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Forum: The Pit 06-20-2014, 08:40 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,365
Posted By BeefWellington
Your dick is so small I mistook it for a clitoris.

Your dick is so small I mistook it for a clitoris.
Forum: Promote YOUR Band 06-03-2014, 08:57 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 106
Posted By BeefWellington
New solo ambient/post rock project: Sylvan Circle

I've just released a solo EP for my post rock/ambient project called Sylvan Circle. It's ambient in places and a bit grittier in others.

http://sylvancircle.bandcamp.com/releases

Please make sure...
Forum: The Pit 06-02-2014, 02:00 PM
Replies: 739
Views: 15,890
Posted By BeefWellington
Somebody come in here and relieve us of our...

Somebody come in here and relieve us of our boredom.
Forum: The Pit 05-22-2014, 09:19 PM
Replies: 739
Views: 15,890
Posted By BeefWellington
somebody come and be all sociable and stuff...

somebody come and be all sociable and stuff because I'm a wee bit drunk
Forum: The Pit 04-28-2014, 07:03 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 288
Posted By BeefWellington
I suppose I should express gratitude for...

I suppose I should express gratitude for acknowledging that I am now one year closer to the grave.

Thank you.




Me.
Forum: The Pit 04-26-2014, 09:03 PM
Replies: 739
Views: 15,890
Posted By BeefWellington
Bumping because people seem to have forgotten how...

Bumping because people seem to have forgotten how this whole "thread" shindig works.

You ****ing plebs.
Forum: The Pit 04-16-2014, 08:20 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,734
Posted By BeefWellington
JustRooster, I could kiss you on the mouth when...

JustRooster, I could kiss you on the mouth when you say things like this.

Buzzfeed is audiovisual cancer.
Forum: The Pit 04-16-2014, 08:18 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,254
Posted By BeefWellington
Have you tried magnets? The stronger the better.

Have you tried magnets? The stronger the better.
Forum: The Pit 04-16-2014, 08:16 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 743
Posted By BeefWellington
No, I did not like it. It was shit. Do NOT quit...

No, I did not like it. It was shit.


Do NOT quit your day job. I would suggest you consider quitting life, though.
Forum: The Pit 04-06-2014, 05:08 PM
Replies: 739
Views: 15,890
Posted By BeefWellington
I logged in just to make you bastards come...

I logged in just to make you bastards come in.

Don't make me regret this.
Forum: The Pit 01-12-2014, 06:54 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,081
Posted By BeefWellington
**** off, you shitstain.

**** off, you shitstain.
Forum: The Pit 11-23-2013, 11:33 PM
Replies: 739
Views: 15,890
Posted By BeefWellington
Dwight, I took you off the banlist within seconds...

Dwight, I took you off the banlist within seconds of me booting you; if you can't get in then Tinychat's being a douche again and glitched somewhere.
Forum: The Pit 11-23-2013, 11:29 PM
Replies: 739
Views: 15,890
Posted By BeefWellington
Dwight that was a joke ban you can come back in...

Dwight that was a joke ban you can come back in now ;____;
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2013, 07:46 PM
Replies: 739
Views: 15,890
Posted By BeefWellington
Whoever came in as "chaoticfables" just...

Whoever came in as "chaoticfables" just now; I hope you choke on a chode, you ****.
Forum: The Pit 11-08-2013, 08:47 PM
Replies: 1,931
Views: 62,823
Posted By BeefWellington
She knows what I mean, beneath my crass and...

She knows what I mean, beneath my crass and callous exterior.
Forum: The Pit 11-08-2013, 08:40 PM
Replies: 1,931
Views: 62,823
Posted By BeefWellington
Yep, I'd tap that.

Yep, I'd tap that.
Forum: The Pit 10-25-2013, 04:57 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 2,574
Posted By BeefWellington
Blake. Or Whoomit. Then this endless circle...

Blake. Or Whoomit. Then this endless circle jerkery and general **** sucking can finally end and we can actually have a community back, rather than what we have now, which is essentially a small...
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 07:17 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 2,906
Posted By BeefWellington
Well, that certainly made my willy twitch.

Well, that certainly made my willy twitch.
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 07:10 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,453
Posted By BeefWellington
I haven't decided yet. Does it give you an...

I haven't decided yet. Does it give you an erection to sound like a pretentious arsehole? It wouldn't surprise me.
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 07:02 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,453
Posted By BeefWellington
How much more are you going to shit on your...

How much more are you going to shit on your keyboard and call it intellect, little one?
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 06:57 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 2,906
Posted By BeefWellington
I'd probably get banned for posting pictures of...

I'd probably get banned for posting pictures of hairy, herpes-ridden vaginas.
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 06:52 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,453
Posted By BeefWellington
Nothing of what you said made any sense, at all....

Nothing of what you said made any sense, at all. If you're going to try and sound like a pompous ****, at least make some kind of comprehensible argument.
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 06:37 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,453
Posted By BeefWellington
Being smart makes you smart. Arguing anything to...

Being smart makes you smart. Arguing anything to the contrary makes you a moron by default.
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 06:28 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 3,465
Posted By BeefWellington
Your assumption that I would even think that your...

Your assumption that I would even think that your penis is any longer and an IKEA pencil is foolish.

You truly flatter yourself, good sir.
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 06:14 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 2,628
Posted By BeefWellington
No, because I know what a toilet is and how to...

No, because I know what a toilet is and how to use one.
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 06:12 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,346
Posted By BeefWellington
Nobody cares. You look like a stupid hipster...

Nobody cares. You look like a stupid hipster twat.


Now **** off.
Forum: The Pit 10-02-2013, 12:41 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 503
Posted By BeefWellington
Go to the gym, fatty.

Go to the gym, fatty.
Forum: The Pit 09-25-2013, 07:07 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 632
Posted By BeefWellington
Congratulations, you have achieved the exact same...

Congratulations, you have achieved the exact same thing that every other human on the planet will achieve a thousand times in their life.

Bloody Hell, how fragile can you get?
Forum: The Pit 09-18-2013, 08:40 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,243
Posted By BeefWellington
Right. Ok. Here's a reason not to amputate your...

Right. Ok. Here's a reason not to amputate your feet:


YOU NEED THEM TO STAND UP, YOU UMBILICAL-CORD-CHOKED SIMPLETON

What drugs are you on right now?
Forum: The Pit 09-18-2013, 08:27 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,259
Posted By BeefWellington
Not sure what good a dick would do in your lungs...

Not sure what good a dick would do in your lungs but, whatever. Did you just make this pathetic excuse for a phrase up, or did you hear some worthless puddle of wank actually USE it? Just asking, so...
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