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Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 01-01-2010, 01:31 AM
Replies: 1,410
Views: 64,675
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
newyearseve. the time where the old me sheds and...

newyearseve.
the time where the old me
sheds
and the new me continues.
and at the stroke of midnight,
the body falls into its place
so decided by this time.
and you and me fall on each other
on the...
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 12-30-2009, 04:42 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 333
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
I agree with Zach. The tone and language in this...

I agree with Zach. The tone and language in this is simple put pleasant. Regardless of what's happening in the story, this is the first time I've really enjoyed the way you presented things.
Forum: Modern Rock 12-26-2009, 03:34 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,034
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
more soundgarden

more soundgarden
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 12-26-2009, 03:31 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,216
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
exactly. you have enough real life material to...

exactly. you have enough real life material to make people like me look like whiny little teen bitches. im sorry for how things have gone and i only hope for the best, as i am not one to take...
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 12-26-2009, 03:25 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 585
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
dislike the title. the end still carried some...

dislike the title. the end still carried some surprise, because i kinda forgot what the title was, but i still dislike it alluding to the punchline like that.

i also didn't like "the curves in our...
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 12-26-2009, 04:19 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 289
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
This is a mess. The sentences and paragraphs...

This is a mess. The sentences and paragraphs drag on for way too long, not pausing to let the reader gobble up the idea, while sometimes making unimportant observations (my truck was red and heading...
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 12-26-2009, 03:27 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 913
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
conflict

this has been bugging me a whole lot recently, so i just wanted to write about it. ots, because im not sleeping on this and its too late to edit. forgive me for any arrogance i display. you know...
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 10-20-2009, 06:44 PM
Replies: 8,016
Views: 130,238
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
Sometimes I wonder why I keep checking this...

Sometimes I wonder why I keep checking this thread.
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 10-17-2009, 06:38 PM
Replies: 8,016
Views: 130,238
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
My dad needs to be smacked. Even after he's out...

My dad needs to be smacked. Even after he's out of the house, his selfishness permeates through as many routes as possible.

Ugh. Divorce is a bitch.
Forum: The Pit 10-17-2009, 11:11 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 818
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
Pollen and pertussis shots (if that counts as an...

Pollen and pertussis shots (if that counts as an allergy). I heard stories of me curled on the floor, screaming in pain when I was a kid.
Forum: The Pit 10-16-2009, 10:36 PM
Replies: 229
Views: 3,354
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
The best sentences end with "or...

The best sentences end with "or whatever". And if you're posting on a public forum, you are, to one degree or another, looking for attention. And wrong. Very very wrong.
Forum: The Pit 10-16-2009, 09:44 PM
Replies: 774
Views: 65,565
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
This thread is rapid fire win.

This thread is rapid fire win.
Forum: The Pit 10-16-2009, 09:36 PM
Replies: 229
Views: 3,354
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
Feminism is simply the ideal of furtherance of...

Feminism is simply the ideal of furtherance of women in the world. Plenty of people have the idea that men and women should be treated equally, but most people don't associate them with feminists...
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 10-09-2009, 02:45 PM
Replies: 8,016
Views: 130,238
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
That brings up the question: "Are we...

That brings up the question: "Are we turds?"
Forum: The Pit 10-09-2009, 02:31 PM
Replies: 336
Views: 6,278
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
Shake and bake ftnpp

Shake and bake ftnpp
Forum: The Pit 10-09-2009, 02:28 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,234
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
It ain't the size of the boat :D :(

It ain't the size of the boat :D

:(
Forum: The Pit 10-09-2009, 02:11 PM
Replies: 10,051
Views: 397,559
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
I'm a 20 yer old virgin :( so yeah, everything I...

I'm a 20 yer old virgin :( so yeah, everything I know about sex is from jerking off. It's a sad sight, really.
Forum: The Pit 10-09-2009, 02:00 PM
Replies: 10,051
Views: 397,559
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
So... every time I orgasm, I'm not exactly a long...

So... every time I orgasm, I'm not exactly a long range shooter. It just kinda crawls out instead of shooting out. I remember this question being asked before, but I can't find it. So, any way of...
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 10-09-2009, 12:41 PM
Replies: 8,016
Views: 130,238
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
Meh, I wasn't trying to say that no change is...

Meh, I wasn't trying to say that no change is possible. I think we'll always retain SOME selfishness, but we can logically cut away part of it.
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 10-09-2009, 12:26 PM
Replies: 8,016
Views: 130,238
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
Jealousy evolved from a little child yelling for...

Jealousy evolved from a little child yelling for mama to cheating on your girlfriend. It's really just a sophisticated form of jealousy. We may always have those desires, but suppressing them is...
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics Contests 10-09-2009, 01:57 AM
Replies: 162
Views: 10,146
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
*hopes for The Big Lebowski* On a more serious...

*hopes for The Big Lebowski*

On a more serious note, has S&L ever run a metered verse comp? As in you'd have to stay within a strict rhyme scheme and meter? Because that's a side of writing that...
Forum: The Pit 10-06-2009, 03:35 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 3,539
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
They did.

They did.
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 10-06-2009, 03:34 PM
Replies: 8,016
Views: 130,238
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
If it were up to me, I'd love to see what you...

If it were up to me, I'd love to see what you wrote.
Forum: The Pit 10-06-2009, 03:30 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 3,539
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
I Am Legend. And that's coming from a guy that...

I Am Legend. And that's coming from a guy that doesn't like Will Smith.
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 10-06-2009, 03:06 PM
Replies: 8,016
Views: 130,238
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
There's a snake in my basement.

There's a snake in my basement.
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 10-06-2009, 10:31 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 306
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
Thanks yall. And heck rush, I didn't think you'd...

Thanks yall. And heck rush, I didn't think you'd return on a one-line crit. I feel guilty now. :p:
Forum: The Pit 10-06-2009, 02:06 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,143
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
Action figure of Jean Luc Picard while I was...

Action figure of Jean Luc Picard while I was taking a ****. I pissed too, so I guess it counts.
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 10-06-2009, 01:49 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 717
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
I was definitely invested in this. The last line...

I was definitely invested in this. The last line seemed like it tried to sum it all in one sentence when it didn't need to be. It was like saying "this is the reason" when you spent the entire...
Forum: The Pit 10-05-2009, 08:20 PM
Replies: 308
Views: 9,015
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
don't forget the tanks too.

don't forget the tanks too.
Forum: The Pit 10-05-2009, 07:13 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 1,788
Posted By Ninjamonkey767
Well what ****ing answer did you expect?

Well what ****ing answer did you expect?
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