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Forum: The Pit 11-17-2012, 06:17 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 697
Posted By misty_b
Why would you fish for carp? Pretty lame unless...

Why would you fish for carp? Pretty lame unless you use a bow or a crossbow :/
Forum: The Pit 07-26-2012, 11:42 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,137
Posted By misty_b
I can't believe I listened to almost half of this...

I can't believe I listened to almost half of this crap. I facepalmed so hard when Mustaine mentioned Bill Clinton almost being impeached for having an affair...it was for LYING - not for the affair...
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2012, 08:57 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,200
Posted By misty_b
I come back to the country every other weekend...

I come back to the country every other weekend and mow my aunt, grandma, and father's lawns with a Dixon riding lawn mower and random push mowers. It usually takes all weekend to do all the lawns...
Forum: The Pit 11-07-2011, 05:46 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,228
Posted By misty_b
I have two extra ribs.

I have two extra ribs.
Forum: The Pit 09-26-2011, 10:59 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,058
Posted By misty_b
You're an idiot...when douchebag is used as an...

You're an idiot...when douchebag is used as an insult, it has neither male nor female implications - it doesn't matter whether it's more commonly used to describe men, because it's a slang term, ffs....
Forum: The Pit 09-24-2011, 01:01 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 955
Posted By misty_b
I'd have to agree with those who say that the...

I'd have to agree with those who say that the BADDEST show on tv right now is It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.




...most bad, wtf?
Forum: The Pit 09-24-2011, 12:53 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 708
Posted By misty_b
I never had any wisdom teeth, therefore I've...

I never had any wisdom teeth, therefore I've never experienced the magic of coming out of anesthesia after having them removed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS3Olh9DnaE Like this crazy biznatch. I...
Forum: The Pit 07-27-2011, 01:17 AM
Replies: 374
Views: 4,778
Posted By misty_b
This thread sounds like it's full of young, white...

This thread sounds like it's full of young, white middle-class American teenagers who thought it would be clever if they wore shirts that said "White Power" during Black History Month at high school...
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2011, 02:19 AM
Replies: 219
Views: 5,199
Posted By misty_b
We live in a world where the majority of people...

We live in a world where the majority of people are idiots who have this unexplainable need to have control over other people's lives, because of some idiotic idea that it's affecting them, although...
Forum: The Pit 06-14-2011, 03:51 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 3,821
Posted By misty_b
Frozen. Basically Open Water, but on a chair...

Frozen. Basically Open Water, but on a chair lift. I could kill the dipshit who made that pile of rubbish, or at least torture him for however long that movie was so he knows what I went through...
Forum: The Pit 06-14-2011, 03:36 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 798
Posted By misty_b
:confused: Pretty sure paedofail isn't a word...

:confused: Pretty sure paedofail isn't a word...
Forum: The Pit 06-08-2011, 09:14 AM
Replies: 308
Views: 4,010
Posted By misty_b
Wow...funny how they don't give everyone PBT's...

Wow...funny how they don't give everyone PBT's but I suppose since alcohol is a legal drug, it's fine. Is nicotine a drug they test for? Doubt it. Anyway, I think it's ridiculous how they treat lower...
Forum: The Pit 06-08-2011, 04:03 AM
Replies: 245
Views: 2,556
Posted By misty_b
You said it the best. Children really don't give...

You said it the best. Children really don't give a flying **** what they play with as long as it interests them. I'm not sure what kind of toys you would even consider to be gender-specific for...
Forum: The Pit 06-08-2011, 03:03 AM
Replies: 245
Views: 2,556
Posted By misty_b
Ahhh word. Well I was about 50/50 on whether you...

Ahhh word. Well I was about 50/50 on whether you were poking fun at my posting or just making an observation. Sometimes I try to imagine what a post would sound like being spoken in the poster's...
Forum: The Pit 06-08-2011, 02:25 AM
Replies: 245
Views: 2,556
Posted By misty_b
:cheers: Thanks for remembering me by the two or...

:cheers: Thanks for remembering me by the two or three other posts I've made about Native culture...although I don't remember what threads they were in so I definitely don't remember anything you've...
Forum: The Pit 06-08-2011, 02:06 AM
Replies: 245
Views: 2,556
Posted By misty_b
I'm so glad my heathen culture full of...

I'm so glad my heathen culture full of bloodthirsty savages was destroyed. This is some of the perverse bullshit us prairie nigs used to believe in.
*you should read this out loud with your voice...
Forum: The Pit 06-07-2011, 12:05 AM
Replies: 34,521
Views: 523,616
Posted By misty_b
^I'm assuming you're talking about serotonin...

^I'm assuming you're talking about serotonin syndrome, which isn't caused by taking ecstasy (or any other serotonin-affecting drugs) frequently over a long period of time. It's usually caused by...
Forum: The Pit 06-06-2011, 10:27 PM
Replies: 34,521
Views: 523,616
Posted By misty_b
I've taken them 3 times. The first time, I took 6...

I've taken them 3 times. The first time, I took 6 seed packets that contained 50-60 seeds/packet (so it said on the packaging) so that's between 300-360 seeds. I washed these in mild dish detergent...
Forum: The Pit 06-05-2011, 02:06 PM
Replies: 34,521
Views: 523,616
Posted By misty_b
Hot damn! I never rode in a convertible before!!

Hot damn! I never rode in a convertible before!!
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2011, 02:53 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,619
Posted By misty_b
I hope when you compared a beagle with a pit...

I hope when you compared a beagle with a pit bull, you were referring to the difference between raising a small dog to a larger breed, rather than insinuating that pit bulls have some killer instinct...
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2011, 02:20 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 532
Posted By misty_b
You're defending your pedophilia by stating that...

You're defending your pedophilia by stating that your girlfriend looks 16 and is very mature. So what? She's 13. I graduated high school when I was 17 and had my college plans figured out with some...
Forum: The Pit 05-17-2011, 02:54 AM
Replies: 405
Views: 4,238
Posted By misty_b
I don't think the threat of physical violence or...

I don't think the threat of physical violence or actually laying your hands on a child is ever necessary in disciplining children. If you need to beat someone whose strength is exponentially less...
Forum: The Pit 05-09-2011, 09:36 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 825
Posted By misty_b
Of course there are varying degrees of obsessive...

Of course there are varying degrees of obsessive compulsive disorder, but that doesn't negate from the idiocy of diagnosing oneself with a debilitating mental disorder just because you keep your room...
Forum: The Pit 05-09-2011, 07:55 PM
Replies: 37
Poll: Buffalo Bill
Views: 870
Posted By misty_b
I tried, but I couldn't find any lipstick. Then I...

I tried, but I couldn't find any lipstick. Then I got a boner and couldn't pull off the tuck, so I gave up and watched Food network.
Forum: The Pit 05-09-2011, 06:55 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 825
Posted By misty_b
http://s4.postimage.org/i10i98is/suprise.jpg...

http://s4.postimage.org/i10i98is/suprise.jpg
Whoah, that was a good save!! I always watch my hotdogs if I cook them in the microwave, and it's a good thing I do because the other day, I swear it...
Forum: The Pit 05-09-2011, 04:31 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 268
Posted By misty_b
Another birthday spent on UG eh? Nice life.

Another birthday spent on UG eh? Nice life.
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2011, 11:04 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 392
Posted By misty_b
You should try staying up all night sometime and...

You should try staying up all night sometime and then going to church...for science. See if you punch out another member of your parish and rip your shirt off or something wild like that.
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2011, 10:06 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 392
Posted By misty_b
nigga I AM...

nigga I AM AWAKE
http://www.buckaroosfunnypictures.com/files/bugeyes.gif
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2011, 07:15 PM
Replies: 34,521
Views: 523,616
Posted By misty_b
Woohooo! Graduation weekend! Graduation parties!!...

Woohooo! Graduation weekend! Graduation parties!!

OR I could stay home, hording all the methylones rather than share with my friends and be forced to see the smug faces of my other overachieving...
Forum: The Pit 04-25-2011, 12:11 AM
Replies: 34,521
Views: 523,616
Posted By misty_b
Graspin' bitches!

Graspin' bitches!
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