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Forum: The Pit 11-18-2014, 07:33 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 518
Posted By mystical_1
lol, she's like seventy years old, enjoy dat :D

lol, she's like seventy years old, enjoy dat :D
Forum: The Pit 11-18-2014, 07:28 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,338
Posted By mystical_1
vaseline unscented

vaseline unscented
Forum: The Pit 11-18-2014, 07:17 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 518
Posted By mystical_1
red meat and spankings

red meat and spankings
Forum: The Pit 11-18-2014, 07:08 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,298
Posted By mystical_1
please please make poland thread next

please please make poland thread next
Forum: The Pit 11-16-2014, 12:20 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,347
Posted By mystical_1
I used to in college. Now that i'm back home I...

I used to in college. Now that i'm back home I had to revert back to one-syllable words.
Forum: The Pit 11-16-2014, 12:04 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,078
Posted By mystical_1
At least there is a reason why our teeth are...

At least there is a reason why our teeth are brown.

err...
Forum: The Pit 11-16-2014, 12:00 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 711
Posted By mystical_1
I was having a great day last week when someone...

I was having a great day last week when someone came up to me and said, "Are you okay, it looks like you are going to cry."

wtf?!

I hate it when people say, oh you look tired, did you lose weight,...
Forum: The Pit 11-16-2014, 11:56 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,078
Posted By mystical_1
I grew up watching it when we all thought it was...

I grew up watching it when we all thought it was real. When you watch someone pile drive or clothes-line someone and you actually think it's real, it awesome.

I can't watch it anymore, knowing it's...
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 03:01 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,185
Posted By mystical_1
Had to lay a rug down at someone house at some...

Had to lay a rug down at someone house at some religious retreat my gf made me go to. Left the retreat, left my gf, and left catholicism.
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 02:57 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,192
Posted By mystical_1
:haha: Ah, I've missed this place

:haha:

Ah, I've missed this place
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 02:47 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 729
Posted By mystical_1
:o

:o
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 02:43 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,208
Posted By mystical_1
There's like five different conversations going...

There's like five different conversations going on in this thread. :livid:
Forum: The Pit 09-06-2014, 03:13 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 653
Posted By mystical_1
Lime works. Or you can make a compost barrel...

Lime works. Or you can make a compost barrel (which, adversely, will attract bears), or do what Andy Dufrane did in Shawshank Redemption.
Forum: The Pit 09-06-2014, 02:01 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 551
Posted By mystical_1
Came in here for nothing and was not disappointed.

Came in here for nothing and was not disappointed.
Forum: The Pit 09-06-2014, 01:57 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,413
Posted By mystical_1
Came in here for rapid intestinal movement and...

Came in here for rapid intestinal movement and was disappointed.
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2014, 03:00 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,314
Posted By mystical_1
Burger King breakfast menu (every item)

Burger King breakfast menu (every item)
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2014, 02:52 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,700
Posted By mystical_1
Nothing. No one would recognize me without my...

Nothing. No one would recognize me without my santa hat.
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2014, 02:42 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 342
Posted By mystical_1
You can fill out a form with the post office to...

You can fill out a form with the post office to hold your mail for a couple of days. I just did the same thing cause i'm going on vacation.
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2014, 02:39 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 2,097
Posted By mystical_1
Most copies have a black circle stamped over the...

Most copies have a black circle stamped over the cover date (on the cover and inside) with "November" printed over it. However, some copies do not have the November overprint. Most No. 1 issues have...
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2014, 02:35 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,830
Posted By mystical_1
We have one near me that I go to every year. ...

We have one near me that I go to every year. There's one shop that has fifty different kinds of beef jerky. The habenero pepper one is awesome.

Did ya dance the may pole Stewie?
Forum: The Pit 07-10-2014, 06:07 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 892
Posted By mystical_1
Something similar: I was about five and blowing...

Something similar: I was about five and blowing off fireworks with my older cousin. We saw a cop car come around the corner and he ran one way, I turned and ran into the house (leaving the door...
Forum: The Pit 07-10-2014, 05:50 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 280
Posted By mystical_1
Bring it in the tub with you. Makes a good...

Bring it in the tub with you. Makes a good aircraft carrier for your army men at the same time.
Forum: The Pit 07-10-2014, 05:45 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,220
Posted By mystical_1
You never appreciate something until its gone. ...

You never appreciate something until its gone.

Pawn your guitar equipment for cash at a pawn shop. That'll give you about a month to decide if you want to buy it back or spend the money on more...
Forum: The Pit 07-10-2014, 05:35 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 899
Posted By mystical_1
I like to smell and suck on my arm hair.

I like to smell and suck on my arm hair.
Forum: The Pit 07-10-2014, 05:29 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 786
Posted By mystical_1
Omen 6 is shwag, bro.

Omen 6 is shwag, bro.
Forum: The Pit 07-10-2014, 05:20 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 3,464
Posted By mystical_1
Stinky_Finger and Brown_thumb_Bob because they...

Stinky_Finger and Brown_thumb_Bob because they give good medical advice.
Forum: The Pit 05-29-2014, 04:41 AM
Replies: 138
Views: 3,311
Posted By mystical_1
jelly is why

jelly is why
Forum: The Pit 05-29-2014, 04:32 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,817
Posted By mystical_1
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http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/this+is+a+prime+example+of+a+neckbeard+_d6c1fd3ebf34b32b4cda379d43292d37.jpg

:down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down:
Forum: The Pit 05-29-2014, 03:55 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,250
Posted By mystical_1
:dance: Still in the cool crowd for a few more...

:dance:

Still in the cool crowd for a few more years.


I'd say, when the chest hair turns white, even at my age, white hair on someone's back and chest, or elsewhere is cringy.
Forum: The Pit 05-29-2014, 03:48 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,552
Posted By mystical_1
8008's

8008's
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