 24,431
Posted By Embodiment
That's why we're not worthy of Behemoth. Anyone...

That's why we're not worthy of Behemoth.
Anyone else excited for Limbonic Art's new album? <3
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2007, 01:29 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 560
Posted By Embodiment
Excrement.

Excrement.
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2007, 01:28 AM
Replies: 190
Poll: Are you FAT?
Views: 3,671
Posted By Embodiment
*pokes fat and laughs* Would you like a...

*pokes fat and laughs* Would you like a cheeseburger?
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2007, 01:26 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,636
Posted By Embodiment
Guys who play guitar only do so to cover up for...

Guys who play guitar only do so to cover up for their small penises. Mikael Akerfeldt has confirmed this so none of you can deny it!
Keyboardists ftw!
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2007, 01:24 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 560
Posted By Embodiment
No wait, even better! You could expand your...

No wait, even better! You could expand your vocabulary! :wtf:
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2007, 01:22 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 2,002
Posted By Embodiment
Girls have boring faces and lame things to say....

Girls have boring faces and lame things to say. I'd look down but they'd think I'm looking at their crotch and I wouldn't want them to think I want in their pants. Breasts are the safest alternative.
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2007, 01:18 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 560
Posted By Embodiment
I'm the nephilim child, born in the gr1mest ov...

I'm the nephilim child, born in the gr1mest ov lands, raised amongst bards, what can I say?
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2007, 01:16 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 464
Posted By Embodiment
She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water Such a...

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie oh yea
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2007, 01:14 AM
Replies: 190
Poll: Are you FAT?
Views: 3,671
Posted By Embodiment
:heart: Thanks for that. It makes me very happy...

:heart: Thanks for that. It makes me very happy to exist around here.

I could, but you're fat. Fatty McFat Fat Fat!
Forum: Metal 04-03-2007, 01:12 AM
Replies: 2,208
Views: 24,431
Posted By Embodiment
Ypres is in Belgium, I'm sure they have woods...

Ypres is in Belgium, I'm sure they have woods there.

*points at your sig* Decide, or I take it back.
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2007, 01:10 AM
Replies: 190
Poll: Are you FAT?
Views: 3,671
Posted By Embodiment
Thanks, now you've ruined my self esteem. I'm...

Thanks, now you've ruined my self esteem. I'm gonna go out on a killing rampage mother ****er, and you're first!
:p:
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2007, 01:08 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 560
Posted By Embodiment
*demonic screech* Thou shalt not win! Azazel I...

*demonic screech* Thou shalt not win! Azazel I invoke thee, smite thy unworthy adversary!

How good am I? :p:
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2007, 01:05 AM
Replies: 190
Poll: Are you FAT?
Views: 3,671
Posted By Embodiment
I'm the only one at 50-100. :sad: I'm 95.

I'm the only one at 50-100. :sad:
I'm 95.
Forum: Metal 04-03-2007, 01:03 AM
Replies: 2,208
Views: 24,431
Posted By Embodiment
Yeah well...I can guitar slap, jazz style. *+200...

Yeah well...I can guitar slap, jazz style. *+200 Speed* *+100 Distraction*
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2007, 01:00 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 560
Posted By Embodiment
*hisses* The light burnsss my eyesss! Away with...

*hisses*
The light burnsss my eyesss! Away with thy goodnessss!
Forum: Metal 04-03-2007, 12:57 AM
Replies: 2,208
Views: 24,431
Posted By Embodiment
^ Pfft. No you don't *bitch slaps...

^ Pfft. No you don't *bitch slaps Contraband*
Night Alonso!
Forum: Metal 04-03-2007, 12:56 AM
Replies: 12,479
Views: 181,578
Posted By Embodiment
He was too homoerotic. We all wanted to...

He was too homoerotic. We all wanted to homosexually sex him up. :liplick:
Forum: Metal 04-03-2007, 12:54 AM
Replies: 2,208
Views: 24,431
Posted By Embodiment
:haha Fine then, I will be cloned and ruin you...

:haha Fine then, I will be cloned and ruin you all.
Forum: Metal 04-03-2007, 12:52 AM
Replies: 12,479
Views: 181,578
Posted By Embodiment
:haha:haha:haha Damn I miss him.

:haha:haha:haha
Damn I miss him.
Forum: Metal 04-03-2007, 12:51 AM
Replies: 2,208
Views: 24,431
Posted By Embodiment
Aww but if you met me I'm one of the biggest...

Aww but if you met me I'm one of the biggest bitches ever. I made my friend cry once by telling him that he'd lose his ability to procreate if he didn't turn off his music. I then played Necrophagist...
Forum: Metal 04-03-2007, 12:48 AM
Replies: 2,208
Views: 24,431
Posted By Embodiment
How? I have no godly guitar powers. How did you...

How? I have no godly guitar powers.

How did you know! I guess now you know why I also love Janne so much, huh? :o
Forum: Metal 04-03-2007, 12:45 AM
Replies: 12,479
Views: 181,578
Posted By Embodiment
*listens to both over and over* Yeah I'll...

*listens to both over and over* Yeah I'll say...**** it. Both.
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