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Forum: The Pit 05-18-2013, 11:51 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,181
Posted By lucky1978
You should lick the pick so that joe will be...

You should lick the pick so that joe will be inside you!
Forum: The Pit 05-18-2013, 02:17 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,021
Posted By lucky1978
I once admitted to thinking of another girl when...

I once admitted to thinking of another girl when humpin' a girl. The other girl was her sister.
Forum: The Pit 05-18-2013, 02:06 PM
Replies: 3,374
Views: 31,573
Posted By lucky1978
No Mario Williams jokes yet? "I got 99...

No Mario Williams jokes yet?
"I got 99 million dollars but a bitch is a serious problem for me
If you're havin' gridiron problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 million dollars but a bitch is a...
Forum: The Pit 05-16-2013, 02:18 PM
Replies: 239
Views: 3,305
Posted By lucky1978
I don't own a gun, probly never will. That said,...

I don't own a gun, probly never will. That said, the only stat that factors into the gun laws is who's gonna make how much money. Murder, aggravated crime, morals, none of them have anything to do...
Forum: The Pit 05-16-2013, 01:53 PM
Replies: 187
Views: 3,355
Posted By lucky1978
Excellent point! I now hate the word terrorist...

Excellent point! I now hate the word terrorist too. The word is used more to marginalize legitimate concerns/movements than for actual terrorism. Sorta like anyone who supported the occupy movement...
Forum: The Pit 05-14-2013, 01:54 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,062
Posted By lucky1978
If there's leftovers of something I like I'll...

If there's leftovers of something I like I'll save some if I can and know I can eat it long before it goes bad. A lil e Coli never killed anyone.
Forum: The Pit 05-12-2013, 11:55 PM
Replies: 3,374
Views: 31,573
Posted By lucky1978
Yup. Holmgren started to get it going and then...

Yup. Holmgren started to get it going and then the new owners came in and made damn sure the Browns will be a last place team for years to come.

The rivalry against the steelers in Cleveland has a...
Forum: The Pit 05-12-2013, 11:42 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 416
Posted By lucky1978
Google the song "Kazoo Star" by Machine...

Google the song "Kazoo Star" by Machine Go Boom. The dude rocks a kazoo
Forum: The Pit 05-12-2013, 11:35 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 817
Posted By lucky1978
What's up with all the satanism? The answers are...

What's up with all the satanism? The answers are skewed to make anyone seem like a metal fan...or paranoid.

"I respect metalheads and what they do. Or so I pretend, at the window in the drive-thru"
Forum: The Pit 05-11-2013, 11:33 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 281
Posted By lucky1978
I don't know how to post the ad with my phone but...

I don't know how to post the ad with my phone but the Progressive insurance co's "Name Your Own Price!" ad sends me into a blind rage every time I see it, I can't control myself. Oddly enough, Olive...
Forum: The Pit 05-10-2013, 05:55 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 316
Posted By lucky1978
Don't forget Eek the Cat! I recently watched an...

Don't forget Eek the Cat! I recently watched an episode of Terrible Thunder Lizards called "T-Rex, Lies and Videotape", classic, wholesome, sophisticated comedy gold!
Forum: The Pit 05-09-2013, 10:45 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 226
Posted By lucky1978
Where do I put my money and is there a limit on...

Where do I put my money and is there a limit on t-shirt purchases?
Forum: The Pit 05-09-2013, 10:28 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 1,981
Posted By lucky1978
How many pancakes does it take to build a...

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?

None, alligators can't fly.

Two eggs, a piece of sausage and some bacon walk into a bar...

Bartender says, "sorry guys, we don't serve breakfast...
Forum: The Pit 05-09-2013, 09:57 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 394
Posted By lucky1978
Best metal band I've heard in years!

Best metal band I've heard in years!
Forum: The Pit 05-09-2013, 09:16 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,135
Posted By lucky1978
Ulcers are the worst pain I've gone through. Not...

Ulcers are the worst pain I've gone through. Not only is the pain excruciating, it lasts anywhere from 8 to 72 hours for me. I seriously doubt I would notice stepping on an upturned plug if I had an...
Forum: The Pit 05-07-2013, 11:30 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,397
Posted By lucky1978
Crazy shit! I live about 2 miles from there and...

Crazy shit! I live about 2 miles from there and have gone by that house on my way to band practice hundreds of times! I'm off today and may go over there to check out all the excitement later. It is...
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2013, 12:01 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,232
Posted By lucky1978
Pffft! Former Ohio congressman Dennis Kucinich...

Pffft! Former Ohio congressman Dennis Kucinich (Dem) has been telling his UFO tale for years. This is nothing.

BTW, Dennis was actually a decent congressman. He at least spoke his mind and attempted...
Forum: The Pit 05-05-2013, 01:31 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 977
Posted By lucky1978
Is this the apocalypse?

Is this the apocalypse?
Forum: The Pit 05-03-2013, 03:37 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 887
Posted By lucky1978
If its general admission on the floor just be...

If its general admission on the floor just be courteous to people around you, be more lenient to someone shorter than you trying to cut in front. Try to find a good view without obstructing others'...
Forum: The Pit 05-03-2013, 10:47 AM
Replies: 6,803
Views: 114,737
Posted By lucky1978
On a side note, I love Of Montreal, I'm...

On a side note, I love Of Montreal, I'm jealous.

Does anyone here know anything about "spice"? I know it's suppose to be synthetic pot and I know my brother is sick as **** and he says it's from...
Forum: The Pit 05-02-2013, 11:04 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,290
Posted By lucky1978
So...what they're saying is that one day a year...

So...what they're saying is that one day a year the federal government will do its frickin' job. That would certainly be worthy of a holiday. But it's corporate interest groups as usual for the other...
Forum: The Pit 05-02-2013, 10:42 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,183
Posted By lucky1978
I dont know how to use that pic but... I have...

I dont know how to use that pic but...
I have large, cartoon looking scars on my right elbow and ankle from heart surgery as a baby. They're just from the tubes they had plugged into me but they've...
Forum: The Pit 04-30-2013, 03:35 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 5,945
Posted By lucky1978
"Common...9.99...across" Translation:...

"Common...9.99...across"

Translation: No one likes me so I'm gonna try to trick myself into believing its cause everyone is jealous of my mad skills. Please reinforce my belief so I won't cry so...
Forum: The Pit 04-30-2013, 03:12 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 742
Posted By lucky1978
"Wo, Wo, Wo, Wo, Wo"- a country song I...

"Wo, Wo, Wo, Wo, Wo"- a country song I heard yesterday.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh" -weezer, perfect situation(?).

"I had a drink the other day
Opinions were like kittens,
I was giving them away" -modest...
Forum: The Pit 04-28-2013, 11:59 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 558
Posted By lucky1978
Will there be cake and orange drink? Cookies...

Will there be cake and orange drink? Cookies maybe?
Forum: The Pit 04-27-2013, 01:24 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 676
Posted By lucky1978
If your friends mountain bike was a box store...

If your friends mountain bike was a box store bike that could explain why it was harder, or improper gear (not)shifting. There's a big difference between a Giant and a Huffy.
Since its not a race, I...
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2013, 10:35 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 916
Posted By lucky1978
I was worried he would beat me up or play Travis...

I was worried he would beat me up or play Travis tritt cassettes near me or something, I had to add that
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2013, 10:23 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 916
Posted By lucky1978
**** You! Buy a frickin' house if you want...

**** You! Buy a frickin' house if you want absolute silence. Guess what buddy, 7 frickin' 000,000,000 people don't live like you and if you can't afford your own place, get used to sharing with them....
Forum: The Pit 04-22-2013, 11:52 PM
Replies: 3,374
Views: 31,573
Posted By lucky1978
Seems like most teams are trying to trade down in...

Seems like most teams are trying to trade down in the draft. I can see it now...

...With the first ROUND of the 2013 draft, the Oakland Raiders select the Alabama Crimson Tide...
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2013, 11:16 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,019
Posted By lucky1978
Cheer up dude(/troll?). If this is real I'd bet...

Cheer up dude(/troll?). If this is real I'd bet your problem is you're trying way too hard. Put your pants back on and relax.
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