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Forum: The Pit 11-13-2015, 05:45 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,541
Posted By MattMez
Bury a barrel in the sand and line the lid with...

Bury a barrel in the sand and line the lid with coconut and one by one they will fall in there, eventually they will get hungry and eat each other, then when you only have two surviving set them free...
Forum: The Pit 10-24-2015, 11:30 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,153
Posted By MattMez
To be Frank you make nice music but none of you...

To be Frank you make nice music but none of you are sexy enough
Forum: The Pit 09-04-2014, 05:52 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 2,018
Posted By MattMez
Why did you put brocolli in there?

Why did you put brocolli in there?
Forum: The Pit 09-04-2014, 05:49 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,583
Posted By MattMez
Of the cities I've been to London just because...

Of the cities I've been to London just because it's so ****ing busy. It's a total anomaly compared to other cities in the UK. I hate the tube, the people piss me off with their rushing everywhere and...
Forum: The Pit 09-04-2014, 06:32 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 815
Posted By MattMez
Congrats

Congrats
Forum: The Pit 09-03-2014, 05:57 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 815
Posted By MattMez
I really want you to find the song

I really want you to find the song
Forum: The Pit 09-03-2014, 04:17 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 815
Posted By MattMez
You would not get far on Nevermind The Buzzcocks

You would not get far on Nevermind The Buzzcocks
Forum: The Pit 09-03-2014, 04:11 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 630
Posted By MattMez
That's weak.

That's weak.
Forum: The Pit 09-03-2014, 03:55 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 950
Posted By MattMez
I would consider it socialising....Even if most...

I would consider it socialising....Even if most people on here aren't very sociable
Forum: The Pit 09-03-2014, 03:50 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 630
Posted By MattMez
If I Were The Devil

Someone on my Facebook timeline posted this video today

http://youtu.be/4rysHrMClDE

If you can't be bothered to watch the video it's a recording of Paul Harvey in the 1960's saying what he would do...
Forum: The Pit 09-03-2014, 02:48 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 918
Posted By MattMez
I thought this was going to be a joke about...

I thought this was going to be a joke about alternate picking
Forum: The Pit 09-03-2014, 02:38 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 820
Posted By MattMez
There was someone in the pit who had been on the...

There was someone in the pit who had been on the news a couple of years back and was being interviewed about his neighbour who had either killed himself or someone else I think, and the interviewer...
Forum: The Pit 09-03-2014, 02:28 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,136
Posted By MattMez
The Onion isn't biased, and probably more...

The Onion isn't biased, and probably more reliable than Fox
Forum: The Pit 09-03-2014, 02:26 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 605
Posted By MattMez
It seems to be ok because you managed to start...

It seems to be ok because you managed to start this thread. I wouldn't worry about it and just grab a beer.
Forum: The Pit 09-02-2014, 06:04 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,078
Posted By MattMez
Just stay awake until the next night and try to...

Just stay awake until the next night and try to sleep then.
Forum: The Pit 09-02-2014, 05:41 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,261
Posted By MattMez
To be honest I don't have an answer. I'm tired...

To be honest I don't have an answer. I'm tired and my girlfriend has Geordie Shore on the TV so I couldn't understand anything after the third sentence.
Forum: The Pit 09-02-2014, 06:53 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 823
Posted By MattMez
Cool original doritos and peanut m&ms

Cool original doritos and peanut m&ms
Forum: The Pit 09-01-2014, 03:44 PM
Replies: 129
Views: 2,832
Posted By MattMez
Haha when I lived with my parents did that with...

Haha when I lived with my parents did that with the local news, and I used to face the same dilemma. Nice to know us British and you Americans ain't so different. :haha:
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2014, 06:37 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 986
Posted By MattMez
I can read whatever I want because I'm a grown...

I can read whatever I want because I'm a grown up. It's wonderful
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2014, 06:35 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 202
Posted By MattMez
Are you wearing the strap in the correct manner?

Are you wearing the strap in the correct manner?
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2014, 04:52 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 988
Posted By MattMez
You missed threads about "Why is the Pit so...

You missed threads about "Why is the Pit so quiet it was so good x amount of time ago" and "Hi Pit I've been away but now I'm back what have I missed?"
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2014, 04:08 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 565
Posted By MattMez
Happy Birthday. What presents did you get?

Happy Birthday. What presents did you get?
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2014, 04:04 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 881
Posted By MattMez
Typical caveman response

Typical caveman response
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2014, 03:58 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 881
Posted By MattMez
You might say that it was....below the belt. I...

You might say that it was....below the belt.

I don't have much in the way of ass hair or body hair in general, I feel I am a more evolved human because of it.
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 05:30 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,620
Posted By MattMez
Royal Blood Jack White Lazaretto I haven't heard...

Royal Blood
Jack White Lazaretto

I haven't heard an album i haven't liked so far this year
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 05:20 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,510
Posted By MattMez
When i lived with my parents they weren't...

When i lived with my parents they weren't bothered hy me drinking. I think they were more concerned when i went through a phase of not leaving the house to socialise for a year.

I've never taken...
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 05:06 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 841
Posted By MattMez
The last of my dignity

The last of my dignity
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 05:04 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 431
Posted By MattMez
I have a copy of Tumblers Today if you're not at...

I have a copy of Tumblers Today if you're not at 100
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2014, 02:00 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 756
Posted By MattMez
I can't bring myself to download it, I hate the...

I can't bring myself to download it, I hate the me from two weeks ago let alone the me from a year or longer ago.
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2014, 01:58 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,603
Posted By MattMez
That's crazy, I was totally going to move to...

That's crazy, I was totally going to move to Canada after Michael Moore had painted this picture of it being a safe haven from theft and gun crime.
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