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Forum: The Pit 12-10-2014, 12:40 AM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
The one place in this realm that sits lower than...

The one place in this realm that sits lower than the pit.
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2014, 12:05 AM
Replies: 359
Views: 14,747
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
^ He just dialed the **** out of the creepiness.

^ He just dialed the **** out of the creepiness.
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2014, 12:02 AM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
:cry: You really do care!

:cry: You really do care!
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2014, 11:54 PM
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Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
http://cdn.portableapps.com/AudacityPortable.png

http://cdn.portableapps.com/AudacityPortable.png
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2014, 11:45 PM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Noooooooooo waaaaayyyyyyy. That was months ago....

Noooooooooo waaaaayyyyyyy. That was months ago. I'm definitely going to go reread that now.
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2014, 11:44 PM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
It means that now he can only get a boner when he...

It means that now he can only get a boner when he is half awake and it feels like aliens are coming in through the window.
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2014, 11:42 PM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
I heard he got the shit beat out of him by...

I heard he got the shit beat out of him by Jackal.




Was it Jackal that offered to fly him over or whatever? I remember something about Florida.
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2014, 11:39 PM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Yall nigs remember the time Element (I think?)...

Yall nigs remember the time Element (I think?) got super mad at Jackal and threatened to come fight him? The thing that my location is referencing?

That was real fun.
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2014, 11:36 PM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Could you borrow me your knowledge real quick?

Could you borrow me your knowledge real quick?
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2014, 11:35 PM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
:hug: That's what I strive for. Pushing the...

:hug:

That's what I strive for. Pushing the boundaries of giggling without ever encroaching on true laughter, and all while ending sentences with prepositions.
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2014, 11:26 PM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
There are no people. Just people that haven't met...

There are no people. Just people that haven't met me yet.
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2014, 11:22 PM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
There are no straight dudes. Just dudes that...

There are no straight dudes. Just dudes that haven't met me yet.
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 09:31 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 4,040
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Dis nigga aint even named after a good fast food...

Dis nigga aint even named after a good fast food joint!



Am I top 100 yet? Could you just ship me the crown Jay? I don't want a whole ceremony and everything.
Forum: The Pit 11-09-2014, 07:12 PM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
That's one yes. Give me 2 more and ITS ONNNNN!

That's one yes.

Give me 2 more and ITS ONNNNN!
Forum: The Pit 11-09-2014, 07:08 PM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Q: If I make a haxball room are you niggas gonna...

Q: If I make a haxball room are you niggas gonna join up?
Forum: The Pit 11-09-2014, 07:07 PM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
I know. Erik is my knight in shining armor and...

I know. Erik is my knight in shining armor and was defending his princess' honor.
Forum: The Pit 11-09-2014, 07:06 PM
Replies: 1,009
Views: 13,276
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
I aint got a 3ds! :( I just play Project M...

I aint got a 3ds! :(

I just play Project M now. Do you guys think Sm4sh has any real competitive potential?
Forum: The Pit 11-09-2014, 07:01 PM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
It's okay Erik. I can take it. I'm strong.

It's okay Erik. I can take it. I'm strong.
Forum: The Pit 11-09-2014, 07:00 PM
Replies: 20,044
Views: 286,045
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
You kiddin? What did hank do that was so bad?

You kiddin? What did hank do that was so bad?
Forum: The Pit 11-09-2014, 06:58 PM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
I watched Wayne's World yesterday, they have a...

I watched Wayne's World yesterday, they have a funny bit about milwaukee.
Forum: The Pit 11-09-2014, 05:48 PM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
It was a brochure. Need I really remind you?

It was a brochure. Need I really remind you?
Forum: The Pit 11-09-2014, 05:41 PM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Also, I'm sure I'm #1 on everybody's "Post...

Also, I'm sure I'm #1 on everybody's "Post Old Users that You Miss" threads right?


Right guys...? :(




The **** is this? Talk NORMAL nigga.
Forum: The Pit 11-09-2014, 05:38 PM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Don't get sassy babe. A crush is one of those...

Don't get sassy babe.

A crush is one of those things were you masturbate a lot to something specific right?
Forum: The Pit 11-09-2014, 05:36 PM
Replies: 1,009
Views: 13,276
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
I'm just going to leave this here:...

I'm just going to leave this here: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1474982&highlight=smash+bros+tournament

All bow before your OG king.
Forum: The Pit 11-09-2014, 05:34 PM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Why did I come back here...?

Why did I come back here...?
Forum: The Pit 09-10-2014, 08:07 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,233
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Badass. That was a sam level humble brag.

Badass.

That was a sam level humble brag.
Forum: Community Archives 09-10-2014, 08:02 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 5,501
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Hell nah. ****k yalll

Hell nah. ****k yalll
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2014, 10:34 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 578
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
I know a chinese person that ate a cat.

I know a chinese person that ate a cat.
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2014, 10:32 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 578
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Nice chuckles. Ride the train.

Nice chuckles. Ride the train.
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2014, 10:31 PM
Replies: 20,944
Views: 211,342
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
CHATTTTT 777777777777777 oh am i late?

CHATTTTT 777777777777777


oh am i late?
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