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Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 05:57 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 783
Posted By DJ Safari
I'll pretend it was a temp ban. See you in 2...

I'll pretend it was a temp ban.

See you in 2 months!
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 05:56 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 1,777
Posted By DJ Safari
Not every church answers to the pope or considers...

Not every church answers to the pope or considers him a messenger of God.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 05:55 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 783
Posted By DJ Safari
That's not really a question tho

That's not really a question tho
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 05:54 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 783
Posted By DJ Safari
Yes 4 I'm going to need something more to go on...

Yes 4


I'm going to need something more to go on here.

How tall are you? How big are you? How thin are you? Do you frequently stretch?

This is an amazing talent.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 05:52 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 783
Posted By DJ Safari
People with PE usually are pretty emaciated.

People with PE usually are pretty emaciated.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 05:52 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 783
Posted By DJ Safari
ronjeremy.jpg Amazing how such a fat stubby man...

ronjeremy.jpg


Amazing how such a fat stubby man can do it so well
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 05:50 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 783
Posted By DJ Safari
Of all the 'I swear I'm not mad at this guy I'm...

Of all the 'I swear I'm not mad at this guy I'm so aloof' posters, you're the most hamfisted.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 05:48 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 783
Posted By DJ Safari
Can you suck yourself off?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQCMbLOBQMw
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 05:42 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 1,777
Posted By DJ Safari
They do NOT have a 'common image', there's not...

They do NOT have a 'common image', there's not even any way to argue this.


You're really dealing with ~edgy anti-religion~ issues that should have been dealt with during puberty.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 05:31 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 1,777
Posted By DJ Safari
So, if two different churches read the Bible, and...

So, if two different churches read the Bible, and one gets 'The world started 2012 years ago no condoms god hates fags' and the other gets 'The bible is not to be taken literally and there is alot of...
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 05:27 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,652
Posted By DJ Safari
Hey guys Remember this thread? All the stupid...

Hey guys

Remember this thread?
All the stupid shit some people said and how mad they were?
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 05:25 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 1,777
Posted By DJ Safari
lol hate and ignorance really do go hand in hand

lol


hate and ignorance really do go hand in hand
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 05:06 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 1,777
Posted By DJ Safari
Right. All institutions are the same.

Right.
All institutions are the same.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 04:59 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 1,777
Posted By DJ Safari
Congratulations, you're as terrible as the...

Congratulations, you're as terrible as the religious fanatics you cry about.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 02:35 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 1,777
Posted By DJ Safari
Pussies don't do well in the real world. 'Pussy...

Pussies don't do well in the real world.

'Pussy or a loser' is redundant, I guess.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 02:32 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 1,777
Posted By DJ Safari
As long as he doesn't become a pussy or a loser,...

As long as he doesn't become a pussy or a loser, I'll be crying tears of joy.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 02:29 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 1,777
Posted By DJ Safari
They can choose their instrument, but they'll...

They can choose their instrument, but they'll definitely be playing one. And sports, and other extracurriculars.

No child of mine shall be an underachieving hick.


I'll probably just be like my...
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 02:22 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 1,777
Posted By DJ Safari
While they're under my roof and under my...

While they're under my roof and under my sustenance, they'll be raised to be productive, intelligent, kind, real human beings.

After they're of legal age, move out, and are self sufficient, they're...
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 02:20 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 1,777
Posted By DJ Safari
I am often told this.

I am often told this.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 02:18 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 1,777
Posted By DJ Safari
I am extremely strict with myself. Consistency...

I am extremely strict with myself.
Consistency and hard work are the keys to sucess.


As for my children, first and foremost I want to instill in them a strong internal logic and moral system so...
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 01:20 PM
Replies: 40,383
Views: 453,753
Posted By DJ Safari
Origins was really fun but I don't think I'll be...

Origins was really fun but I don't think I'll be able to replay it anytime soon

While it's great as a first play.. looking back, alot of the sections were really lengthy and dragged on and I'm not...
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 10:40 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,270
Posted By DJ Safari
Bad mouthing your cousin online is a terrible...

Bad mouthing your cousin online is a terrible thing to do.
Forum: Community Archives 08-21-2012, 10:39 AM
Replies: 40,066
Views: 493,691
Posted By DJ Safari
x2 on both

x2 on both
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 10:10 AM
Replies: 144
Views: 2,721
Posted By DJ Safari
I got a bitch with me I call her miss without...

I got a bitch with me I call her miss without draws I go to the bank they call me mr withdraw

get girls wet like backs

Check my bio, I started high with 2 Oz, Just like Ohio

I'm from the jungle...
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 09:47 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,270
Posted By DJ Safari
I think you still haven't gotten across how coy...

I think you still haven't gotten across how coy and aloof you are to this whole thing.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 09:42 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,364
Posted By DJ Safari
Unjustifiably, sure. Not when we're talking about...

Unjustifiably, sure.
Not when we're talking about a rude mid 20's NEET with clear social impediments whose only occupation is forum posting and Gundam figurines.

Also;
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 09:24 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,270
Posted By DJ Safari
Agreed. The mods really need to start cracking...

Agreed. The mods really need to start cracking down on these trolls.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 09:20 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,270
Posted By DJ Safari
I hope you learn proper conjugation in the...

I hope you learn proper conjugation in the meantime.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2012, 09:19 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,270
Posted By DJ Safari
Enjoy your second ban, troll.

Enjoy your second ban, troll.
Forum: Community Archives 08-21-2012, 09:18 AM
Replies: 40,066
Views: 493,691
Posted By DJ Safari
i think i'm the only person who doesn't...

i think i'm the only person who doesn't appreciate cronenberg

he's like the antithesis of hip

he's not deep, he's DEEEEEEEEP
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