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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:15 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 567
Posted By snipelfritz
Climbing up a staircase and getting so terrified...

Climbing up a staircase and getting so terrified of the heights that I have to lay on the floor and crawl if I can move at all.

I clearly fear success.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:13 PM
Replies: 33,717
Views: 373,299
Posted By snipelfritz
Buff butts. He's a buff butt boy. Bobby buff...

Buff butts.

He's a buff butt boy.

Bobby buff butt bait boy.

Alright, I'm off to battle! Wish me a safe and victorious return.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:59 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 436
Posted By snipelfritz
Not as cool as the dildomobile.

Not as cool as the dildomobile.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:57 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 546
Posted By snipelfritz
Not much, you?

Not much, you?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:24 PM
Replies: 33,717
Views: 373,299
Posted By snipelfritz
Nicki Minaj? Overbooked flights are mega turd...

Nicki Minaj?

Overbooked flights are mega turd balls. I got stuck in Omaha for like 12 hours once.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:13 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 558
Posted By snipelfritz
Baby, you're a mormy warmy. No drugs for...

Baby, you're a mormy warmy.

No drugs for you!

Send them here and I'll "dispose"of them properly.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:11 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 546
Posted By snipelfritz
Shmoo

Shmoo
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:00 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 505
Posted By snipelfritz
I really do like the chairs at my new job. They...

I really do like the chairs at my new job. They are very customizable.

I discovered today the monitors will adjust like crazy.

Two monitors is awesome. Both at home and at work.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:54 AM
Replies: 642
Views: 24,211
Posted By snipelfritz
THIS JUST IN HARVEY WANTS TO KNOCK UP HIS GF AND...

THIS JUST IN HARVEY WANTS TO KNOCK UP HIS GF AND MAKE AN INHUMAN MONSTER COME OUT OF HER COOOOOOOOTER
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:48 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 963
Posted By snipelfritz
Wut...who pays that much attention to their own...

Wut...who pays that much attention to their own fingers much less someone else's?

The only detail I know about my fingers is they're kind of stubby, and it's obvious I bite my nails.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:46 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 505
Posted By snipelfritz
If you're a cartoon New Jersey mob boss.

If you're a cartoon New Jersey mob boss.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:44 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 869
Posted By snipelfritz
That's because Britain is a living Monty Python...

That's because Britain is a living Monty Python skit.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:43 AM
Replies: 156
Views: 1,913
Posted By snipelfritz
We Americans aren't even sure Wales exists. No...

We Americans aren't even sure Wales exists.

No place where vowels don't exist exists.

(I think Ean would spooge over the end of that last sentence)
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:36 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 215
Posted By snipelfritz
HEY! Evan is a lovely boy and he wasn't born...

HEY! Evan is a lovely boy and he wasn't born with a harelip.

If we're talking about the places, we went like-sophomore year in high school to the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago. Then, we went to the...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:18 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 215
Posted By snipelfritz
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/astv/fishcam/

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/astv/fishcam/
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 11:59 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 869
Posted By snipelfritz
I feel like that's also one of the most varied...

I feel like that's also one of the most varied sounds among American accents, so I'm hyper-aware of it.

Others being a long o and the eh like pen.
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 11:46 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 869
Posted By snipelfritz
I say smurves and I say milves because of wolves...

I say smurves and I say milves because of wolves and of elves
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 11:39 PM
Replies: 33,717
Views: 373,299
Posted By snipelfritz
Yes it is. Follow the law. But always remember,...

Yes it is. Follow the law.

But always remember, it's not illegal to think about breaking the law...

...and then masturbating...

I think I'm high on the delicious sweet and sour pork I just...
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 07:24 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 114
Posted By snipelfritz
BBBBRRRRRRADAAADADUHBUHDADAHH bum...

BBBBRRRRRRADAAADADUHBUHDADAHH
bum bum
BBBBRRRRRRADAAADADUHBUUUUHHHH

Um, no I don't live in London. Do you some British version of craigslist? Chestertonchesterfieldslist.org?
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 07:00 PM
Replies: 33,717
Views: 373,299
Posted By snipelfritz
At one point, there was a truck outside backing...

At one point, there was a truck outside backing up either in real life or in one of the dream levels, but then I started dreaming I was in a hospital attached to an EKG and the truck's beep was the...
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 12:42 PM
Replies: 156
Views: 1,913
Posted By snipelfritz
Look at those big wide eyes! They're just asking...

Look at those big wide eyes!

They're just asking for a closed-mouth kiss.

On your lips, not on your eyeball.
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 12:40 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 248
Posted By snipelfritz
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http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/11111/111114474/3825788-rap+battle.gif
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 12:10 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 329
Posted By snipelfritz
Michael DuPont sounds like the sort of alias you...

Michael DuPont sounds like the sort of alias you would make up to cheat on your taxes.
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 12:07 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 505
Posted By snipelfritz
And where, pray tell will you find this fabled...

And where, pray tell will you find this fabled holy grail of furniture?
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 12:04 PM
Replies: 33,717
Views: 373,299
Posted By snipelfritz
Man, I had a dream within a dream within a dream....

Man, I had a dream within a dream within a dream. Then I had a dream where I tried to explain all of that.
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 03:25 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 963
Posted By snipelfritz
JG, you are totes kawaii, most desu.

JG, you are totes kawaii, most desu.
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 03:22 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 963
Posted By snipelfritz
I used to think I had more of my Mom's side's...

I used to think I had more of my Mom's side's features, but now I also kind of look like my dad.

Either way I'm handsome as balls.
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 02:07 AM
Replies: 33,717
Views: 373,299
Posted By snipelfritz
Everyone's a winner, baby! :daisy:

Everyone's a winner, baby!

:daisy:
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 02:01 AM
Replies: 33,717
Views: 373,299
Posted By snipelfritz
Qu'est que c'est, Precious?

Qu'est que c'est, Precious?
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 01:56 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 218
Posted By snipelfritz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pa5H_4lBXs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pa5H_4lBXs
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